Ass+Pillow=Pink Eye?

[ItsTreeSuhBitch]

So Digita1 Has been tearing ass on pillows all night long lol and if its bare assed Does it cause pink eye... i know they said it in knocked up but really? Can It? lol

Your Thoughts?

[Talorth]

I have no idea, but one asks many a question... like joan rivers face....why? Or Cher for that matter...

[Talorth]

OH and welcome to themond. you'll probably get bored and quit, or not... we'll see..

[BLACK]

LOL

[Alrus]

I dont even get the question Oo

[Digita1]

Alright. I had khaki shorts on, I farted then sat on her pillow! Big deal! She thinks she'll get pink eye because in the movie Knocked Up 3 guys got pink eye for farting bare ass on each others pillows lol.

[Damascus]

I know something will go wrong if you fart directly into someones eye and a little poop comes out.

Not from experience...

[Alrus]

Who would let you fart directly on his/her eyes Oo

[Damascus]

A person with no eyes that doesnt know its coming?

[damme]

I dont even get the question Oo

Yea seriously that was like a clusterfuck of words :s

[Damascus]

It's a chick, chicks can't type. They're too busy thinking about hairspray and what to cook for dinner.

[Damarus]

And what to wear to impress Luke.

[Tengil]

I voted 5 stars for this thread.

[LinnEva]

And what to wear to impress Luke.

undress to impress imo

[MrStorm]

Farts can be dangerous....

[Digita1]

Farts can be dangerous....

You should see her run when I let one loose.

[Talorth]

the house being blown up from the nuke comes to mind...

[BLACK]

Hot.

[MightyTagur]

It's a chick, chicks can't type. They're too busy thinking about hairspray and what to cook for dinner.
Yeah like light or dark beer instead of dinner, cuz that way its cheaper. And hairspray is money for beer too. Budget!

[damme]

Chicks don't drink beer, what are you talking about?

[Damascus]

She's very special though.

Dark beer all the way!

[Digita1]

Teresa doesn't drink beer. She grabs a beer, opens it and then makes me drink it. Repeats it about 10 times and then has her way with me ,_,

[Damascus]

lol I've known girls like that. It's good and bad at the same time.

[Jadein]

wait ...there's a new girl on TM? Uh OHH boys better start getting worried ... we're going to take over ...

[Demon]

wait ...there's a new girl on TM? Uh OHH boys better start getting worried ... we're going to take over ...


This is a take over I support all that way, when you need a sex slave call me. Dont kill me.

[Talorth]

wait ...there's a new girl on TM? Uh OHH boys better start getting worried ... we're going to take over ...

Hey, im the besty girl on here ^_^.
In all honesty, we outnumber you guys like... 1:15

But then again, women are so damn smart they probably could pwn 15 guys. HOHO.


and jadein, we havent seen you post in awhile. YAYZ!

[Demon]

Gotta admit i caught a slight bone when i saw her post

[BLACK]

Fucking gross.

[Demon]

ur face

[Talorth]

ur face

DONT MAKE HIM CRY!

[Demon]

Ipooinhismouf

[Talorth]

2BOYS1CUP!

[Demon]

shutyofuckinfaceunclefucker

[Jadein]

AWWWW <3333

Yay sorry RL is kicking my ass at the moment. No time for the interwebz. I'm still here lurking when I can though.

[Archaos]

not living up to that sig tbh.

we've officially given that title to Black and Tal. They are sharing ownership of it as well as a bed.

[Jadein]

Yeah i know i know *sighs* and Actuallllyyyyyy i asked for a new sig awhile back ... *laughs*

[BLACK]

There's actually no room for Tal in my bed. :< He sleeps on the floor.

[Talorth]

its a hard life... living on the cold stone floor with my collar on... and just the collar... but somebody has to do it :( but at least he gives me warm meals. HOHO

[Talorth]

not living up to that sig tbh.

we've officially given that title to Black and Tal. They are sharing ownership of it as well as a bed.

lololol james <3.

[Damascus]

W O W

[Talorth]

wowomg.com?

[ACB]

www.ilikebigdicks.com

[Talorth]

doesnt load for me

[ACB]

onoz www.bigdicksilike.com

[BLACK]

www.fchan.us

[ACB]

id do black right away

[BLACK]

Do me hard.

[Talorth]

id do black right away

fight to the death?

[ACB]

id do black while watching furry porn

[BLACK]

Doggy style so we could both watch.

[ACB]

indeed

[BLACK]

Hot.

[Talorth]

saix.

[ACB]

in teh bumm?

[Ist]

What farting on pillows causing pink eyes? No way ... O_o

[Digita1]

What farting on pillows causing pink eyes? No way ... O_o

Apparently. Because she actually got pink eye about a week or so later from this post.

I never got it. /flex

[ACB]

err oO

[damme]

Oooooor she got pink eye from something else.

[Damarus]

I got conjunctivitis before from my old work (dirty warehouse) from the dust and shit and rubbing my eye, and then I was silly enough to rub the other eye and pretty much couldn't see for a couple of days :p

[Talorth]

I got conjunctivitis before from my old work (dirty warehouse) from the dust and shit and rubbing my eye, and then I was silly enough to rub the other eye and pretty much couldn't see for a couple of days :p

I had that when I was 4, id wake up to have my eyes sealed shut. It freaked the fuck out of me and I still remember it to this day.

[Damarus]

Yeah it's not overly fun. I dont know why they call it pink eye though, coz it was more like yellow eye o____O

[Ist]

I heard to remove pink eye you take your affected eye and rub it around the cock head. Make sure you lick it first though for proper lubrication.

[ItsTreeSuhBitch]

Wow.... Im Surprised Steven didn't think of that line hahaha Eye drops did the trick!

[Damarus]

Yeah I had eye drops as well.

[Digita1]

She actually got it from her little brother, who got it from his friends down the street.

[damme]

Eyes are fart proof!

[Digita1]

Eyes are fart proof!

Prove it.