You bastards! [Archive] - The Mondrated

Zebedee

April 27th, 2007, 03:23 AM

I've come to expect a high quality porn information flow from you fuckers. I think it's clear by now that the average Mondrated viewer spends much of his time hunched over frantically fapping, with their clammy thighs stuck to their hideously stained chairs and their eyes rolling back in their sockets, as they spurt their watery seed five times a day. As such I would have expected one of you professional wankers to have told me that there was a proper sex video of Keeley Hazell available.

This is Keeley Hazell

http://www.gceleb.com/photos/november/KeeleyHazell_christina_12801024_2.jpg
http://cdn-30.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users11/noregrd/default/Keeley_Hazell_World_Cup_Go_England--large-msg-11498610027-2.jpg
http://www.bigdaddysteens.com/wp-content/0512photos/KeeleyHazell03.jpg

Not even done nude shots before!

Then suddenly she's sucking cock, getting her delicious looking cunt eaten out and moaning while she gets filled with cock. There's far too many shots of her boyfriends arse and cock but beggars can't be choosers.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/Keeley_Hazell_Sextape_Top.jpg
http://www.pleasurefirst.com/wp-content/images/keeley-hazell-sex-video.jpg

Everyone streaming the video seems to have been threatened with lawyers of shut down but you can get the torrent here:

http://www.torrentspy.com/torrent/1020600/Keeley_Hazell_Full_Sextape

It's good for gay men too cos there's loads of sweaty man arse in it!

WiGgLr

April 27th, 2007, 03:27 AM

Archaos, this is what remote desktop is for

Zebedee

April 27th, 2007, 03:31 AM

Technology is for fapping.

Tengil

April 27th, 2007, 05:41 AM

Wow. She's hot. I wanna smack dat ass.

LinnEva

April 27th, 2007, 05:55 AM

ladies, whats the verdict on her blowjob?

Zebedee

April 27th, 2007, 07:32 AM

ladies, whats the verdict on her blowjob?

Women that look like that don't need to be able to give a good blowjob, the scenery counteracts the technique. If you go out with some rough old slapper just cos she gives good head you'll have nothing to look at while you're in between erections.

LinnEva

April 27th, 2007, 07:38 AM

laptop with themondrated up

Zebedee

April 27th, 2007, 07:44 AM

laptop with themondrated up

Real women are fun too, I can recommend them.

LinnEva

April 27th, 2007, 08:01 AM

Women that look like that don't need to be able to give a good blowjob, the scenery counteracts the technique. If you go out with some rough old slapper just cos she gives good head you'll have nothing to look at while you're in between erections.

laptop with themondrated up

Real women are fun too, I can recommend them.

i thought you were smart zeb, but i guess im too clever for you!

MrsDemon

April 27th, 2007, 08:10 AM

Ugly face but damn them boobs

LinnEva

April 27th, 2007, 08:26 AM

Ugly face but damn them boobs
your ugly!

Zebedee

April 27th, 2007, 08:36 AM

i thought you were smart zeb, but i guess im too clever for you!

I mean looking at real women is better than pictures.

LinnEva

April 27th, 2007, 08:42 AM

you said youll have nothing to look at!

MrsDemon

April 27th, 2007, 09:11 AM

your ugly!

You a guy, so that actually makes me happy to hear

LinnEva

April 27th, 2007, 09:14 AM

You a guy, so that actually makes me happy to hear
your a white cracka boy

MrsDemon

April 27th, 2007, 09:24 AM

your a white cracka boy

I'm actually pretty brown, There is nothing white about me minus the portuguese in my blood somewhere

LinnEva

April 27th, 2007, 09:27 AM

edit: nono, back to keeley hazell's fuck video

MrsDemon

April 27th, 2007, 09:36 AM

edit: nono, back to keeley hazell's fuck video

We can go bacc to it but that still doesnt deny the fact that her face is ugly. I think it may be because she is blonde

LinnEva

April 27th, 2007, 09:46 AM

i dont know what bacc is.

anyone else think she looks ugly? or is it just Mrsdemon.

Grog

April 27th, 2007, 09:50 AM

soso

LinnEva

April 27th, 2007, 09:52 AM

soso
your just saying that cause you want mrsdemon to bust a move in your ass.

Zebedee

April 27th, 2007, 10:39 AM

I must admit I've seen a lot of pictures of this girl and it wasn't until I saw someone stick a cock in her face that I realised she had a head at all o.0

Leafluna

April 27th, 2007, 12:24 PM

I must admit I've seen a lot of pictures of this girl and it wasn't until I saw someone stick a cock in her face that I realised she had a head at all o.0
Now that statement cracked me up, lol!

Monroe

April 27th, 2007, 12:58 PM

Now that statement cracked me up, lol!

YO SHOW US SOME TITS, BITCH!!!

LinnEva

April 27th, 2007, 01:08 PM

YO SHOW US SOME TITS, BITCH!!!
sexist jerk.

Grog

April 27th, 2007, 01:14 PM

hook line and sinker

Zebedee

April 27th, 2007, 01:17 PM

The last time someone got their tits out for monroe, it was to feed him.

Jadein

April 27th, 2007, 01:37 PM

monroe ... you show me yours and i'll show you mine

When you post a picture of your cock ... i'll show you tits.

*mumbling* fucking idiot

Zebedee

April 27th, 2007, 01:41 PM

The last person to touch monroe's cock was a rabbi, and he kept a bit :s

Monroe

April 27th, 2007, 02:13 PM

monroe ... you show me yours and i'll show you mine

When you post a picture of your cock ... i'll show you tits.

*mumbling* fucking idiot

I wasnt asking to see your tits, fatty. In fact I would pay, NOT to have to see your tits.

Leafluna

April 27th, 2007, 03:16 PM

YO SHOW US SOME TITS, BITCH!!!
GTFO!
Not quite sure how many times I have to tell you that,
or actually why you are obsessed with my breasts but it's just not
happening so move on with your pathetic life. I prefer not to think of some
scum grease ball out there beating off to the thought of seeing my tits...

Monroe

April 27th, 2007, 03:23 PM

Haha, raged. Also lol at you thinking of me beating ofF while im thinking of you. I bet the thought of me makes you all hot and ashamed and shit.

PS. SHOW SOME TITS, BIATCH!!!

PPS. lol you said tits, also im not eyetalian.

Talorth

April 27th, 2007, 03:48 PM

The last time someone got their tits out for monroe, it was to feed him.

ROFL

Jadein

April 27th, 2007, 05:08 PM

I wasnt asking to see your tits, fatty. In fact I would pay, NOT to have to see your tits.

Where's my fucking money then you scumbag. And you're dayum right I'm fat, but I know for a FACT I get laid a whole hell of a lot more than you do. Piece of shit.

Archaos

April 27th, 2007, 05:29 PM

Monroe you crack me up.

Grindrolas

April 27th, 2007, 06:34 PM

http://www.solopassion.com/files/trolls.png

Leafluna

April 27th, 2007, 07:05 PM

http://www.solopassion.com/files/trolls.png
agreed...

Archaos

April 27th, 2007, 07:10 PM

I once fed a troll...

but then he wanted more. Lets just say I walked pretty funny for a week or so.
:<

MrStorm

April 28th, 2007, 07:39 AM

LordChowder

April 29th, 2007, 06:13 AM

weird how people say shes ugly, when they would stand no chance getting her.

Archaos

April 29th, 2007, 02:40 PM

someone called her ugly?

FOOLS!

Monroe

April 29th, 2007, 04:51 PM

Where's my fucking money then you scumbag. And you're dayum right I'm fat, but I know for a FACT I get laid a whole hell of a lot more than you do. Piece of shit.

Yo, I got a coupon for buy one get one free at McDonalds, will that do?

Go play some L2... Wait you got Bant!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

You are fucken clueless, because several people have offered me toons to play. So if I wanted to, I would be playing 78nobless toon just like Monroe was. But there is no more point in playing since when I left, First was the top clan on the server, and Catalyst was destroyed. There is really no point in playing anymore, I won L2.

Archaos

April 29th, 2007, 08:48 PM

lets keep this on track with the imporant stuff.

like boobs.

Grindrolas

April 29th, 2007, 09:01 PM

booooooooooooooooooobs

MrsDemon

April 29th, 2007, 11:16 PM

her face isnt hot + i dont care to much for blondes. Brunette + redheads are it for me. She is simply not facial pretty

Archaos

April 30th, 2007, 01:26 AM

Dude you think that chick in the other thread had a good face and this chick doesn't?

you be CRAZY

LordChowder

April 30th, 2007, 02:04 AM

well hes black.

Inxile

April 30th, 2007, 06:40 AM

hawt, but ahh who is she other then her name lol

Zelaton

April 30th, 2007, 12:50 PM

monroe ... you show me yours and i'll show you mine

When you post a picture of your cock ... i'll show you tits.

*mumbling* fucking idiot

No offense, but you already posted your boob/nipple. :p

Monroe

April 30th, 2007, 01:11 PM

No offense, but you already posted your boob/nipple. :p

Lol, why am I not surprised.

MrsDemon

April 30th, 2007, 01:39 PM

Dude you think that chick in the other thread had a good face and this chick doesn't?

you be CRAZY

Chowder broke it down for u lol

Archaos

April 30th, 2007, 01:48 PM

i guess.

MrsDemon

April 30th, 2007, 02:29 PM

i guess.

I apparently do not share the 80% of blah's taste in women. owell.

Heres some Eye Candy for me

I guess most of you will think they're ugly.

http://bigmouthfuls.bangbros1.com/345/pics/10.jpg

http://www.bustydigest.com/gals/natalie/40holiwz/011.jpg

And my all time favorite

http://www.selenaspice.com/hosted/after-workout/3/images/SelenaSpice08.jpg

LordChowder

April 30th, 2007, 02:36 PM

they all look like skanks...

LinnEva

April 30th, 2007, 02:39 PM

http://bigmouthfuls.bangbros1.com/345/pics/10.jpg

she is pretty, cant see the others.
just cause you dont like someone others like, doesnt mean they wont like the ones you like.

Grog

April 30th, 2007, 02:43 PM

3 thumbs up

MrsDemon

April 30th, 2007, 02:58 PM

3 thumbs up

Last one is my Fav, Cant tell you how many times my wife and I went at it over this girls pics. She's a hot latina

Grog

April 30th, 2007, 03:00 PM

i can only see the one linn quoted o_O

Victis

April 30th, 2007, 03:29 PM

Don't get your taste in women Demon.. the majority look dirty, hit and miss imo

Jadein

April 30th, 2007, 04:34 PM

No offense, but you already posted your boob/nipple. :p

Yeah i know Zel .. that's why it's no issue for me ... i posted that response more in defense of Leaf seeing as she is one of my best friends ... Although Leafy can defend herself and doesn't need my help ... thus why I've not responded anymore.

Boobs are boobs ...they aren't anything special seriously ... we Americans have way too big of hang ups about our bodies *shrugs* I'm over it. Probably comes with having kids ... When you deliver a baby ... everybody in the fucking hospitol is looking and sticking thier hand up your crotch ... So a snap shot of my nipple really really doesn't bother me.

Archaos

April 30th, 2007, 04:42 PM

Dude the one LinnEva quoted is white...

her eyes are blue, she is no latino.

MrsDemon

April 30th, 2007, 04:50 PM

Dude the one LinnEva quoted is white...

her eyes are blue, she is no latino.
umm? I wasnt responding to the one that Lin quoted i was responding to the 3 thumbs up, figured it was since i put up 3 girls.

Grog

April 30th, 2007, 04:51 PM

no, it's because i have 2 thumbs and an erection

Jadein

April 30th, 2007, 04:52 PM

*laughss*

MrsDemon

April 30th, 2007, 04:53 PM

ahhh, but as for vic, I made this thread for a reason man( http://themondrated.com/showthread.php?t=1892 ), I dont know whether its the race card or what but i have a 100% differ taste i nwomen then i hguess you all.

Archaos

May 1st, 2007, 12:10 AM

oh. I could only see one pic posted. My browser must be messed up.

Monroe

May 1st, 2007, 08:00 AM

Yeah i know Zel .. that's why it's no issue for me ... i posted that response more in defense of Leaf seeing as she is one of my best friends ... Although Leafy can defend herself and doesn't need my help ... thus why I've not responded anymore.

Boobs are boobs ...they aren't anything special seriously ... we Americans have way too big of hang ups about our bodies *shrugs* I'm over it. Probably comes with having kids ... When you deliver a baby ... everybody in the fucking hospitol is looking and sticking thier hand up your crotch ... So a snap shot of my nipple really really doesn't bother me.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!!!!!!!

Talorth

May 1st, 2007, 04:19 PM

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!!!!!!!

OKAY, SHOW US YOUR TITS SUGARTITS!

MrsDemon

May 1st, 2007, 08:29 PM

lol sugatits

MrStorm

May 2nd, 2007, 01:34 PM

You are fucken clueless, because several people have offered me toons to play. So if I wanted to, I would be playing 78nobless toon just like Monroe was. But there is no more point in playing since when I left, First was the top clan on the server, and Catalyst was destroyed. There is really no point in playing anymore, I won L2.

First isnt the top Clan in the Server you moron....

And you Left? LOL, you got wtfpwnbant... can't call it other way.

Monroe

May 2nd, 2007, 02:46 PM

First isnt the top Clan in the Server you moron....

And you Left? LOL, you got wtfpwnbant... can't call it other way.

Ya, what is the top clan on the server then? Catalyst? Lol. And ya, I left. So what if Monroe got banned, if I really wanted to play, I would be playing right now. Several people offered me their spare accnts to play, and I had access to other peoples toons that I could play because I botted quite a few people and they were appreciative because of that, not to mention I still had 7 toons of my own that I could play. But there was no point in playing anymore, I did everything there is to do in the game, and destroyed your alliance, lets not forget that part.

MrStorm

May 2nd, 2007, 04:43 PM

Ya, what is the top clan on the server then? Catalyst? Lol. And ya, I left. So what if Monroe got banned, if I really wanted to play, I would be playing right now. Several people offered me their spare accnts to play, and I had access to other peoples toons that I could play because I botted quite a few people and they were appreciative because of that, not to mention I still had 7 toons of my own that I could play. But there was no point in playing anymore, I did everything there is to do in the game, and destroyed your alliance, lets not forget that part.

poor little Monroe, living on his own fantasy world... LOL