Have you ever masturmabated in public?

[Ist]

http://www.liveleak.com/player2.swf?token=a51_1193656752

Me, I uhhh... did it in the bathroom with the door locked of course. Can't blame me though. I was working and had a RAGING CLUE that couldn't settle down and I was wearing slacks. I can't be fucked walking around with a pointy thing in my pants so I went to the bathroom and showed 'it' who's the boss. :O

That was my confession.
Anyone else?

[LinnEva]

not yet

[Grog]

lol he scratches his nose with the same hand

[Ist]

btw lol that wasn't me in the vid damn I bet that was embarrassing when the clerk came by and said "WTF ARE YOU DOING???" and he's like ¯\(°_o)/¯ oh sry mate

[Talorth]

LOL that guy seriously needs to learn about the internet.

LMAO.

oh, i did it in the woods once, that count as public?

[Medicalelf]

yeshhhhhhhhhh a few times and got caught in the act once hahahaah .....fun times!

[Talorth]

omg getting caught is annoying!

"GO AWAY IM NOT DONE YET."

[LinnEva]

im gonna do it and have medi be on lookout guard for me

[Archaos]

no one saw that coming

[Damarus]

He's probly from Japan. Aren't you allowed to masturbate in public there?

And yeah, I've masturbated in public before.

[Talorth]

its hawt.

[Medicalelf]

im gonna do it and have medi be on lookout guard for me

Wanna do it in the airport? lol :P jk

[Alrus]

He's probly from Japan. Aren't you allowed to masturbate in public there?

And yeah, I've masturbated in public before.

In public in front of people or in a public place where you couldnt really be seen?

[Damarus]

Public where I couldn't really be seen tbh.

At least I suspect I couldn't really be seen. I hope I couldnt >.>

[Jadein]

i've masterbated in public bathrooms a few times ...

[Zelaton]

Nope.

[lilcookie]

I love you Ist

[Ist]

He's probly from Japan. Aren't you allowed to masturbate in public there?
And yeah, I've masturbated in public before.
details plix
Nope.
aww Nicky I'm disappointed :P

[Grog]

He's probly from Japan. Aren't you allowed to masturbate in public there?
probably not, but they're wierd anyway

[Archaos]

People like you guys make me hate shitting in public bathrooms.

[Demon]

errr hmmm well depends what u call public masturbation, I've had sex in public and stroke my meat during sex acts in public if that counts then sure if not then no, never solo'd my willy wonker and spilled his white chocolate factory juices in public before i dont even do it in private

[Archaos]

course not thats what bitches are for

[LaEnana]

I have masturbated EVERYWHERE.

[Alrus]

I've masturbated in a church building's bathroom. Do I win?

[Talorth]

I've masturbated in a church building's bathroom. Do I win?

watch out for priests....

[Leafluna]

I think a simple yes will suffice...

[Demon]

I think a simple yes will suffice...



Thats Naughty leaf yet for some reason knowing u did it just seem hot. :shrugs:




alrus jesus will get u back for that, and lol @ "watch out for priests"



Arch and i are the only males on the "i prefer to have females assist in my busting nuts" side of the road. Shame on u all I'll now be 3x as cause walking into a public bathroom and seeing jelly like substance and ignoring it thinking its soap or someone lotioned after using a private potty.

[BLACK]

Fuck yeah.

[AnonymousOrc]

if you are in school, work or doing something and just had to take care of it because for some reason it wouldn't go away. That really sucks...

Yes D=

[BLACK]

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

[Damarus]

Trainspotting

[BLACK]

Cha Ching.

[Demon]

if you are in school, work or doing something and just had to take care of it because for some reason it wouldn't go away. That really sucks...

Yes D=




I admit those at work eternal woodies are the worst, but i just walk around the office with my pyramid or i tell my boss the problem and lol she understand so i go home.

[BLACK]

Your boss lets you go home because you have an erection?

[Demon]

just like she fuks her husband in her office> yea

Dependin on the time like if it's peak time and im walking with a woody like 11am or something and it's soooo determined to stay up that rearranging doesnt work then she'll let me drive home ( my lady doesnt work so she's there) and get one loose, I drive like a madman so a 30 minute nut is only sandwiched between a 20 minute drive from brooklyn to manhatten.



When i was in school, I just left class and went home.

[Archaos]

Thanks for filling me in.

[Damarus]

He did you too James?

[Archaos]

:<

[BLACK]

LOL wrestler.

[Demon]

Thanks for filling me in.


Bend over I r not dun

[LordChowder]

wow i masturbated in the same exact spot as that guy. twice, at the same time.

[Talorth]

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?


OMG <3.