I'd hit Siri

[BLACK]

...with a Jack Daniels bottle.

[Talorth]

called it before i opened it.

[Nerfed]

You would empty it first, right?

[Tengil]

I like Siri, she has big boobs. :em_luv:

[Siri]

lol you can have them then cuz I sure as hell dont, get in the damn way :(

[Archaos]

Somehow boobs just aren't as appealing when they aren't actually on a chick.

[Tengil]

Somehow boobs just aren't as appealing when they aren't actually on a chick.

QFT. I need some latino/american chick to go with em

[Grog]

id be happy to wear some boobs

[Siri]

...with a Jack Daniels bottle.
I'd rather take a shot to the head with a JD bottle over you wanting to hit it :mrgreen:

[Ist]

I'd like to be slapped in the face numerous times by Siri's boobs.

[Grog]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2586/lolxj6.png (http://imageshack.us)

[BLACK]

I'd rather take a shot to the head with a JD bottle over you wanting to hit it :mrgreen:

Good because that's exactly what you're going to get.

[Grog]

siri > black

[damme]

luls

[ACB]

I'd like to be slapped in the face numerous times by Siri's boobs.

this could be interesting

[Talorth]

Hhaahahah omg I love you both, but its funny how you two always end up hatin on each other...

hahahahhaha.

[Talorth]

Somehow boobs just aren't as appealing when they aren't actually on a chick.

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q275/IrishEarl/MAnBoobs.jpg

[ACB]

....

[mono]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2586/lolxj6.png (http://imageshack.us)
A guy is laying in bed after making love to his new Thai wife.

she begins stroking his dick.

He asks "do you want more sex?"

She repliess "no, im just admiring your cock."

Puzzled and amused, he replies "why?"

She looks up and says "I just miss mine."

[Siri]

I'd like to be slapped in the face numerous times by Siri's boobs.

lol youd have some blackeyes :P

[Siri]

Hhaahahah omg I love you both, but its funny how you two always end up hatin on each other...

hahahahhaha.

It's a love hate thing I'm sure he knows that :D

[Siri]

siri > black

:def_luv:

[Siri]

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q275/IrishEarl/MAnBoobs.jpg

I'd hit it. giggity giggity

[Nerfed]

I'd hit it. giggity giggity


Only if he's circumcised, right?

[Siri]

Only if he's circumcised, right?


I just prefer mushrooms over elephant trunks O.o
Besides if its as big as an elephant trunk and he washes himself with it then thats just scary lmao

[Nerfed]

I just prefer mushrooms over elephant trunks O.o
Besides if its as big as an elephant trunk and he washes himself with it then thats just scary lmao


Yeah polar is know to get it out and start squirting himself...

[Siri]

lmao!!!

[LaEnana]

I say siri shows her tits.

[BLACK]

Thread fixed.

[Siri]

I say siri shows her tits.

I say you show me yours.Press them together and make a kissy face too please.

[LaEnana]

u first

[Siri]

u first

Thats not how it works :D

[Tengil]

A guy is laying in bed after making love to his new Thai wife.

she begins stroking his dick.

He asks "do you want more sex?"

She repliess "no, im just admiring your cock."

Puzzled and amused, he replies "why?"

She looks up and says "I just miss mine."

Lololol. :D

[LaEnana]

Thats not how it works :D

U won't do it.

[Siri]

Nah I wouldnt cuz then I'd feel like its girls gone wild lol
If I was a playmate or something then I really wouldnt care who sees the boobies.
I think I took some quiz thingy to see whos chest size I was like and I believe they said Pam Anderson :( but mine arent fake wtfs I would have thought Salma Hayek or something we seem about the same size. I'd much rather have smaller boobies that look cute and uber perky a C cup would be nice.

[Archaos]

I feel ya girl!

[Damarus]

I always feel girls.

[BLACK]

James doesn't.

[Siri]

Yes he does hes a ginger and girls love gingers :huf2_luv:

[Talorth]

no they don't.

[Archaos]

Sorry Siri, gonna go with Kyle and Johnny

[Siri]

pfft needs more funny faces imo
http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh263/rheanlu1/DSC00903.jpg

[Siri]

or this one is my fav lmao
http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh263/rheanlu1/DSC00901.jpg

[Tengil]

pfft needs more funny faces imo
http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh263/rheanlu1/DSC00903.jpg

Lookin cute :em_luv: I bet you be day dreamin about that uncircumsized penis.

[Siri]

lol oh yes uncircumsized penises all day long. XD
I think I'd have a different face tho. Ill have to take a pic later and post it lmao

[damme]

Yea there is not enough drool :p

[Siri]

lol I do that naturally. Only when I eat tho or drink things I wouldnt say I drool, more like spill the food or drink and it somehow always ends up down my shirt lol Boobs are like natures bibs.

[Gelmir]

o.0