Anal???

[Medicalelf]

Anyone? Linneva can you post that anal vid I sent you :D, if you still have it :D. I can't see pornotube here :(. I love that amateur vid.

[LinnEva]

http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=150628 (http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=150628) :o

[Perant]

no thanks

[Medicalelf]

no thanks

It's not nasty :D, it's pretty good!

She is not faking that scream :D

[Grog]

lol that looks like the same hotel i stayed at in russia

[ACB]

i remember this hotel D:

[Medicalelf]

lol that looks like the same hotel i stayed at in russia

that's a russian girl. He have other vids from different russian girls that he is doing anal with. That guy is good :D and I think russian girls are hot. Nice and cute pussy and asshole lol

[Grindrolas]

If you're gonna stick it in the pooper, why not fuck a guy? :p

[Grog]

in russia, gay fuck woman!

[Tengil]

I dont like to hit it up the poop shute.

[Medicalelf]

I dont like to hit it up the poop shute.

Have you tried it?

[LinnEva]

Have you tried it?
no

[Medicalelf]

no

lol, cute :P

[Tengil]

Have you tried it?

Ive not tried, I dont want to try.

Yeah yeah prude and all that. :P

[Talorth]

If you're gonna stick it in the pooper, why not fuck a guy? :p

LOL you said that to make me laugh again.

[Talorth]

MMM PARTIALLY BALD 40 YEAR OLD MEN


eww.

[Medicalelf]

If you're gonna stick it in the pooper, why not fuck a guy? :p

Why a guy when you can do it to a girl? :P

[BLACK]

I don't like girls; I just like what in in between their legs. D:

[MrsDemon]

If you're gonna stick it in the pooper, why not fuck a guy? :p

1.it's a guy
2. when im back there and if i hear *Wesley snipe voice* "Give it to me harder!!!" I'm going to shoot first then question myself lata.
3.I like the fact I can look at my ladies face during, looking at male hair stubble would just make me violent.
4.My balls hit the bacc of his balls he's got to die
5.It's a guy

[MrsDemon]

OOPS

http://thumbs.galleries4free.com/m.g4f/dating.jpg (http://www.galleries4free.com/track.php?id=31&url=/st/niches/teenies.php)

[Damascus]

...I'm?

[Zelaton]

http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=150628 (http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=150628) :o

Wow...

No thanks. I agree, you might as well fuck a guy if you want to have anal...its just so...gay. Girls have a vagina for a reason, to have sex. ;) lol

[Perant]

can't say i like the vid too much, either, shit's just not for me

[Grindrolas]

can't say i like the vid too much, either, shit's just not for me
poop dick!

[Perant]

yeah, fuck those poop dicks. i like to keep my dick as far away from poop as possible.

[Grindrolas]

yeah, fuck those poop dicks. i like to keep my dick as far away from poop as possible.
Which, if you think about it, it really isn't that far from poop, ever.

[Perant]

Which, if you think about it, it really isn't that far from poop, ever.

yeah, true. i guess i meant to say, i'd like to keep my dick as far away from other people's poop as possible. not that my poop is any better, it's just that it's usually at a fixed distance.

[Damascus]

About the same distance as from a girls poop when you stick it in her vaginal area. But I guess that's what a relationship is really about, trusting someone enough to get close to their poop with your junk.

[Medicalelf]

But, there's poop in there! You know what? There probably is. What are you, afraid of it? You only have to worry about there not being any poop in her rectum because you're not that fucking big, Mr. Holmes. If company's coming over, you clean house, right? Do the same here. If either of you are concerned about getting "shit dick", check with a finger first. Besides, she really won't want you pushing a turd back inside with your manhood any more than you want to do it, so clean house with a bulb full of water from an enema syringe, postpone the anal play, or put on a ribbed condom for better traction in the mud..

[Grog]

where was that pasted from?

[LinnEva]

there is no poop in women

[Medicalelf]

where was that pasted from?

I will paste it later, I can't paste it all :( it won't let me. When I'm not busy I'll post it...brb

[Perant]

But, there's poop in there! You know what? There probably is. What are you, afraid of it? You only have to worry about there not being any poop in her rectum because you're not that fucking big, Mr. Holmes. If company's coming over, you clean house, right? Do the same here. If either of you are concerned about getting "shit dick", check with a finger first. Besides, she really won't want you pushing a turd back inside with your manhood any more than you want to do it, so clean house with a bulb full of water from an enema syringe, postpone the anal play, or put on a ribbed condom for better traction in the mud..

i'm very afraid of poop. no amount of fingering or water cleansing will get rid of this phobia. also, the idea of sticking an enema syringe up some chick's butt both disgusts and sickens me. the use of the word "mud" does, as well.

[Grindrolas]

I'd just like to state that I have indeed tried it...and that I'm w/ Perant. Poo scares me :<

[LinnEva]

your touching poo all day long

[Grindrolas]

your touching poo all day long
BUT ITS INSIDE ME!

[LinnEva]

i know something else that can go inside you

[Grindrolas]

i know something else that can go inside you
/bend over

[Siri]

Actually the poo is farther up then you think. So unless you have like an 8 inch penis then maybe youd be touching some poo rofl and everytime I hear popo dick I think poop deck! hahaha

[Perant]

Actually the poo is farther up then you think. So unless you have like an 8 inch penis then maybe youd be touching some poo

now that my fear of poop has been further confirmed, i will continue to not have anal sex.

[mono]

you might as well fuck a guy if you want to have anal...its just so...gay. Girls have a vagina for a reason, to have sex. ;) lol

So getting a blowjob from a woman is gay too? so basically all women are good for is fucking and licking... all the other stuff you can do with women you can do with men...

[Siri]

So getting a blowjob from a woman is gay too? so basically all women are good for is fucking and licking... all the other stuff you can do with women you can do with men...

Hes got a point :P

[damme]

So getting a blowjob from a woman is gay too? so basically all women are good for is fucking and licking... all the other stuff you can do with women you can do with men...

Licking is so lesbian. Lets all keep to the missionary position :roll:

[Tengil]

Lights off, under the covers and preferably with socks still on.

[Archaos]

Socks off imo.

[LinnEva]

light on, above covers, completely nekid.

[Zebedee]

Women are definitely the worst part of heterosexuality :(

Gay men don't just get someone to fuck, they get someone to watch the football and drink beer with too.

[MrsDemon]

Actually the poo is farther up then you think. So unless you have like an 8 inch penis then maybe youd be touching some poo rofl and everytime I hear popo dick I think poop deck! hahaha


Damn, Means I'm pretty much right in the middle of the poop. /sadface

I have indeed tried it and stopped for awhile because well aside from poopy, It hurts the girls wayyy to much for me to actually enjoy, my wife takes it sometimes but it isnt a normal hobby.

[MrsDemon]

Licking is so lesbian. Lets all keep to the missionary position :roll:


Sex would be the most boring thing ever.


Lights off, candles on, music playing, nude but socks still on

[Medicalelf]

You don't do anal all the time, just for special occasion. But anyway its still good, I used to say that about the poop thing, till somebody showed me the right way :D. It's kinda like the standard l2 player who keeps saying stuff that wow is gay but then in the end they will end up playing wow *snort*...teeehheeee

[Zelaton]

Women are definitely the worst part of heterosexuality :(

Gay men don't just get someone to fuck, they get someone to watch the football and drink beer with too.

I watch sports and drink beer...wtf??

[Jadein]

That video isn't that great *shrugs*

But i like anal sex ... not all the time, just occasionally. And Medi is right ... clean your shit out. Pun intended. Enema's aren't hard to do and it's good for you to do once in awhile anyways.

[Leafluna]

.... again ... floored by Jade....

[MrsDemon]

Anal to me now, is iight because i got someone who has gotten used to it with me so it aint that random to me anymore.

[damme]

Sex would be the most boring thing ever.


Lights off, candles on, music playing, nude but socks still on

Yea thats what the :roll: is for :p

[stockfisch]

just in fact that WoW IS gay
i know what i'm talking about

[LinnEva]

You don't do anal all the time, just for special occasion. But anyway its still good, I used to say that about the poop thing, till somebody showed me the right way :D. It's kinda like the standard l2 player who keeps saying stuff that wow is gay but then in the end they will end up playing wow *snort*...teeehheeee
wow and anal is gay!

show me the way!

[Grog]

I watch sports and drink beer...wtf??
you gay man!

[Siri]

Lights off, under the covers and preferably with socks still on.

Oh hell no. No man is allowed to pull that socks on shit with me. I like to feel all of the skin on skin. Socks on just piss me off >.<

[Tengil]

Oh hell no. No man is allowed to pull that socks on shit with me. I like to feel all of the skin on skin. Socks on just piss me off >.<

Socks = no cold feets! Best invention ever! Gurls always find me sexy when Im standing there in just a t-shirt and socks.

[Siri]

Socks = no cold feets! Best invention ever! Gurls always find me sexy when Im standing there in just a t-shirt and socks.


lmao! I remember when Vic tried to wear socks. I had to tackle him to the bed and rip them off. I think he does it on purpose tho he likes it rough that kinky bastard :P

[Archaos]

:|

[LinnEva]

i like to wear my 1 piece pyjeeeey, there is a hole for my penis.

[WiGgLr]

If you wore them back to front, there would be a hole for MY penis :D

[LinnEva]

oh you can dream on boy!

[WiGgLr]

you have to lose your virginity some time

[LinnEva]

not to you!
id rather have a woman poke me with a dildo!

[Zelaton]

Socks = no cold feets! Best invention ever! Gurls always find me sexy when Im standing there in just a t-shirt and socks.

I don't know about the t-shirt part, but the just socks on is cute. :mrgreen:

[Victis]

Oh you guys are talking about socks on your feet?

lol

[Tengil]

Oh you guys are talking about socks on your feet?

lol

You just hatin.

[LinnEva]

i wear socks on my penis

[Talorth]

Women are definitely the worst part of heterosexuality :(

Gay men don't just get someone to fuck, they get someone to watch the football and drink beer with too.

FUCK YES

[Alrus]

Women are definitely the worst part of heterosexuality :(

Gay men don't just get someone to fuck, they get someone to watch the football and drink beer with too.

I wouldn't be a good gay partner then :( I do like beer but I don't like football at all... Tbh watching sport on TV is boring, it's much more fun watching it for real in a stadium or even in a bar full of people =P

[LinnEva]

i dont drink beer or watch sports, but i do like a mean pillow fight

[mono]

i dont drink beer or watch sports, but i do like a mean pillow fight

/me smacks LinnEva with a pillow made of steel... :twisted:

[Perant]

You don't do anal all the time, just for special occasion. But anyway its still good, I used to say that about the poop thing, till somebody showed me the right way :D. It's kinda like the standard l2 player who keeps saying stuff that wow is gay but then in the end they will end up playing wow *snort*...teeehheeee

sounds like a debate topic that belongs on the lineage 2 board. i'm down if anyone wants to make it.

[Medicalelf]

wow and anal is gay!

show me the way!

show me the way Hen! :P

[LinnEva]

show me the way Hen! :P

i can try if you point me in the right direction.:twisted:

[MrsDemon]

show me the way Hen! :P
avatar!!!!!



LOL Socks >all I always have my socks on unless they were off to begin with then im normallyto lazy to switch over to put them on.

[Leafluna]

Socks = no cold feets! Best invention ever! Gurls always find me sexy when Im standing there in just a t-shirt and socks.
Socks on = auto turn off, not sure what it is about a guy in only his socks but ewwww

[MrsDemon]

you didnt say that last night

[Medicalelf]

fine looking chick ;D.....nice schlonggggggg lol

http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=53388

[Archaos]

:| oh mai.

[MrsDemon]

OOOOHHH mieye

[ACB]

O_O

[Xin3]

+++anal

and dammit for all you people comparing fucking a girl in the ass to fucking a dude in the ass, thats like saying if you'd get a blowjob from a girl why not get it from a guy? (Assuming your heterosexual of course). Now if you've had bad experiences with anal i can understand your concerns (***COUGH*** GRINDROLAS GOT POOOOO ON HIS DICK HAHAHAHAHA). Certain steps must be taken before you angage in anal thats for sure XD.

[MrsDemon]

+++anal

and dammit for all you people comparing fucking a girl in the ass to fucking a dude in the ass, thats like saying if you'd get a blowjob from a girl why not get it from a guy? (Assuming your heterosexual of course). Now if you've had bad experiences with anal i can understand your concerns (***COUGH*** GRINDROLAS GOT POOOOO ON HIS DICK HAHAHAHAHA). Certain steps must be taken before you angage in anal thats for sure XD.


I do it and i doubt i would be able to enjoy it with a guy simply because the difference is titties/pussy to rub/femi voice and the plain knowledge.

Also ...wow grind i do it alot and never came out with poppy (meant to say Poopy dicc.

I sympathize with u my brother from a different nations mother.

[Talorth]

poppy dick?

LOL awesome mistype there demon.

[MrsDemon]

poppy dick?

LOL awesome mistype there demon.


I fixed it to show my error but say the right word,


Also quicc question u ever have man on man bum sex?

[Talorth]

no not yet... i'm virginal in everything :P

[Grindrolas]

hey I never said I've experienced that, its all I would be able to think about though.

[Talorth]

wouldnt do anal with a girl...

wtf is the point of that? LOL you've got access to muff. O.O

[MrsDemon]

It's because as a man, WE love to poke holes just never like to poke holes with defense mechanisms that stand up and poke bacc. (some men do)

[Talorth]

It's because as a man, WE love to poke holes just never like to poke holes with defense mechanisms that stand up and poke bacc. (some men do)

Fair enough...

[lilcookie]

For me, I can't really say I like or dislike the idea of anal. I'll probably try it once someday and decide if I really like it or not.

[MrsDemon]

Fair enough...


Tired man agrees

[mono]

http://www.youporn.com/watch/33735

[Grog]

http://www.youporn.com/watch/33735
invalid video_id: 33735
=(

[BLACK]

D: lack of porn is making Grog emo!

[Grog]

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z232/grogruk2/11.jpg
whew

[Archaos]

bitch got what she got.

[MightyTagur]

i hate socks

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/ljkluckers/stripedfeet.jpg?t=1183502743

And on topic, no I wouldn't take it up the ass. Not even for Tengil. Tengil, act quick you have a shot at #2 up the other. not bad imo. im just slightly used, good deal.

[Tengil]

i hate socks

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/ljkluckers/stripedfeet.jpg?t=1183502743

And on topic, no I wouldn't take it up the ass. Not even for Tengil. Tengil, act quick you have a shot at #2 up the other. not bad imo. im just slightly used, good deal.

What do I have to do!?! I dont care if youre slightly used, cuz youre purdy. :3

Ps.
Its ok, Im not a fan of anal. That hole be for poopin!
Ds.

[MightyTagur]

What do I have to do!?! I dont care if youre slightly used, cuz youre purdy. :3

Ps.
Its ok, Im not a fan of anal. That hole be for poopin!
Ds.
purdy even with my sandal tan lines?

omg mailorder bride

[Talorth]

i'll always remember when tagur and I talked about how to her playing a support class was like taking it up the ass. Ironically enough she did not play a support at the time, and I was still on my prophet.

[MightyTagur]

i'll always remember when tagur and I talked about how to her playing a support class was like taking it up the ass. Ironically enough she did not play a support at the time, and I was still on my prophet.
Ironically I partied on my BD for like 1 of 75 lvs. Solo ftw.

Support is like bending over to dd's and thier infatuation or their impressive dmg logs, aka epeens. lol logs. twigs?

I stand by that. mr i first met you in bwla no shoes and no damn magic barrier book that i farmed for you

[Talorth]

yea i started c3 in the most awesome way possible didnt i. :P.

thats what pisses me off about you damn BDs, you are a support class yet you can solo it up fairly effectively because of VR/hex.

Bastards.

and to me, playing a BD isn't even that "supportive" sure you have to keep dances up, but its not like you have to sit there and be buttfucked by a wall the whole day.

[MightyTagur]

yea i started c3 in the most awesome way possible didnt i. :P.

thats what pisses me off about you damn BDs, you are a support class yet you can solo it up fairly effectively because of VR/hex.

Bastards.

and to me, playing a BD isn't even that "supportive" sure you have to keep dances up, but its not like you have to sit there and be buttfucked by a wall the whole day.
Flaw in the game. Support get raped 55+, imo they should RAAAAAPE 76+

LIKE RAAPE

LIKE OMG PP, PR niggaz!

RAAAPe.

seriously.

omg thread about butt sex.

[LinnEva]

more butseks, less l2

[Tengil]

purdy even with my sandal tan lines?

omg mailorder bride

Ofc. :em_luv:

[Damarus]

Flaw in the game. Support get raped 55+, imo they should RAAAAAPE 76+

LIKE RAAPE

LIKE OMG PP, PR niggaz!

RAAAPe.

seriously.

omg thread about butt sex.Thats pretty much how I rolled on Polarised. I made an equal lvl Overlord bsoe!

[Medicalelf]

more butseks, less l2

:O you like? :twisted:

[LinnEva]

:O you like? :twisted:
no idea, never done it :O

[Medicalelf]

no idea, never done it :O

:twisted:...I'll teach you some bad habit hahahaah kidding :P

[Thunder]

Hey Medi... any advice for what's the best way for this sort of thing for first timers?!? Like what position is best, is there anything the man can do to make it more comfortable?? I want to do anything in my power to make sure she is enjoying herself :D

[Talorth]

pee on her chest.

[Medicalelf]

Hey Medi... any advice for what's the best way for this sort of thing for first timers?!? Like what position is best, is there anything the man can do to make it more comfortable?? I want to do anything in my power to make sure she is enjoying herself :D

I prefer it doggy like spread her legs wide apart and you are in between her, but you gotta control yourself not to hurt here, not to go too far and not to push faster at first. You can finger her ass at first while using your other hand playing with her clit.(doggy position and let her cum like that). More likely the sensation that she will get from the clit will prevail more and she will like it. Use a lot of lube(water based) and if you could make her cum before doing that part it would help a lot. I think a big part of it comes from her too, if she is willing to try it. Then her mind will be set in doing it. And she really needs to relax or it's gonna hurt. Alcohol or weed will help her relax. Doing her in the ass while in doggy and playing with her clit is a very good sensation, if you have some toys for her clit(it will be useful). But don't use that toy in her ass then pussy though nor put your dick in her ass then pussy(it will cause a bad infection on her). Anything that you stick in her ass don't stick it back into her pussy. Wash yourself very well after that :D

[LinnEva]

:twisted:...I'll teach you some bad habit hahahaah kidding :P

naughty! :o

[Medicalelf]

naughty! :o

lawls, it's been a long time hen! :P

[LinnEva]

I prefer it doggy like spread her legs wide apart and you are in between her, but you gotta control yourself not to hurt here, not to go too far and not to push faster at first. You can finger her ass at first while using your other hand playing with her clit.(doggy position and let her cum like that). More likely the sensation that she will get from the clit will prevail more and she will like it. Use a lot of lube(water based) and if you could make her cum before doing that part it would help a lot. I think a big part of it comes from her too, if she is willing to try it. Then her mind will be set in doing it. And she really needs to relax or it's gonna hurt. Alcohol or weed will help her relax. Doing her in the ass while in doggy and playing with her clit is a very good sensation, if you have some toys for her clit(it will be useful). But don't use that toy in her ass then pussy though nor put your dick in her ass then pussy(it will cause a bad infection on her). Anything that you stick in her ass don't stick it back into her pussy. Wash yourself very well after that :D


you sound like a pro :O

[Medicalelf]

no I'm not :P

[MrsDemon]

i rather face fuck a girl till her nose and neck hurt

[LinnEva]

your such a gentleman.