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MrsDemon
April 24th, 2007, 12:39 AM
So anyway, We went to this club tonight and well, As I was sitting down in the cut watching my friends go girl hunting (i reckon that going to clubs without you lady is a invitation to attraction, especially if you wear your wedding ring.) So i was approached by this girl and she was banging has the same figure of my wife just my wife is more busty (titties > booty), so anyway, after 10 minutes of a normal convo then me shutting her down letting her know, I was a happily married man, I fought the temptation and showed her off to a friend.
Me, my friend and her sat down and well she broke shit down during a sexual topic conversation, she did porno a little while back and then she showed me a few pictures of it on her cell phone and damnit i just remembered she got my number when she sent me the pics but anyway I remembered seeing the picture she first sent when i was in the ass thread on blah but of course I wasnt about to tell her i used her pic on blah (lol @ me even attempting to try to explain blah) So after remembering what i seen her doing to other cats I was sorta disgusted and glad I didnt take her offer but after a few drinks and me ninja leavin, she apparently gave my frind the time of day.
Here you go
now her hair is brunette and her real name is tonya or some shit ike that. I got that number for you horny fucks who have any skills talking to women at all. she's 24
http://www.ebonytenders.com/asslikethat/pinky/9.jpg
LinnEva
April 24th, 2007, 03:20 AM
eew
WiGgLr
April 24th, 2007, 03:54 AM
do not want
I think you could fit 3 of my girlfriend inside that girl
Zebedee
April 24th, 2007, 04:17 AM
I wouldn't know whether to fuck it or harpoon it :s
Tengil
April 24th, 2007, 04:19 AM
How bout both?
Alrus
April 24th, 2007, 04:20 AM
How can you find that sexy? It's gross =/
WiGgLr
April 24th, 2007, 04:28 AM
So i was approached by this girl and she was banging has the same figure of my wife just my wife is more busty (titties > booty)
I was eating my wife, standing up in the balcony in hawaii on the top floor, 3am in the morning with my wifey sitting on my shoulders and i was just diving in that shit, looked like i was going to powerbomb her (the wrestling move).
My personal fav:
Stand and carry. (you weak bitches cant handle this)
http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i213176_standingcarry.jpg (http://www.imagehosting.com/)
WTF Demon, are you a power weightlifter built like Arnie?
LaEnana
April 24th, 2007, 08:21 AM
She has a very nice smile. The oil is a nice touch.
MrsDemon
April 24th, 2007, 08:56 PM
WTF Demon, are you a power weightlifter built like Arnie?
Nah my lady weighs like 140 tops? Thats pretty light. I bench well into the 200's+ I walk around with her big ass on my shoulder like she's my child, I just work out and it isnt alot, I just retain muscle mass no matta the gap.
As big as that girls ass is, I could carry her, she's only like 5'3 ,
MrsDemon
April 24th, 2007, 09:49 PM
ooo if u dont feel well and want ot throw it up to feel better?
http://thumbs.galleries4free.com/m.g4f/hairy.jpg (http://www.galleries4free.com/track.php?id=0&url=/st/niches/hairy.php)
dejaVu
April 25th, 2007, 01:11 AM
ghetto ass!
Siri
April 25th, 2007, 04:47 AM
aww demon wtf! That chicks vagina looks like roast beef T.T
Zebedee
April 25th, 2007, 05:57 AM
aww demon wtf! That chicks vagina looks like roast beef T.T
It looks like she's been sitting in a bath a cold water for a month :S
Tengil
April 25th, 2007, 06:03 AM
Crunchy.
BLACK
April 25th, 2007, 06:54 PM
I bench 205. Yeah.
MrsDemon
April 25th, 2007, 07:15 PM
I bench 205. Yeah.
How much you weigh
Deja vu - LOL /agree
Zebedee - ewwwww and lol
siri- It disgusted fire out of me, I had to actually copy and paste really quick then thats why i made so much space, Cause i didnt want to see it while i posted text.
Digita1
April 26th, 2007, 10:52 AM
Oh god that's fucked up...
MrsDemon
April 26th, 2007, 08:45 PM
lol
Archaos
April 27th, 2007, 08:40 AM
do not want
Grog
April 27th, 2007, 09:40 AM
arrrrrrrrrrgh its so big i can't scroll past fast enough when i open the thread
Jadein
April 28th, 2007, 12:02 PM
i'm thinking i'm happy for lil' rex X boxes right now.
Despite the original girl having a ghetto booty, she's actually very well preportioned and I didn't spot one stretch mark.
MrsDemon
April 29th, 2007, 11:23 PM
i'm thinking i'm happy for lil' rex X boxes right now.
Despite the original girl having a ghetto booty, she's actually very well preportioned and I didn't spot one stretch mark.
Well apparently the guys on blah are pretty different because, friends, associates,people at work and so on all agree they would hit that. I cant deny under the influence I would tear that up. The OP girl's body is big but sexy and she's true thick rather then fat. sexy body imo. She's a "smut" so im glad i turned it down. Condoms dont protect 100% kids.
Archaos
April 30th, 2007, 01:20 AM
I don't know how you find that girl attractive.
But hey, whatever floats your boat.
LordChowder
April 30th, 2007, 02:04 AM
demon is the one that said keely was ugly...
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