How often do you....

[MrsDemon]

It's all about oral kitties put the babies to bed cause grown folks are out to play.

How many of the guys have and on the normal go down during sex.
Have you ever went down
Do you like it?
What does it take for you to go down? First date, serious commitment or marriage?


Women same for you.




I'll answer in a few

[LaEnana]

I love to eat the pussy. Usually do it every time. I can breathe through my eyes and stay down there for a long long time. I'd do it on a first date or one night stand but the pussy cannot be stinky.


That is all.

[Jadein]

Well ... if you take my post from the other thread about the chick sucking dick and apply it to this one ... that should give you your answer ...

Although I will say ... I don't suck dick for just anyone .... to be honest, you'd have to be pretty special ... my Whorin' days are long over. I'm too old for that shit. I used to be very premisquous in my younger years.

[Tengil]

I do it often as long as its not a stinker.

[Zebedee]

I'm an oral black belt.

[ACB]

no stinkers plox <3 then everything is fine and im willing to give y000 pleasure :>

[Leafluna]

well let's just say that I can't even imagine having a sex life without oral, both giving and receiving....
thankfully that is one thing my hubbie and I agree on.

[Talorth]

^same with above, even if i wasnt into the ... O.o

[MrsDemon]

Ok I'm answering now.

I'm a success story. first off (some of you know i got married, in the veryyyy end of august. Well me and my lady got a divorce at the beginning of march but it's for a emotional reason, we are getting re married on the 25 of april which is also our dating anniversary. So we get to have to anna's at one time)
So anyway, Before being married i was a reciever and never a giver, I'd get it and never give it back and even to her she would give it but never got it back from me.
august 5 was by far the day of alot of first for me. During our honey moon, We were sexing like normal and she went down and it was alot more intense then normal but something pushed me to go for it. Soooo I manned up, told her some shit that apparently made her dripping went, and here it goes......


My first time eating out, I was eating my wife, standing up in the balcony in hawaii on the top floor, 3am in the morning with my wifey sitting on my shoulders and i was just diving in that shit, looked like i was going to powerbomb her (the wrestling move). Ever since then and i noticed how much she'd cum just from that, 69 and muff diving has become a normal for me, hell when we argue I'm head first in there and she's quiet and exploding, comming from work, I'm laying it on her, Me giving it to her has enhanced how much she gives to me.

Now i dnt do any other girls, as a married man, so with my wife, everyday all day when nothing is planned. I can dive in there in the 69 position and and hours on hours just be licking fire out of her. Shit, she'll be cooking and i'll just pull her house pj's down and eat it while she's cookin, (mannnnnn she be cooking fire food..I wonder why)
I came home today around 12midnight and i walked in to her lookin sad laying in thebed but she was sorta sleep, You know I had to dive straight in on it and she woke up with a smile.

/Freaky side off

[WiGgLr]

"do unto others as you would have done unto yourself"

While I'm not religious, that is a good thing to belive in when it comes to oral

[Zebedee]

hell when we argue I'm head first in there and she's quiet and exploding

That's so true, I even worked out how to tell it's safe to stop the cunnilingus without the argument restarting. This is the sort of secret governments spend billions to protect.

Here goes...

Always, always, always, always keep licking, slurping and flicking that clit while she cums, no matter how much she tries to buck and throw you off, and don't stop when she finishes. Within one to two minutes of her orgasm her thighs will be clamped to your ears again. Now this is the key, each time she has come it will take slightly longer for those thighs to clamp you again as all the tension and anger drains out of her. When it gets to the point she can come then not clamp your head within the next five minutes, you have successfully noshed the life out of her, her mind is firmly resident in fluffy la-la land and you, my son, are safe. :)

P.S. Don't do this when you're hungry cos it will be fucking ages before she gets up and cooks.

[LaEnana]

Not my first time doing it but..

I was going out with this asian girl for a little while and the first time I did it to her was almost just like Zeb's description. Her pussy was so tiny that my mouth fully engulfed her. She told me later she had never had any guy make her feel that way with just his mouth. I held onto her tiny little thighs and she was begging me to stop, but I didn't :O

[Medicalelf]

I love to go down and suck a mean dick a lot but I also like it when I get lick. I prefer the 69 position because I suck like an animal when it comes to that. Sometimes if the guy is too dominant gagging on his dick is pretty hot too :D.......

[Leafluna]

That's so true, I even worked out how to tell it's safe to stop the cunnilingus without the argument restarting. This is the sort of secret governments spend billions to protect.

Here goes...

Always, always, always, always keep licking, slurping and flicking that clit while she cums, no matter how much she tries to buck and throw you off, and don't stop when she finishes. Within one to two minutes of her orgasm her thighs will be clamped to your ears again. Now this is the key, each time she has come it will take slightly longer for those thighs to clamp you again as all the tension and anger drains out of her. When it gets to the point she can come then not clamp your head within the next five minutes, you have successfully noshed the life out of her, her mind is firmly resident in fluffy la-la land and you, my son, are safe. :)

P.S. Don't do this when you're hungry cos it will be fucking ages before she gets up and cooks.
Shhhh please keep your secrets to yourself... sometimes we just want to be mad
.... ok on second thought.... I'd rather have the mutli orgasms :p

[MrsDemon]

That's so true, I even worked out how to tell it's safe to stop the cunnilingus without the argument restarting. This is the sort of secret governments spend billions to protect.

Here goes...

Always, always, always, always keep licking, slurping and flicking that clit while she cums, no matter how much she tries to buck and throw you off, and don't stop when she finishes. Within one to two minutes of her orgasm her thighs will be clamped to your ears again. Now this is the key, each time she has come it will take slightly longer for those thighs to clamp you again as all the tension and anger drains out of her. When it gets to the point she can come then not clamp your head within the next five minutes, you have successfully noshed the life out of her, her mind is firmly resident in fluffy la-la land and you, my son, are safe. :)

P.S. Don't do this when you're hungry cos it will be fucking ages before she gets up and cooks.


Z are you kidding me, you are preaching to the entire church choir. Do you know how many times, I would coem home to an argument that apparently started with me but yet before i even came in the door (you women are queens at this) and Dont ask me how but my body naturally rejects clothes i blink and i'm all out nude and she fights it of course shes like "No, I'm not playing with you because blah blah blah" she'd be pushing me away, pulling my hair (I hate that, But i take one for the team).

I go down on her and she's pushing so with serious intensity, I'm holding her down with one arm, while strong arming her with the other to hold her body stable she's just in there mad as hell, no lie 1.5 minutes in all i need she's mad cause if i look up, you see them eyebrows looking like they bought to lean off her face but she's quiet.

I see it like this, If you give a baby a bottle because it was crying and take it away to early the baby will cry again, So when im down there I normally kill all other plans right there, take the cellphone off and if im near kick the house phone off, and I eat fire outta her for god knows how long. Do you know how many times she had to toss out food because it got messed up because I ate her to long. 9/10 when i am done, I have to carry her ot the bed if we arent already there because she has exhausted all of her life energy in each orgasim. Never has a argument gone past the Why do you.......... Never gets brought up another day either.

Matta fact she surprised me, I came in the door and she must of had a good day or something but i came in early, She was like "who is becca?" blah blah, I'm like huh, thats my friend why. So we arguing over nothing but apparently she knows how it works, so before i went down, she tossed me bacc and she succed spit fire out of my meat.



moral of the stories kids. Oral kills problems

[Zelaton]

lol! You guys make me laugh.

xD

[Siri]

Gagging is gross imo I just think about all the porns where chicks gag, their eyes tear up and they puke or spit up a little.... gross! But nothing like good ol oral sex to fend off an argument lmao Plenty of times its happened I cant remember what we were arguing about :( Thats such a hack imo!

[LinnEva]

aimbot

[MrsDemon]

Gagging is gross imo I just think about all the porns where chicks gag, their eyes tear up and they puke or spit up a little.... gross! But nothing like good ol oral sex to fend off an argument lmao Plenty of times its happened I cant remember what we were arguing about :( Thats such a hack imo!


thats better then ign quality cheats right there.

[PriestessAmanda]

That's so true, I even worked out how to tell it's safe to stop the cunnilingus without the argument restarting. This is the sort of secret governments spend billions to protect.

Here goes...

Always, always, always, always keep licking, slurping and flicking that clit while she cums, no matter how much she tries to buck and throw you off, and don't stop when she finishes. Within one to two minutes of her orgasm her thighs will be clamped to your ears again. Now this is the key, each time she has come it will take slightly longer for those thighs to clamp you again as all the tension and anger drains out of her. When it gets to the point she can come then not clamp your head within the next five minutes, you have successfully noshed the life out of her, her mind is firmly resident in fluffy la-la land and you, my son, are safe. :)


oh...my....:OH:>

[blackmanta]

umm intresting thread!:>
i should just save it so it can be my new bible!
and yea i think im going to save it for the after-ages:P

[WiGgLr]

see the thread I bump in a few secs

[Victis]

69 is a ritual in my marriage

[Siri]

I dunno Im not too much of a fan of the 69 tbh. When it comes to giving I loooove to give and get the good reactions I get. If its in the 69 I have the tendency to go weak and I cant do the job T.T Speaking of reactions Im sure Im not the only girl here that likes to hear the guy makes some godamn noises for once. Manly moans and talking to me is a major turn on. I dont like when the guy is quiet makes me think Im doing everything wrong >=O

[Talorth]

69 is a ritual in my marriage
lol.

[Monroe]

69 is a ritual in my marriage

I dunno Im not too much of a fan of the 69 tbh.


So, wait, are you 2 married?

[Talorth]

I dunno Im not too much of a fan of the 69 tbh. When it comes to giving I loooove to give and get the good reactions I get. If its in the 69 I have the tendency to go weak and I cant do the job T.T Speaking of reactions Im sure Im not the only girl here that likes to hear the guy makes some godamn noises for once. Manly moans and talking to me is a major turn on. I dont like when the guy is quiet makes me think Im doing everything wrong >=O


Agreed, and I don't sound like a femmy man either.

OH GOD IF I DID I WOULD KILL MYSELF

[MrsDemon]

lol, I give merely because well mostly im the one who just recieved and well aside from being the even thing to do, the moans and the grabbing of hair and the tight clenching is something serious. I normally dont go down though, but when i get, my lady loves it, LOL I apparently crack jokes and the sounds I make make her go all crazy.

Also, My lady gag's and jokes on accident and it isnt really a turn off to be honest, the feeling is what counts and for her it doesnt matta.

For you ladies, suck a dick and swallow sperm/semen it's god for your teeth.
For you guys, Lick the pussy, prevents/ends arguments and well, You gotta be gay if you dont liek the reactions.

[Siri]

lol, I give merely because well mostly im the one who just recieved and well aside from being the even thing to do, the moans and the grabbing of hair and the tight clenching is something serious. I normally dont go down though, but when i get, my lady loves it, LOL I apparently crack jokes and the sounds I make make her go all crazy.

Also, My lady gag's and jokes on accident and it isnt really a turn off to be honest, the feeling is what counts and for her it doesnt matta.

For you ladies, suck a dick and swallow sperm/semen it's god for your teeth.
For you guys, Lick the pussy, prevents/ends arguments and well, You gotta be gay if you dont liek the reactions.


If you can laugh during sex and not have the mood go sour than thats a really good thing :) Shows you two are very comfy with one another :D

[Siri]

ps guys that can moan and groan are hot :D So seriously those of you guys that dont do it start doing it!

[MrsDemon]

If you can laugh during sex and not have the mood go sour than thats a really good thing :) Shows you two are very comfy with one another :D


WEll actually im the comedian in a porno kinda way lol she just does the laughing.
She'll go down and i'll be like "OOO damn, O yea. You love this COOCCKKKKKKKKKKKK (in a porno, ejaculatory whisper voice) and it always craccs her up. Or i'll make jokes about sexual acts or references that just cracc her up which is why she gags at times. even during sex i'll cracc a joke and her her moaning and laughing and crying all at the same time.



ps. If you dont moan from ur partners head game then either they succ or u need to see a doctor cause you are numb down there buddy or it just doesnt work the way it shud.

[Talorth]

ps guys that can moan and groan are hot :D So seriously those of you guys that dont do it start doing it!

I think this woman knows what shes talking about imo.


I once saw this gay porn where the guy sounded like he was a woman... or at least in between.



Just....GAH! WHY! GOD WHY!

[MrsDemon]

I would have to cry if i saw gay porn, but lol @ the guy sounding like a girl

[Siri]

I cant really get into porn I just end up making fun of it :(

[MrsDemon]

is there any other purpose for porn?

[Talorth]

I cant really get into porn I just end up making fun of it :(

LOL LIKE THAT LINK YOU POSTED OMFG ROFL


AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA. I just about pissed myself from laughter.

[Siri]

LOL LIKE THAT LINK YOU POSTED OMFG ROFL


AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA. I just about pissed myself from laughter.


You know you loved it! I sure did :P

[LinnEva]

For you ladies, suck a dick and swallow sperm/semen it's god for your teeth.
.

its good for your teeth also, go try it.

[Zelaton]

ps guys that can moan and groan are hot :D So seriously those of you guys that dont do it start doing it!
If you can laugh during sex and not have the mood go sour than thats a really good thing :) Shows you two are very comfy with one another :D

I soooo totally agree with you! ;)

Laughing is good, getting too serious and shit actually makes the mood go sour I think, although I'm a playful person so I like joking and having fun.

[MrsDemon]

its good for your teeth also, go try it.


Nah my teeth are healthy enough

[LinnEva]

Nah my teeth are healthy enough

i dont think your girl agrees

[MrsDemon]

lol, bahhhh what are u pro cum tasting? Have you honestly tasted yourself?

[LinnEva]

no

[ACB]

uhm well D=

[MrsDemon]

uhm well D=


Well nuthin. u did it

[ACB]

its not that u take the whole load lol o_o.. yeah ive tasted mine... d=

[Siri]

its not that u take the whole load lol o_o.. yeah ive tasted mine... d=

hot imo >.>
Dunno why some guys are so afraid :(

[ACB]

hot imo >.>
Dunno why some guys are so afraid :(

iono it doesnt taste 2 bad if u eat pineapple and drink pineapple juice =) and yeah i tried it there is a difference D=

[Siri]

iono it doesnt taste 2 bad if u eat pineapple and drink pineapple juice =) and yeah i tried it there is a difference D=


Ahem needs more expiremental guys like this in the world :D
Now I wanna be a dude just so I can try it :(

[ACB]

it gets boring after a while D= btw get on msn nig :>

[MrsDemon]

Bing im disgusted

[LinnEva]

Bing im disgusted

oh i know you demon, you secretly dream about sucking your cum out of your girls pussy.

[MrsDemon]

oh i know you demon, you secretly dream about sucking your cum out of your girls pussy.



O my god, wow and hell no, I dont even go down after i cum in her. Thats just fuccin nasty


How does somebody do some shit liek that i mean ewwwwwww

[ACB]

lmao

[MrsDemon]

Linneva is NASTYYY!!!!

[Siri]

for some reason demon when you say ewwww like that i imagine you jumping up and down and waving your hands about all limp wristed lol

And just for randomeness
c1tzr0n_Usk
My favorite part is all the guys dancing in all the lil man thongs haha

[Archaos]

fucken sickos

[MrsDemon]

for some reason demon when you say ewwww like that i imagine you jumping up and down and waving your hands about all limp wristed lol

And just for randomeness
c1tzr0n_Usk
My favorite part is all the guys dancing in all the lil man thongs haha


thank god i dont actually say ewww. The sound i make in actuality is a ehhhhh sound and more of a distaste in my mouth then a full body gesture. lol @ the image tho.



still u cum tasting men are nasty, u cum tasting women are going ot keep ur men for a longgg time

[Siri]

thank god i dont actually say ewww. The sound i make in actuality is a ehhhhh sound and more of a distaste in my mouth then a full body gesture. lol @ the image tho.



still u cum tasting men are nasty, u cum tasting women are going ot keep ur men for a longgg time


Oh I have vic wrapped around my finger. ^.-
Mwahaha

[MrsDemon]

Oh I have vic wrapped around my finger. ^.-
Mwahaha


OOOO yea, I think all men cant let go of a gf that swallows the load.


listen women if u ducc when it shoots or spit it out the minute it touches ur mouth u are horrible.

[LinnEva]

you cant tell people to take it when you dont even taste it!

[WiGgLr]

There was a section on cum tasting in the BBC show "The Truth about Food"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/humanbody/truthaboutfood/sexy/spermtaste.shtml


Can food change the flavour of a man's seminal fluid?

There is a common myth propagated throughout women’s magazines that a man’s diet can have a radical effect on the taste of his sperm.
But can you really make sperm taste sweeter? In the interest of science we decided to find out.
We took three adventurous couples and turned them in to our Truth about Food guinea pigs. For three days prior to the experiment the men were to abstain from alcohol and to eat a bland diet containing no spicy or strong tasting food such as garlic or asparagus.

"all could taste a distinct difference"


We then asked the women to steer clear of any canoodling for two nights before the test to make sure there were no sneak previews of what diet their respective partners had been put on.
Each of the men followed a specific diet as closely as possible for three days. Chris took on ‘Hot and Spicy’, Paul ‘Fabulously Fishy’ and John ‘Fantastically Fruity and Fresh’.
On the morning of the third day we asked the men for a sample of their semen and then asked their partners what flavours they could detect, through smell and through taste.
It may be hard to swallow, but watch the video in our interactive player. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/humanbody/truthaboutfood/flashapp/)
Suggested recipes from BBC Food
Pineapple wedges (http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/pineapplewedges_72545.shtml)

[LinnEva]

cant watch the thing

[WiGgLr]

I'll try and find it sometime

[MrsDemon]

you cant tell people to take it when you dont even taste it!


Even my lady agrees with me and she's the one swallowing so i can say I have a reason for not wanting to aside from my own.

[Talorth]

for some reason demon when you say ewwww like that i imagine you jumping up and down and waving your hands about all limp wristed lol

And just for randomeness
c1tzr0n_Usk
My favorite part is all the guys dancing in all the lil man thongs haha

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH MY FUCKING GOD.


THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA



Lolinternet.


Thank you for that link siri, I just about pissed myself.

[WiGgLr]

I saw this in a mailbox I rarely check (my ISP one) and thought of demon:

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/3125/mailby6.png

[ACB]

hahahahahaha

[MrsDemon]

LMAOO Neverrr that

[MrsDemon]

Just ad a convo among friends and well, all you guys who have tasted your own stuff, are odd.

[LinnEva]

lol i highly doubt anyone would say yes when you go up to them and say yo motherfuccer, have you jizzed in yo mouth biatch?

[Siri]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH MY FUCKING GOD.


THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA



Lolinternet.


Thank you for that link siri, I just about pissed myself.

I aim to please :)

[MrsDemon]

lol i highly doubt anyone would say yes when you go up to them and say yo motherfuccer, have you jizzed in yo mouth biatch?


Actually, They have, Just like people are so easy to say what they've done on the forums, people say it out loud face to face. Out of 12 friends around 4 admited to it and funny those were the only ones engaged/married or in long term relationships.

Hell I just 2 days ago Got sooo drunk with mine I as she puts it, Came in her when down on her, had a drunken argument she stole the dicc i came in her again and then ate her out again, I said i would never do it that would have to now be the closests i ever came to tasting myself. I was so drunk i remember none of it.

[MrsDemon]

women eats out women and guy gets out women. interesting 3 some oral. I dun think i'll ever try it