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Damarus
June 24th, 2007, 10:26 PM
So I wake up after a heavy night of drinking on a mates couch (because some whore has left a voice message and it's set my message tone off!), grab my phone to check what time it was (still dark) and who should've left me a message but my friend Craig! (Damascus obviously...)
CLICKY (http://darkatreyu.com/dsfdfgghjdf3423565467553ffsdfgDORTwintledfgfghslol/CraigDortMantle.wav)
I think we need to limit the amount of bourbon you drink damapoo :p
Damascus
June 24th, 2007, 11:05 PM
Moderation is for faggots.
Damarus
June 24th, 2007, 11:07 PM
Lol I gotta admit, it wouldn't have been anywhere near as funny if you weren't blind and taking a piss at the same time...
Damascus
June 24th, 2007, 11:10 PM
The dexterity requied to dial and speak with one hand while piss with 100% accuracy in the other is enormous, but I've invested highly in DEX.
Talorth
June 24th, 2007, 11:28 PM
omfg rofl!
Archaos
June 24th, 2007, 11:34 PM
I like the aussie woman's voice.
oh baby.
Damascus
June 25th, 2007, 12:38 AM
Really? Sounds like a normal Aussie woman. She didn't even say cunt once.
Damarus
June 25th, 2007, 01:00 AM
She actually said cunt once, but that was before I was able to hit the record button on my phone :(
Damascus
June 25th, 2007, 01:08 AM
Speaking of cunts, haven't seen Dave on msn for a while. He lost in Diablo 2 still?
Chaosvibe
June 25th, 2007, 01:11 AM
Speaking of cunts, haven't seen Dave on msn for a while. He lost in Diablo 2 still?
Very lost..
Grog
June 25th, 2007, 04:28 AM
lolcakes
Digita1
June 26th, 2007, 02:37 AM
Hahaha, nice nice!
BLACK
June 26th, 2007, 01:02 PM
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Extarian
July 9th, 2007, 07:52 AM
Speaking of cunts, haven't seen Dave on msn for a while. He lost in Diablo 2 still?
The address ' affirmative@sphy-3.com ' is no longer in use.
And that's Mr. Cunt to you, bitch.
Damarus
July 9th, 2007, 09:01 AM
Ahh yeah I forgot about the msn change lol...
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