Farts

[Medicalelf]

Do you like farts?

Do you find it funny if you hear somebody farting?

or

Do you find farting loud is disgusting?

I personally don't like it and I find it nasty if people will fart loud near me or in-front of me >.<.

How about you?

[Grog]

i like poo

[Medicalelf]

i like poo

What if you have a date and she farts loud in-front of you? Is that a deal breaker for you?

[Tengil]

I dont mind farts

but farting during a date is just rude and just stupid

[mono]

I don't mind farting as long as they don't smell...

[Grog]

What if you have a date and she farts loud in-front of you? Is that a deal breaker for you?
beggars can't be choosers

[Medicalelf]

I still don't like farts even if they stink or not >.<.

[damme]

What if you can't hear them too?

[damme]

http://dammserv.loopback.nu/~damme/1216341875644.jpg

[Damarus]

I fart all the time and I love it, and sometimes after a night out I wake up in like a girls bed or things of the like and such, and I fart. Decently big farts. It's good.

[Archaos]

Wat the fuck Damme and Luke...

[Talorth]

Considering it happens all the time in my family i've kind of become accustomed to it. I honestly could care less. And i'm suprised a normal human function bothers people so much.


Granted, I hate when they smell and people still do it in front of you.
: (

I'm suprised no one has linked the brazillian fart porn yet.

[BLACK]

Another A+ thread from Medi.

[Damarus]

My farts dont smell but they're pretty loud. I do them lots and people are like Luke stop farting. Girls don't seem to mind it tooo much, but thats because I make up for it in other ways.

[Damascus]

Like farting into their cunt.

[CharlieM]

"Techically, when you smell my farts, you are tasting my inner anus" - Jack Black.

[CharlieM]

Oh and damme...fucking brilliant.
Absath has lost the fucking plot.

[Monroe]

Do you like farts?

Do you find it funny if you hear somebody farting?

or

Do you find farting loud is disgusting?

I personally don't like it and I find it nasty if people will fart loud near me or in-front of me >.<.

How about you?

Philipinos smell like shit anyway, so farting or not farting isnt gonna make a difference.

[Archaos]

haha monroe. wow.

[Medicalelf]

Philipinos smell like shit anyway, so farting or not farting isnt gonna make a difference.

Being able to live in the Philippines and the US, that I can assure you that Filipinos have better personal hygiene compared to Americans.

And by the way it's Filipinos not Philipinos. Learn how to spell before you start spewing shit about Filipinos.

It's because of people like you that makes Americans really look bad.

[Monroe]

Being able to live in the Philippines and the US, that I can assure you that Filipinos have better personal hygiene compared to Americans.

And by the way it's Filipinos not Philipinos. Learn how to spell before you start spewing shit about Filipinos.

It's because of people like you that makes Americans really look bad.

Stop fronting, you dont even have running water

[Tengil]

Stop fronting, you dont even have running water
lol :D

[Grog]

fish in a barrel

[Medicalelf]

We don't have running water?? Are you serious about that? lol Another false accusation from Monroe.

[LaEnana]

I thought this thread was about farts...


Anyways, the worst farts I ever had was when I had some sushi. I was sick for like a month, lost like 20 lbs and I had the worst farts I have ever smelled in my life. So caustic, so sour and pungent that they gave me a sore throat and I'd have to leave the room for a long time for the napalm-like effects of these heinous farts to air out and let the paint recover.

ugh bad times lol

[damme]

I had a period where I was lactose intolerant. Those are probably the worst farts I've ever had.

[Inxile]

monroe the fat, white & nerdy nigger.

"stop frontin"

[LaEnana]

monroe the fat, white & nerdy nigger.

"stop frontin"

You need to misspell more than one word to be like him.

[Talorth]

I thought this thread was about farts...


Anyways, the worst farts I ever had was when I had some sushi. I was sick for like a month, lost like 20 lbs and I had the worst farts I have ever smelled in my life. So caustic, so sour and pungent that they gave me a sore throat and I'd have to leave the room for a long time for the napalm-like effects of these heinous farts to air out and let the paint recover.

ugh bad times lol

20 lbs of pure fart.

[Monroe]

http://images.dpchallenge.com/images_challenge/261/108600.jpg

Go eat some balut you skank whore

[WiGgLr]

farting is one of my many talents

[damme]

Why would anyone want to eat a Balut?

[Monroe]

Why would anyone want to eat a Balut?

same reason your kind eats rotten fish and shit. All you faggots are stupid

[Inxile]

monroe has alot of cock gifts......

[Archaos]

haha. yeah faggots.

[Damascus]

YOUR KIND.

[Alrus]

same reason your kind eats rotten fish and shit. All you faggots are stupid

lol monroe looks even angrier than before.

[yourmoms-taint]

I get 3/4 chub from these clips.
http://www.cakefarts.com/
http://cakefarts.com/puddingfarts/

[Inxile]

rofl at the puddingfart one

hahaha

[Alrus]

hahah pudding fart. (and poop projection and the end to top it off)

[PixelStyx]

You know what bodily function I dislike the most, though? Heartbeats. God.. they just annoy me. When I put my head against someones chest and I hear that thumping...I just want to punch them and say ,"Stop beating you FUCKING GIANT ORGAN, GIVER OF ALL LIFE"... Of all the bodily functions I think the heartbeat is the most egotistical and the more you yell at the person to stop their heart beating the LOUDER it gets. And then there's the fact that the living love to go to funerals and flaunt their heartbeat. Viewing the dead in a coffin is like eating a filet mignon in front of a starving person. It's like saying, "Ha ha, mother fucker, mines beating and yours isn't."

[Damarus]

I like those heart shaped lollipops. Used to buy em at school all the time back in the day. They didn't beat though...

[Damascus]

Unless you beat them.

[Inxile]

You know what bodily function I dislike the most, though? Heartbeats. God.. they just annoy me. When I put my head against someones chest and I hear that thumping...I just want to punch them and say ,"Stop beating you FUCKING GIANT ORGAN, GIVER OF ALL LIFE"... Of all the bodily functions I think the heartbeat is the most egotistical and the more you yell at the person to stop their heart beating the LOUDER it gets. And then there's the fact that the living love to go to funerals and flaunt their heartbeat. Viewing the dead in a coffin is like eating a filet mignon in front of a starving person. It's like saying, "Ha ha, mother fucker, mines beating and yours isn't."

lol did you come up with that or is that some comedian's skit or someshit? movie line?

[damme]

Good thing mine only beats 44 times a minute then. That should make me less egotistical.

[PixelStyx]

lol did you come up with that or is that some comedian's skit or someshit? movie line?

It's my own. I wish it was a movie line... then I'd be getting the bucks.