You can earn stars

[WiGgLr]

1 for every 500 posts

[Zebedee]

If you masturbate while hanging yourself by the neck from the ceiling, you can see stars.

[Tengil]

When I look at Zebedees giant monster penis I see stars.

[Damarus]

Can we get stars for having nice private parts?

[WiGgLr]

Can we get stars for having nice private parts?

That's what they really mean.

You have 2 stars, I have 4

[Grog]

how convenient

[Tengil]

I should have more stars cuz I bring you guys porn.

[Grog]

you should get porn stars!
oh shit i just said that didnt i

[Digita1]

That's what they really mean.

You have 2 stars, I have 4

Hahaha, sick burn, sick burn.

[Talorth]

That's what they really mean.

You have 2 stars, I have 4


I win.

Or at least evenly matched.

[Digita1]

SPAMMER!

[Talorth]

http://www.dailyllama.com/news/2004/images/golden_honey_spam.jpg

[Digita1]

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

http://www.mailmsg.com/sounds/spam-song.wav

[Archaos]

I've got 4 stars...I'm kinda a big deal.

[Damarus]

That spam thing.... Isnt funny? o____________________O

Also, fu wig.

[Inxile]

hrmm so now gold star for you has meaning.

[Talorth]

lolz

[Talorth]

do

[Talorth]

i get

[Talorth]

5 stars

[Talorth]

for typing this
edit*HA I WIN

[Digita1]

Oh sweet jesus....

[Talorth]

5 stars motherfucker,

im an allstar hotel...

CMON AND SLEEP IN THE TALLYINN

[Archaos]

I also have 5.

Oh baby...

[Talorth]

you almost have 30k points too wtf

[Digita1]

I have more points than j00 :>

[LaEnana]

I want stars for looking about your porn.

I should have more stars cuz I bring you guys porn.

[MrStorm]

WTB Stars 2

[damme]

Damn spammers.

[MrStorm]

Says you :p

[Grog]

enough is enough
i'm tired of these motherfucking stars on this motherfucking forum

[MrStorm]

Give them to me!!!

[Craysh]

Crap, like we didn't have enough reasons to spam :P

[MrStorm]

+1

[Talorth]

im creeping my way up to 7.

[Damarus]

Only fags have more than 4.

[mono]

woot now I have 2

[LaEnana]

I want

[LaEnana]

Stars dammit!

[LaEnana]

Give me stars baby

[WiGgLr]

stop that

[LaEnana]

The white man always bringing the brown people down!

[Talorth]

you are wasting precious bytes that could be used for something else.


LOL @ the advertisement.

[Damarus]

Not the jesus thing again....

[LaEnana]

Jesus thing?

[LaEnana]

Whats the jesus thing

[Damarus]

Some religion advert with a cross in it and shit, i forget what the text is.

[Inxile]

what the fuck is the need for that huge block of text.

[LaEnana]

ojc

[LaEnana]

I want more new games GO GO!

[Donawetary]

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