Tengil
April 24th, 2007, 11:00 AM
MetaKaiser - My Girlfriend Might Be Fathering the Next Messiah
I know there are probably better places to vent this, but I would really like a goon perspective on things.
The Monday after Easter, my girlfriend and I decided we were ready to take the next step in this relationship and have sex. We've been together for awhile and both of us have wanted to for awhile, so we went for it. I bought condoms, we rented a movie and got ready for a nice evening together. When we were both ready, I put on the condom and went to work. I was really nervous and I couldn't feel shit through the condom so I wasn't even completely hard most of the time. She finished quick (like 10 fucking minutes) and said it was fine just keep going. About 10 minutes later I still wasn't done and she said it was starting to hurt really bad, so I told her I would stop. We joked about it for awhile before we fell asleep and that was that.
Well wouldn't you know it, here we are almost a month later and her period is late, her boobs are in pain or something and she doesn't have cramps like usual. She's scared to death she's pregnant even though I never came and we used condoms. I don't know what to tell her other than it's scientifically impossible for her to be pregnant (unless it's some kind of immaculate conception and she's the modern day Mary).
I guess what I'm really asking is, what do I do? Any thoughts? Similar situations? Reasons for her having these symptoms?
Yeah, the reasonable thing to think when you know youre not the father is that its the new messiah. Not that the guy she's prolly cheating on you with is the real father.
I know there are probably better places to vent this, but I would really like a goon perspective on things.
The Monday after Easter, my girlfriend and I decided we were ready to take the next step in this relationship and have sex. We've been together for awhile and both of us have wanted to for awhile, so we went for it. I bought condoms, we rented a movie and got ready for a nice evening together. When we were both ready, I put on the condom and went to work. I was really nervous and I couldn't feel shit through the condom so I wasn't even completely hard most of the time. She finished quick (like 10 fucking minutes) and said it was fine just keep going. About 10 minutes later I still wasn't done and she said it was starting to hurt really bad, so I told her I would stop. We joked about it for awhile before we fell asleep and that was that.
Well wouldn't you know it, here we are almost a month later and her period is late, her boobs are in pain or something and she doesn't have cramps like usual. She's scared to death she's pregnant even though I never came and we used condoms. I don't know what to tell her other than it's scientifically impossible for her to be pregnant (unless it's some kind of immaculate conception and she's the modern day Mary).
I guess what I'm really asking is, what do I do? Any thoughts? Similar situations? Reasons for her having these symptoms?
Yeah, the reasonable thing to think when you know youre not the father is that its the new messiah. Not that the guy she's prolly cheating on you with is the real father.