Crimes

[drew]

whats the worst crime uve ever done

[Caddyshack]

Raped your mom w/o lube.

[Ayumiz]

Raped your mom w/o lube.

That's kinda hawt.

[drew]

my moms dead

[Digita1]

That's why it was a crime.... dumbass

[Caddyshack]

my moms dead
It's better that way.

[drew]

....

[Caddyshack]

I'm an IRL necromancer.

I brought that bitch back from the dead and raped her w/o lube!

[Digita1]

I watched Headshot touch many little kids...











It was pretty erotic too

[drew]

I'm an IRL necromancer.

I brought that bitch back from the dead and raped her w/o lube!
thats gay man

[Grog]

NOT COOL MAN

[RickyMartin]

I am a necrophiliac.

Caddy, come to my house later?

[LaEnana]

I once stole a straw dispenser from In and Out Burger!

[Inxile]

LOL wtf would u steal a straw dispenser for

[LaEnana]

for the straws.. and dispensing them...

[Alrus]

Dude I'd love to have a star dispenser in my house... Its pretty much impossible to steal them here tho :/

[Archaos]

I dunno about a star dispenser but I could really use a straw dispenser.

[Inxile]

lol

[Damascus]

Yerh stealing a straw dispenser is pretty RAD.

[Damarus]

Man I have so many napkins, wet wipes and straws from fast food outlets. I use em bulk, have them in my car and shit. I'd so love a dispenser :(

[LaEnana]

I've also stolen stainless steel soap dispensers from a gas station bathroom along with the wall mount. Was pretty cool! Used to have a cross walk button too that I made into a light switch for my room.

[Alrus]

I dunno about a star dispenser but I could really use a straw dispenser.

Meh...

[damme]

Mr Dispenser man.

[Damascus]

No wait I boned an underage girl once.

[damme]

But did you properly dispense of her afterwards?

[Grog]

was it in a gas station bathroom?

[Inxile]

what i've done

-stole a brushed nickel soap dispenser from a boston pizza (stole it for my bro cuz it matched shit in his apartment lawls)

- when i was like 13 me and some friends would walk around at like 12am-4am and walk down streets with cars parked down em, and we'd check to see which were open, then we'd jack any cd's and money etc (this was years ago)

- i smoke marijuana (so thats sorta a crime)

other then that i am a law abiding citizen

[Archaos]

I used to egg people and cars a lot.

[Inxile]

>.> i've done that a few times, been chased by some pissed off old guy to once lolz

[Archaos]

Eh, mostly kids I thought were faggots in high school. They tried to prosecute us once, a lot of my friends got in trouble but I din't. Some people are lame like that.

[damme]

Stolen candy.

[mono]

Stolen candy.
From a baby?

[damme]

No :(

[LaEnana]

One time I was reffing at the paintball field and this kid found a swiss army knife, he was all happy he found it and I said, " Hey lemme see that, I think I know who's it is!", I took it and told him I knew who's it was and I was gonna give it to him. Haha ME

[Damascus]

But did you properly dispense of her afterwards?
No :( it nearly came back to haunt me too, she took a guy to court over 'rape' a few weeks later.

[mono]

No :( it nearly came back to haunt me too, she took a guy to court over 'rape' a few weeks later.
ninja...

[Grog]

surprised no one's mentioned downloading communism from the internets

[Inxile]

No :( it nearly came back to haunt me too, she took a guy to court over 'rape' a few weeks later.

can't rape the willing

[Alrus]

can't rape the willing

Statutory rape then ?

[Damascus]

"She's a loose slut" doesn't hold up well in court I imagine.