Digita1...

[Digita1]

...is going to be a dad.





































































































oh shit....

[Alrus]

<- Confused D:

[Talorth]

so the guy that said he 'is gay'..... ends up getting a girl pregnant...

hmm....

strange world O.o

[MrsDemon]

Let me guess,

So you and a few of the guys went out and well you all got pretty drunk, now play by play: you go to a party and well you are so drunk and horny that things arent registering with you to well. So you see this guy you wanna get down with gots to be someone u hook up with.
You go with this guy into one of the abandoned rooms in the back so you go and well things go off, kissing and touching and well it's great, he goes down on u and u love it, u wanna go down on him but he wants sex right away, he bends over and says fucc lubrication he spit on your dicc enough for the both of u.
Now your drunk and you cant aim so he grabs your meat with a swords grip and directs it in. god knows how long passes and you come then the liquer takes over and you circome to it falling asleep. You find out that tony was really tonia and that nice warm ass, was a nice warm pussy.


How accurate am I?

[Alrus]

I think he said he liked both women and men in another thread... not sure tho >.>

Who knows maybe his lesbian best friend asked him to help her procreate...

[MrsDemon]

I gave it to my lesbian best friend but that was in high school....she isnt a lesbian no moree heeheeheee

[Digita1]

Demon, you're right. I'm amazed.

[MrsDemon]

why thank you. only thing i could coem up with on short notice

[Damascus]

I was just thinking he was gonna go poop. Poo is a gay persons baby.

[Digita1]

No, this time I'm being completely serious.

[Damascus]

Man, that's horrible luck. I've stuck only to girls and I'm not a daddy yet.

[Talorth]

I was just thinking he was gonna go poop. Poo is a gay persons baby.

LMFAO

[MrsDemon]

I'll say the amount of abortions i've had to pay for surpass my age.

[Zelaton]

When she told you she was pregnant, did you tell her you were gay? LOL!

I don't know whether to say congrats, or to be sorry for you. :/

[MrsDemon]

Man, that's horrible luck. I've stuck only to girls and I'm not a daddy yet.


Think it's time for u to visit mister sperm cup and hand him over to prof.doctor

[Damascus]

Think it's time for u to visit mister sperm cup and hand him over to prof.doctor

lol, I don't think it's at that point yet >.>

[MrsDemon]

lol, I don't think it's at that point yet >.>


in a ratio out of lets say 10 girls how many do you use a condom with?

[Damascus]

I've never used a condom, but I don't get around that much. I've got this thing I do where a girl will want it but I like saying no so they get confused and offended.

Then a week later when I'm craving sex I'm like "Fucking, I'm a jerk!"

[Talorth]

When she told you she was pregnant, did you tell her you were gay? LOL!



Digi has always been a bit weird that way, he seems to like both so i'd think hes bi...

At least thats what i gather...

[Grog]

shocker D:

[WiGgLr]

I remember Digita1 telling us his gf was pissed he wasn't a virgin...

[damme]

Are you sure it's yours?

[Monroe]

first thing i thought of was that he was gonna be adapting.
:( That baby is gonna have a hard life, my condolences

[Digita1]

When she told you she was pregnant, did you tell her you were gay? LOL!

I don't know whether to say congrats, or to be sorry for you. :/

Up until her and I started dating, I did date men. I've known her for the better part of a decade now, and it was hard to hide the emotions any longer, so we decided to give the relationship a try. So far, it's been very pleasing. A few rough patches, but I think it was just us getting used to being intimate with each other, which is something we never expected.

The pregnancy wasn't exactly planned, but I'm not going to run from it. I'm man enough to take action for my responsibility. I'll do what I have to do.

Digi has always been a bit weird that way, he seems to like both so i'd think hes bi...

At least thats what i gather...

You could say that.

I remember Digita1 telling us his gf was pissed he wasn't a virgin...

A small argument that was taken care of with a few days time to think. We were both being idiots when that came around.

Are you sure it's yours?

Quite sure.

first thing i thought of was that he was gonna be adapting.
:sad: That baby is gonna have a hard life, my condolences

You know too little about who I actually am to ever say anything. Who I am on this board and who I am in real-life are quite the opposite.

[Monroe]

You know too little about who I actually am to ever say anything. Who I am on this board and who I am in real-life are quite the opposite.

Well he probably inherited your fat genes so he will prolly be fat too. Im not even flaming right now, but let me tell you, being fat + having a dad who is a fat faggot probably does not equal a happy childhood. If you have any sence, you will at least not give your kid some weird ass name that is easy to make fun of, and will start him on sports at very early age to beat your hereditaty fat that he will inherit. Perferably for sport you should pick some martial arts, as he will unbodly have to kick lots of ass during his growing up, to battle your stigma.

[Tengil]

Grats bro.

[Grog]

not so large wall of monroe advice crits you for 0 damage

[//Antisaint]

not so large wall of monroe advice crits you for 0 damage

I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of.

[mono]

Grats on getting a money sucking leech... :P

[Monroe]

digital have you thought about not being gay anymore annd maybe marrying his mom, so your kid would at least have some chance at having a normal childhood.

[Zelandra]

I'm so sorry for your loss :/

[BLACK]

Are you sure it's yours?

Digita on Muary. D:

[Archaos]

Too bad it din't happen under better circumstances, but gratz.

[Monroe]

lol what happen

[Talorth]

digital have you thought about not being gay anymore annd maybe marrying his mom, so your kid would at least have some chance at having a normal childhood.

LMFAO, It's not about 'being something' you idiot.


To be honest, i'm sure he'll make a better parent than you could ever.

[MrsDemon]

Dig just make sure you keep the lil fuccer from MMO's that is in my opinion the worst thing you could ever do for your poor child. aswell as gay/bi pops are cool aslong as they arent the flamboyent embarrassin type and even if, who cares ehh? Enjoy the money succer, I'ma have one really soon so i'll be in your boat - 9 months and counting.

[Monroe]

Honestly, I dont know whats worse, having a fat fucken faggot slob for a dad, or a nigger for a dad. And no Demon, you are not a "black man" or w/e, that would be someone like Will, you my friend, are a nigger. But seriously if I had a magic wand or something that could sterelize some people for the good of man kind, I would pick you and and digital as my first 2 choices, because having you as dads will surely traumatize your kids. Why the fuck is it that the worst people to have kids, are the ones having them.

[MrsDemon]

Honestly, I dont know whats worse, having a fat fucken faggot slob for a dad, or a nigger for a dad. And no Demon, you are not a "black man" or w/e, that would be someone like Will, you my friend, are a nigger. But seriously if I had a magic wand or something that could sterelize some people for the good of man kind, I would pick you and and digital as my first 2 choices, because having you as dads will surely traumatize your kids. Why the fuck is it that the worst people to have kids, are the ones having them.


interesting conclusion. I have grown a serious hatred for the 2 jackals that gave birth to you.

[Digita1]

I'm going to refuse Monroe the attention he so desperately feels the need to have.

And Demon, I understand that. Everything I did as a child and teenager, I'm going make sure I keep away from my kid lol.

[Talorth]

Dig just make sure you keep the lil fuccer from MMO's that is in my opinion the worst thing you could ever do for your poor child. aswell as gay/bi pops are cool aslong as they arent the flamboyent embarrassin type and even if, who cares ehh? Enjoy the money succer, I'ma have one really soon so i'll be in your boat - 9 months and counting.


SWEET, DEMON APPROVES OF MY BABIES.

(Im not nearly as flamboyant in person as i am here, no fucking worries AT ALL.)

[WiGgLr]

lol what happen

"somebody set up us the bomb"
"we get signal"
"What!"
"main screen turn on"
"It's you!"
"How are you gentlemen"
"All your base are belong to us"
"you are on the way to destruction"
"what you say?!"
"you have no chance to survive make your time"
"ha ha ha ha"

[MrsDemon]

SWEET, DEMON APPROVES OF MY BABIES.

(Im not nearly as flamboyant in person as i am here, no fucking worries AT ALL.)


Tal you should fall in love with a bisexual man so he can be with a women s that you can have "your own kids" rather then adopt

[WiGgLr]

SWEET, DEMON APPROVES OF MY BABIES.

Tal you should fall in love with a bisexual man so he can be with a women s that you can have "your own kids" rather then adopt

Digita1, do you want a Misteress? (spelling intentional)

[MrsDemon]

wiggy, are you offering?

[WiGgLr]

umm, I'll edit so I quote some stuff I guess

[WiGgLr]

there you go

[Monroe]

I'm going to refuse Monroe the attention he so desperately feels the need to have.
.

So I guess you will continue to be a fat slobbery cock sucking slob htat you are. At least join jenny craig or something so when your kid learns to walk, you wont run out of breath chasing after him (kids tend to learn to run first before they learn to walk)

[Grog]

you slobby slobbing slob of a low vocabulary slob!

[Grindrolas]

RAAAAAAAAAAAGE

[Monroe]

lol you kids worship me, noone ever even used rage before i said it, now it became like a the most popular word on the forum.

[Grog]

rofl
HEY I INVENTED THAT WORD, YOU WORSHIP ME AS YOUR GOD!!!

[Grindrolas]

SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Monroe]

No you didnt, I did

[Grog]

fucking hell, i was taking the piss out of you. is that your defense mechanism? or are you really that stupid?

[Monroe]

taking the piss out of me? what the fuck?

[Grog]

allow me the colloquialism

[Talorth]

taking the piss out of me? what the fuck?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAGE


hahahahah idiot doesnt know what taking the piss means.

[Talorth]

Digita1, do you want a Misteress? (spelling intentional)

LMFAO

[BLACK]

AGAINST THE MONROE

[Talorth]

COCK AND BOLLOX

[BLACK]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

[Talorth]

LOL FAGOOOOOOOOOOTS

[MrsDemon]

Baby homo

[Siri]

COCK AND BOLLOX

Lol I love you Tal hahaha

[MrsDemon]

I love you siri but u dont see me posting in threads about it..












































































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