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Craysh
May 31st, 2007, 07:33 PM
Came up with this in my statistics class 8-)

95% of all fights are started by women.
90% of women think fights are always started by the man.
85% of fights are caused because of a perceived slight.
80% of all slights are aimed at the woman (in their opinion)
75% of men don't realize that they slighted the woman.
70% of women log a store of past slights.
70% of men think once the fight ends, the fight is over.
65% of women want the men to think that, so they can plot their deaths :twisted:
60% of men, once a slight has been confronted and resolved, will drop the subject completely.
35% of men, once a slight has been confronted and resolved, may feel slightly out of shape about it but will eventually forgive and forget.
25% of women will forgive and forget ANY fight, despite what the argument was about.
10% of men will intentionally start a fight to get out of doing chores or going to see their inlaws.
5% of women will not take the bait, nor will they make the man pay for it afterwards.
1% of men are completely happy in their relationships and never have fights.
.001% of women see nothing wrong with their men, and will never try to change them.

MrsDemon
May 31st, 2007, 11:02 PM
I can agree with a nice portion of it

Grog
June 1st, 2007, 06:33 AM
87.64% of statistics are made up on the spot

Archaos
June 1st, 2007, 07:36 AM
300% of my penis' are huge.

Craysh
June 1st, 2007, 04:15 PM
My teacher was a married gentleman. I got an A in this lol
Oh I forgot one:
99% of men believe when a woman say's she's "fine" that she is indeed fine.
1% of women are actually fine when they say they are.

Talorth
June 1st, 2007, 04:18 PM
300% of my penis' are huge.

Aren't you 5 foot 8?

ahah, then its probably small :P

Craysh
June 1st, 2007, 04:33 PM
Aren't you 5 foot 8?

ahah, then its probably small :P
300% = 3.00
If 3x = huge where x = huge
Than x = huge / 3
If the average huge penis is 12", his penis is only around 4".
And since most men double their penis size, his penis is probably more like 2".

Archaos
June 1st, 2007, 05:22 PM
:<

Grog
June 1st, 2007, 05:26 PM
too many numbers, not enough boobs

Craysh
June 1st, 2007, 05:45 PM
too many numbers, not enough boobs
http://capri.dk/galleri/data/media/8/boobs.jpg

Grog
June 1st, 2007, 05:48 PM
this thread has potential

WiGgLr
June 2nd, 2007, 01:22 PM
the stone I dropped is losing potential

Damarus
June 3rd, 2007, 11:37 PM
the stone I dropped is losing potential
But it's gaining kinetic!

Grog
June 4th, 2007, 05:48 AM
and losing interest

Damarus
June 4th, 2007, 06:39 AM
but gaining momentum through it's increasing velocity!

Grog
June 4th, 2007, 06:48 AM
have gg

Ist
June 6th, 2007, 08:28 AM
It is better to drop the soap.