New Track-Bitch

[BLACK]

Since the Evo is up at school, I decided to pick up a dedicated track bitch of a car. Only some slight mods so far- seats, tires, brakes, roll bar, tow hooks, etc. In case anyone still posts here.

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/138/dsc00216p.jpg

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/1511/dsc00217i.jpg

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3184/dsc00215wx.jpg

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/3103/dsc00213wh.jpg

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5135/dsc00212tt.jpg

[mono]

sweet ride

[Victis]

cant go wrong with a miata for track day <3

[BLACK]

Once I manage to scrape together some more cash, the preparations for spec miata will be done. BTW, this one has a good camera mount, so I can finally post some good trackday footage. Got one coming up this weekend

[Talorth]

White is a good colour, your jizz wont show up as much.

[Victis]

Sick can't wait for some footage, any chance you can get another cam on your cluster so I can watch your stats on turns? :D

[Archaos]

I know nothing about cars, but lovely. Just lovely.

I like how I don't even own a car, and you have one on the side just for racing.

[mono]

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/21705/Sexy-Cyclist/#show

[BLACK]

Sick can't wait for some footage, any chance you can get another cam on your cluster so I can watch your stats on turns? :D


Actually just finished up the weekend at Homestead-drove the shit out of the car for about 7 hours total. I'm dropping it off at the shop to get specialized camera mounts with built in telemetry. Shit's gonna be awesome. No footage from this weekend because I'm a dumbass and brought all my camera mounts but forgot the camera. Plenty of pics incoming though.

[mono]

http://jalopnik.com/5497042/how-a-500-craigslist-car-beat-400k-rally-racers

[BLACK]

Blew the shit out of my engine apparently. Either gonna say fuck it and get an Exige, or drop a properly built engine in there.

[Talorth]

Rotary!
Actually no but for serious lol I love that engine swap in the mx-5.

[BLACK]

I was thinking about it, but I wouldn't be able to run any proper race series with it. I drove an Exige S 260 today. Absolutely amazing. Might have to empty the coffers a bit.

[Victis]

Bulletproof a rotary and you'll cream your pants

[Talorth]

I always have massive respect for people that drive the old rx7 FC for two reasons... one, theyare usually not ruined by stupid body kits or bad exhaust... (Unlike EVERY 240SX I ever see, sadface) and two, because rotaries are awesome.

[BLACK]

Rotaries are getting mad expensive as race series start making them illegal and people stop providing parts for them though. No doubt cool ass engines with unbeatable power to weight ratio, but I'm poor and on somewhat of a budget ATM.

[Victis]

You were talking about getting a Exige asshole!

Those things are like 80k new!

[BLACK]

True, but a good front running rotary is gonna run around 10k. I'm heading to the dealership tomorrow to see if I fit in there with my helmet. I'll see if I can snap some pics of the sick nasty cars they have there.


I tried to convince my parents to take part in a "partial supercar ownership program" with "one of the hottest upcoming race drivers of this generation." They didn't go for it so it looks like I'm in it myself. A bulletproof FC/FD would be nice though...Heading down to the shop Wed to see how it dynos with the new engine in. Should dyno at about 135 HP at the wheels with the restrictor plate.

[Talorth]

Thats still more than my parents car makes.

[Talorth]

True, but a good front running rotary is gonna run around 10k.

also lol @ how much that must be in relation to the car itself when you bought it.

[BLACK]

4 Rotor Miata. That'd be the shit and a half if I've ever seen it.

[Talorth]

Power to weight ratio win.

[BLACK]

It'd sound like a 787b. Also stop ignoring me on IM ice hole.

[Talorth]

http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1195can-you-beat-rihanna.jpg

[Talorth]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2268/2337603043_9764c8cbdd_o.jpg

i can see how killing yourself in one of these would be appealing.

[mono]

http://www.loodzwaar.com/2010/04/09/bmw-rijdt-niet-meer-optimaal/

[BLACK]

Or one of these really.


http://image.vetteweb.com/f/13941486/vemp_0903_05_z+2008_FIA_GT_spa_race+saleen_S7R.jpg

[Victis]

If I wanted to go that fast I'd just fly.

Go for the Ariel Atom experience man... fuck that car is insane.

[BLACK]

I want to drive one of those things SO BADLY. But I haven't ever seen one at an event, or in person. The thing I like about the Miata is that I can jump into either ITA, or SM race groups. In a few weeks a full cage is going in while I"m off at skip barber. Once again, I suck at taking pics so I'll have to consciously remember to take them this weekend at Sebring >.>

[BLACK]

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/2183/mks3932.jpg

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/944/mk47102.jpg

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7942/mk43653.jpg

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/7345/mk42437.jpg

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/9329/lms3472.jpg

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/2655/lms2901.jpg

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/9424/lms0799.jpg

[BLACK]

In the unlikely event anyone actually cares: the next mods are full cage, hardtop, and new steering wheel.

The new engine went in today as well as the exhaust. It's so fucking loud.

Next after all that is a new suspension. I'm putting it off because it's the most expensive part >.>

[mono]

Don't forget to put racing stripes on it...

[BLACK]

True, so true. I'm getting my stupid computer company's logo put on there as a vinyl.

Notice the corvette pointing the miata by, also. That's some Initial D shit right there.

[BLACK]

nl0JHY023R8

I was running with the higher group that uses race ready cars such as M3s 911s and the occasional Ferrari. It also turns out I had a nail in my back right tire, so that explains the weird movements.

Because you can't really see too much in this video, I've decided to go with the HD Herocam and mount it in a different spot.

[Archaos]

First two seconds was my fav.

[BLACK]

Like I said, it's a shit video but it's all I got.

[mono]

http://www.imagehut.net/images/63vfmyqvxmrkie6sm8mp.gif

[Sanche]

It's just a car, takes you from one place to another, adding speed to it will just get you killed.

[BLACK]

Logical reduction makes anything sound stupid, Sanche. Technically I'm not adding speed; I'm adding handling ability and safety equipment which in turn actually makes it safer.

[Archaos]

Racial slur, insult, racial slur. Overconfident statement proving I'm correct and that Mexico sucks ass.

[BLACK]

True.

[Talorth]

It's just a car, takes you from one place to another, adding speed to it will just get you killed.

What the fuck did I just read?

THEY SEE ME TROLLIN'

[Grog]

hey mr mechanic could you add some more speed to my car? thanks

[mono]

NYczez0uG94

[BLACK]

Posting from monticello.

http://www.monticellomotorclub.com/

[BLACK]

7wfkgXXc3ec

[Talorth]

NYczez0uG94
Haha, I love that story. I would have shat myself if I was in the car.

[BLACK]

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/1153/img0141ex.jpg

[Talorth]

Grats man. Awesome :P

[mono]

grats

[BLACK]

Thank you thank you all.

[Archaos]

Eat a meal on it.

[BLACK]

Oh I will. Don't worry.

[Archaos]

I'm playing Metro 2033 right now, game is fucking hot. I don't know why it got bad reviews, fuck those guys.

[BLACK]

I know right, shit owns.

[Talorth]

MMM Ukrainian games.
They bug out all the time, but are still fun.

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

[Grog]

i just wish there had been more of the stealth levels in it, and not a checkpoint system

[BLACK]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9559/img0147bp.jpg

[Archaos]

Cool pic John. I have no idea what Im looking at but yeah.

[Sanche]

looks like a 5 year old built that.

[Talorth]

That's a pretty crafty ass five year old, seems to beat most of those mexicans

Also I think it's pretty pro without the wheel personally.

[BLACK]

Yeah, wheelless is the way to go.

[Talorth]

MMM so sexy LIKE YOUR FACE

[ACB]

whats with the mexicans beeing so fuckin stupid these days


looks sweet john. cant wait to see it finished

[Sanche]

whats with the mexicans beeing so fuckin stupid these days


looks sweet john. cant wait to see it finished

what's stupid is that car, it looks like a kid's toy and has no practical use at all, this is a real car.
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/8/2006dodgeram3500megacab.jpg

[BLACK]

We have one of those too, it's a tow vehicle. :)

[Sanche]

shove it up your ass.

[Damarus]

Lmao how on earth is that practical. Too big and hungry to use it as a daily driver, too slow and bunky to race, too small to act as a truck - what can you fit in the back, a couple of dogs? Tow vehicle sounds about right.

[BLACK]

Sanche, you are an awful troll dude.

[Sanche]

Lmao how on earth is that practical. Too big and hungry to use it as a daily driver,

it's diesel and cost less than gas

too small to act as a truck - what can you fit in the back, a couple of dogs? Tow vehicle sounds about right.

you can pull a trailer, tow vehicle? that's for amateurs and requires something alot weaker.

too slow and bunky to race

with proper upgrades you can push about 1000 hp with one of these.



you're an idiot.

[LaEnana]

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/1153/img0141ex.jpg



good job man!

[BLACK]

it's diesel and cost less than gas



you can pull a trailer, tow vehicle? that's for amateurs and requires something alot weaker.



with proper upgrades you can push about 1000 hp with one of these.



you're an idiot.


Power=/= power to weight ratio.

[Talorth]

what's stupid is that car, it looks like a kid's toy and has no practical use at all, this is a real car.
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/8/2006dodgeram3500megacab.jpg

Two things that amuse me about it.

The useless spoiler on the bed cover and the fact that it appears to be in europe.

LOL, douchebaggery knows no geographical limits.

[Talorth]

DOWNFORCE IN MUH TRUCK Y'ALL

[Talorth]

Power=/= power to weight ratio.

inb4 kill yourself on sport bike.

[Damarus]

with proper upgrades you can push about 1000 hp with one of these.CHYYYYEAAAAAAAH MAN!
http://media.popularmechanics.com/images/mega-dump-470-0209.jpg
DIS NIGGA PULLS 3370HP. MAKES IT GUD AT RACING YOOOOOOO!

[Talorth]

Someone shoop the 9 into an 8 then we can pretend it has a rotary.

[mono]

x9TtiDp0p78
TAiDcgZ9Rzg

[Sanche]

CHYYYYEAAAAAAAH MAN!
http://media.popularmechanics.com/images/mega-dump-470-0209.jpg
DIS NIGGA PULLS 3370HP. MAKES IT GUD AT RACING YOOOOOOO!

who in their right mind wants to die young? there are better hobbies like banging random women and bitch slapping random idiots like yourself.

[BLACK]

Only the bad racers die young. Racer evolution if you will. Look up evolution if you don't know what I'm talking about, Sanche.

[ACB]

oh lawd

[Sanche]

Only the bad racers die young. Racer evolution if you will. Look up evolution if you don't know what I'm talking about, Sanche.

anyone can die with those miles, it doesn't take an idiot, my brother in law was cocky too it only took one mistake.

[mono]

WAe4VEN6lBM

[Inxile]

rofl

[BLACK]

I'm sure I'll crash at some point; however that's what the cage, helmet, fire suit, and nets are for. Danger is part of the allure anyway.

[Damascus]

Like trying to shag another guys girlfriend. I always use a cage, helmet, fire suit, and nets.

[Inxile]

what the hell do you care sanche if black wants to go 300 mph through a wall? lol

[Damarus]

Sanche would rather roll it doing 30 on a gentle rolling bend (Simpsons reference).

[Inxile]

Sanche would rather roll it doing 30 on a gentle rolling bend (Simpsons reference).

if you hadn't told me that i wouldn't have known...lol =p
tbh i'm still trying to get it >.>

[BLACK]

CANYONERO

[Talorth]

what the hell do you care sanche if black wants to go 300 mph through a wall? lol

SANCHE CARES

[BLACK]

Awww that's so nice of sanche.

[mono]

lZ4PtafRB9c

[Damarus]

if you hadn't told me that i wouldn't have known...lol =p
tbh i'm still trying to get it >.>Lol they were being chased by a heap of SUV's or something and got to a gentle rolling bend and all the SUV's rolled it. So was having a dig at Sanche's love for big cars and there crap handling.

[BLACK]

LOL @ the concept of racing a dually.

[Talorth]

Like trying to shag another guys girlfriend. I always use a cage, helmet, fire suit, and nets.

ugh, fucking god damnit I totally read something else.

[HeadShot]

it's diesel and cost less than gas


when in the last 10 years has diesel cost less than gas you fucking retard and they dont get shit for better mileage

[Sanche]

diesel burns 30% less than gas

[BLACK]

Heading out to sebring in a few hours! It's gonna be teh sick nasty.

[Damascus]

ugh, fucking god damnit I totally read something else.
WAT IS SHRIP?

[ACB]

can i fuck you in the ass john? + ill wear my furrrrrrrrrr costume

[BLACK]

can i fuck you in the ass john? + ill wear my furrrrrrrrrr costume


Hopping the first plane to germany...I'm bringing the fur suit.

[Talorth]

Remember to record it.

[ACB]

Remember to record it.

why dont u just join us <3

[Sanche]

i'm going to vomit

[BLACK]

NSFW
http://fchan.us/src/m_1275948857186_Ychan_-_g_-_hot_ass_action_-_49269.jpg

[Damascus]

Sanche just vomited.

[LaEnana]

barf

[JHANGLEHEITER]

fuck

[Damascus]

FUCK you fucking FUCK FUCKER, FUCKING FUCK

[BLACK]

NSFW
http://fchan.us/src/m_1277427213186.mrk-9_toobin_600.jpg

[Grog]

ahahaha the octopus

[Damascus]

The octopus is wearing a hat. Underwater.

[BLACK]

I figured you connoisseurs of fine art would appreciate that.

[LaEnana]

I really like the shading and firm brush strokes.

[Talorth]

I like the fact it hasn't been put in spoiler tags yet.

[Damarus]

Haha yeah, I don't think it deserves to be. Far too quality for that.

[BLACK]

Definitely. I like the anatomy.

[Damascus]

I can't get over the hat underwater, or how happy Sanche is about his team winning.

[BLACK]

He is quite elated isn't he.

[Talorth]

iM SURE HE LIEKS THE PENIS PICS PROBABLY WISHES HE HAD AN ACTAPUSSY

[Damascus]

Some fags been drunk posting!

[mono]

TugslL45aXk

[mono]

Nsca3UqysrI

[mono]

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=21992

[mono]

http://www.engadget.com/2010/08/05/german-designer-brings-wipeout-racing-game-to-life-burns-up-car/

[mono]

http://www.break.com/index/awesome-russian-airbag-explosion

[mono]

http://dl.ziza.ru/other/092010/03/pics/fotopodborodka_100.jpg

[JHANGLEHEITER]

sheyat

[BLACK]

My new car, with my sister being stupid and getting in the way of the picture.


http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs184.ash2/44723_424017715898_515165898_5432989_374540_n.jpg

[Damarus]

You should get that same photo, but with your sister in a bikini with a sponge and some suds and what not.

[BLACK]

Sounds like a plan dude. I'll get that shit to you asap.

[LaEnana]

Nice man

[mono]

_rn2AlUtiP8

[mono]

http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/watermelon_car_tuning.jpg
http://www.imagechan.com/images/stories/dg_pictures/1009/4DAFA590BF0C-1.jpg

[BLACK]

Got an 87 mph speeding ticket on the way down to PBIR last weekend in it. Fucking cops man.

[Talorth]

You should get that same photo, but with your sister in a bikini with a sponge and some suds and what not.

I could take a better photo.

[JHANGLEHEITER]

U shild fuk ur sister take piks and put them here

[BLACK]

Wat?

[JHANGLEHEITER]

u hurd me

[Infamous]

wat?

[Archaos]

Sounds like a plan dude. I'll get that shit to you asap.

Still waitin johnny

[BLACK]

Working on it, love.

[mono]

KDrpPqsXfVU

[mono]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ba6_1286420697

[Archaos]

Working on it, love.

bullshit.

don't make be fb friend her and seduce her via the internet.

[BLACK]

The only seducing you'd need is a box of chocolates, a bag of poprocks, and some box wine.

[Talorth]

I didn't need chocolates...

[Damarus]

I didn't need wine...

[mono]

the only thing you need to seduce Archaos is a potato...

[Archaos]

Potato...

I'm not from Idaho bro.

[mono]

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1306/irishp.gif

[Archaos]

Oh, that...

:<

[JHANGLEHEITER]

go fcku youself

[Archaos]

hhahahaha

[Talorth]

jhangle <3

[mono]

http://imgur.com/G06V6.jpg

[mono]

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t150/yanezisreb/car.png

[mono]

ImOS-7vWLWA

[LaEnana]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpY9oaCeaQ4&feature=player_embedded#!

[mono]

t23n5m_07yY

[JHANGLEHEITER]

http://fchan.us/src/m_1285136487016.jpg

[Inxile]

i see the fury porn is still going strong

[Damascus]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURY POOOOOOOOOORN!

[Damarus]

http://fchan.us/src/m_1285136487016.jpgStop posting furry porn in the sfw forums John...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Damarus/Black-1.png

[JHANGLEHEITER]

Haha

[Damarus]

You'd managed to somehow avoid logging into both accounts from the same IP for so long... Then this. What happened? Got slack? :p

[BLACK]

Well I started using jhangleheiter when I was uberly drunk and on my iphone, which usually isn't at home. I find it bad that I've made almost 600 drunk ass forum posts.

[LaEnana]

Wow I wondered about this lol

[Talorth]

Pft, I always knew it was him :p

[Inxile]

lolz

[Archaos]

How disappointing. I had this built of image of an angry elderly man who had stumbled across the forum and drunkenly posted, that or he was heavily medicated and lived in a nursing home of sorts. He enjoyed things like talking about what things were like in the good old days and whiskey in his morning juice. Thanks John, faggot.

[BLACK]

Nothing but love, bro. Nothing but love.

[Grog]

wow, mondrated is offically dead now that jhangle is unveiled

[Talorth]

I could bring out an alternative persona but everyone would figure out cause I'd just post cocks.

[Archaos]

If we just all did this, like five times then the forum would actually have people on it. I know you guys troll other ones, list them.

[mono]

http://i.imgur.com/roIaO.jpg

[mono]

ZBNaVt4ozB0

[Talorth]

funny, I do that with women all the time too.

[JHANGLEHEITER]

Rainbow Stalin

[Damarus]

Rainbow StalinFUCK... I only just picked up on that reference...

[Talorth]

FUCK... I only just picked up on that reference...

all this loaf

[mono]

NO5z9XLz1AM
oKFGr_mkQaA

[Talorth]

NO5z9XLz1AM
oKFGr_mkQaA

OH NO NOT MY SHELBY

[BLACK]

That would suck hardcore.

[Inxile]

That would suck hardcore.
meh thats what insurance is for, lol

[BLACK]

I bet insurance would find a way to jew you hardcore if your car fell off the dyno.

[BLACK]

http://www.filefront.com/17775464/turkey-trot.avi/

[mono]

kYUpkPTcqPY

[BLACK]

http://c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000H1ypzPGb8nI/s/750/750/IMG-8672.jpg

http://c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000gwkVarqeKjg/s/750/750/IMG-8697.jpg

http://c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000Dp6Fsw_qN28/s/750/750/IMG-7002.jpg

[Archaos]

slow poke

[Talorth]

slow poke

Your favorite kind.

[BLACK]

I run some fast ass times in that little miata.

[Talorth]

I love how fucked up the 67 looks.

[LaEnana]

Needs a www.themondrated.com sticker on it

[Archaos]

Get on it Jon. We're good sponsors we swear.

[JHANGLEHEITER]

Send me a sticker and I'll put it on

[Talorth]

Can we put some furries on it as well?


hug life sticker?

[LaEnana]

LOL whats that Mark Antonio guy from?