Your wife is cheating on you, would you spread the word!?

[WiGgLr]

Hello world. My Wife is a whore! (http://www.eq2flames.com/rate-retard/14725-keigo-had-irl-sex-my-wife-ab-server-drama.html)

This is the funniest thread i have ever seen.
10/10 for Drama.
10/10 for Comedy.

[Demon]

wow @ the whole thing but


"Drama royale it seems.

Forget about the broad I think, the new dude will ditch her as soon as a new dark elf joins the guild anyway ^_^

Just think about yourself, hide youre money, divorce the cunt and set up a new life. O, and beating up the keigo guy sounds like something Id personally do http://eq2flames.com/images/smilies/smiley-wink.gif. Just be sure no blood on youre clothes you can always say he "fell down the stairs"

As for revenge on the chick, sleep with her best friend friend, sister or mother (only if shes a milf) and keep it at that."
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[Damarus]

Oh dear lord... I got to the end of the first page and there's over 50? I dont think I can last this long...

The plus side for the poor bastard from what I've read so far - If he's getting this divorce his wife just fucked up her chance of gettin anything :p

Now to continue reading!

[Archaos]

lol at that Ossot guys reply.

[Damarus]

I got bored after 7 pages and now I've forgotten it all lol :/

[damme]

The plus side for the poor bastard from what I've read so far - If he's getting this divorce his wife just fucked up her chance of gettin anything :p

Not necessarily, American family law is fucked up.

[Tengil]

I got bored after just reading half the stuff on the screenshot.

anyone wanna recap?

[Medicalelf]

I don't understand why he wants to embarrass himself from the whole world wide web. He should have brought that up to Jerry Springer :D. I don't understand why most Americans with their stupid reality show exposing their weaknesses and stupidity. It's like if you are being bad it is worth showing it to the world or worth discussing it. Like it's cool or it could be the drive to become famous and rich made most of them do so.

[Grog]

got bored after the first post, someone summarise pliz

[Talorth]

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[Damarus]

I dont think I can summarise, basically those few big posts that you people stopped reading half way through IS the summary :/

[BLACK]

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6522/iw3sp42007111218051221il4.jpg

[Demon]

I read page 1-30 skipped to 50 and finished.


I'm full of o.e so excuse my explanation


Son duke and his lady playing random game (shit), they have rules against in-game cyber lol (i let me wife cyber qazzi on retail half the time she played) but they both did it and made it seem like a big deal, now apparently his lady knew this guy from back in (some old game)the days they all played some game, this other guy will be called baby dick for assist purposes. So now son duke his lady who will be called that whore for understand purposes, apparently have personal issues where he is military well was mili and he has disorders. He wasnt all the great to his lady, she cries to everybody ingame then cries to her friend baby dick about it. gradually time goes on and baby dick and that whore "fall in love" (lol are you seriousssss?????) they meet up and fuck, son duke gets on her toon and sets up baby dick in which he catches baby dick in the open word, Divorce is comming up.



Me personally, I'd murder baby dick, and get some ladies to mess up that whore then fly to portugal.

[Grog]

i can't believe i actually understood that. thanks demon

[Archaos]

That has to be the most ghetto summary ever, but I got it.

[Zelaton]

And we thought Sieghardt had drama...

In any case its a fucked up situation. And tbh, shes fat and ugly...and hes pretty attractive from the pictures I saw in the thread. So, He should dump her ass and work on getting better mentally imo.

[Medicalelf]

they post pic too? wth lol

[damme]

Yea he needs to kick the bitch to the curb and grow a pair.

[damme]

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/154/0/a/ID_2006_by_TheAnimeBabe.jpg
This is the (ex) wife.

[Medicalelf]

Where is the husband?

She just need more sex and less game time so she lose weight hahahahah

[damme]

Still skimming through the thread to find him.

Yea lol, first thing I thought when I saw "<3 ... cake" was "No shit, Sherlock".

[MrStorm]

I read page 1-30 skipped to 50 and finished.


I'm full of o.e so excuse my explanation


Son duke and his lady playing random game (shit), they have rules against in-game cyber lol (i let me wife cyber qazzi on retail half the time she played) but they both did it and made it seem like a big deal, now apparently his lady knew this guy from back in (some old game)the days they all played some game, this other guy will be called baby dick for assist purposes. So now son duke his lady who will be called that whore for understand purposes, apparently have personal issues where he is military well was mili and he has disorders. He wasnt all the great to his lady, she cries to everybody ingame then cries to her friend baby dick about it. gradually time goes on and baby dick and that whore "fall in love" (lol are you seriousssss?????) they meet up and fuck, son duke gets on her toon and sets up baby dick in which he catches baby dick in the open word, Divorce is comming up.



Me personally, I'd murder baby dick, and get some ladies to mess up that whore then fly to portugal.

Amen!!!

I would tear that fucker into pieces.... Just dump the whore, and go enjoy freedom!!!

[damme]

Was the mini dick a friend of his?

[Grog]

christ i hate anime

[Perant]

since when is cybering the same thing as real sex? that's the biggest bullshit i've ever heard. if cybering counts for real then i've spent a lot of money on therapy for NOTHING.

[stockfisch]

dramabomb/hamsandwiches 1, 2, 3 anyone?

[Ist]

christ i hate anime
WTF grog you like tentacles so you can't say that!

[damme]

(Ex) Husband to the left, cake girl to the right
http://www.alysian.net/e107_files/import/irlcouple.jpg

[Medicalelf]

ohhh the guy look like Chris Rock :D

[Medicalelf]

since when is cybering the same thing as real sex? that's the biggest bullshit i've ever heard. if cybering counts for real then i've spent a lot of money on therapy for NOTHING.


hahahah who said that? Must be a virgin :O

[Damarus]

Man, I've watched enough TV to know it's not smart to fuck a black mans wife...

[Ist]

Yeah, especially Demon's wife.

[Medicalelf]

Man, I've watched enough TV to know it's not smart to fuck a black mans wife...


ahhahaahha

[Demon]

Yeah, especially Demon's wife.


that would end in murder imo

[Demon]

That has to be the most ghetto summary ever, but I got it.


wow @ the fact I was able to express that while being drunk, I apologize lol