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Medicalelf
July 2nd, 2008, 03:00 PM
The Human Body






This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were
designed the way we are!
1. Scientists say the higher your I.Q., the more you dream.

-------hmmm I dream a lot haha------

2. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg. seriously?




3. The smallest is the male sperm.
haha little tiny sperm!

4. You use 20 0 muscles to take one step.

5. The average woman is five inches shorter than the average man.
-----so the average man is 5'5 then? lol----

6. Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.
----weird----







7. A pair of human feet contain 250,000 sweat glands.

8. A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.

----I pee more than that-----


9. The acid in your stomach is strong enough to

dissolve razor blades
seriously? Who tried this?

10. The human brain cell can hold five times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.

11. It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your
stomach.
12. The average human dream lasts two to three seconds.

13. Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis
of the liver than men with hair.
----doubt it----

14. At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour
as a single cell.

15. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
yuck!

16. Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.





17. The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.




18. Your teeth start developing in your gums six months before you are born.

19. When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils

dilate. They do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.

---not sure about this but I saw this happening to a man who just came...it looks weird--

20. Bl ondes h ave more hair than those with dark hair.

21. Your thumb is the same length as your nose.
not quite!


another boring stuff brought to you by Medi!

BLACK
July 2nd, 2008, 03:09 PM
And this is fascinating to you why?

mono
July 2nd, 2008, 03:12 PM
you can't lick your elbow...

damme
July 2nd, 2008, 03:39 PM
5. The average woman is five inches shorter than the average man.
-----so the average man is 5'5 then? lol----

Maybe in Asia.

Seriously though, what is your fascination with copy pasting useless "facts" (bet they are not even correct half the time, sorry make that 90%)?

Medicalelf
July 2nd, 2008, 03:46 PM
I like it and I do it because I CAN!

Just like you guys copying and pasting all the porn pictures and links.

I'm sorry damme that this is useless because you can't jack off on it.

This is a general discussion forum, I am not out of line.

Grog
July 2nd, 2008, 04:11 PM
i don't like copy with my pasta

Talorth
July 2nd, 2008, 04:13 PM
So I printed off this thread and used it as toilet paper.

Didnt work very well though. Toilet paper just feels so much nicer on your ass than just paper.

Medi, you've made me sore in the mangina, I hate you now.

damme
July 2nd, 2008, 04:19 PM
I'm sorry damme that this is useless because you can't jack off on it.
Hear hear!

BLACK
July 2nd, 2008, 06:16 PM
I second that.


I would say tits or gtfo, but I don't want to see your tits.

Archaos
July 2nd, 2008, 09:49 PM
I'm sorry that this is useless because you can't jack off on it.


I will accept your apology once you post some nudes to make up for this bullshit.

BLACK
July 2nd, 2008, 11:56 PM
Can't really jack off to those either.

Medicalelf
July 3rd, 2008, 12:07 AM
We all know that you only jack off to furry porn black.

Talorth
July 3rd, 2008, 12:29 AM
We all know that you only jack off to furry porn black.

Captain obvious to the rescue.









I don't even get it... like what the hell...?

Was that supposed to be an insult...?

seriously?

like you could of at least said something like.... It's too bad John that we all know your lustful desires for a hawt anthro german shepard man will never happen. You should just give up already and lay down and die....?

see?

BLACK
July 3rd, 2008, 12:33 AM
Tal really knows the way to my heart.

Talorth
July 3rd, 2008, 12:37 AM
and I love ripping it out, letting it get run over a few times.... then stabing it repeatedly...before throwing it in a wood chipper.

then taking the bits, eating them... and then shitting them in a sewer.

BLACK
July 3rd, 2008, 12:47 AM
Then putting them back in.


By the way i'm so fucking drunk i don't know how i can stuyll type

Talorth
July 3rd, 2008, 12:52 AM
:O orly?

Inxile
July 3rd, 2008, 12:53 AM
lol...

BLACK
July 3rd, 2008, 12:54 AM
wi lost horribly at pong

Talorth
July 3rd, 2008, 12:55 AM
wonder if any chicks have taken advantage yet.

Archaos
July 3rd, 2008, 01:12 AM
yah wi diiidd

BLACK
July 3rd, 2008, 01:21 AM
h0t lol

Talorth
July 3rd, 2008, 01:34 AM
...

damme
July 3rd, 2008, 01:55 AM
Rofl.

lilcookie
July 3rd, 2008, 04:40 PM
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/9932/1208937233698nz2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

BLACK
July 5th, 2008, 07:19 PM
EalIS3r_4X4

Talorth
July 5th, 2008, 07:26 PM
e9N97n5qMHk

LaEnana
July 6th, 2008, 11:43 PM
I dont think ill click on this :P yuck

e9N97n5qMHk

Talorth
July 7th, 2008, 02:51 AM
rofl. according to john "they look 12"

well duh, its a cmon gay porn theme. Believe it or not theres similarities, alot of lesbo porn has women that look way too young.

BLACK
July 7th, 2008, 04:54 AM
The women in porn videos have bigger balls than those fags kissing.

Grog
July 7th, 2008, 06:37 PM
and the men always have small penises