The Hills Have Eyes 2

[BLACK]

Just got back from seeing it. Fucking awesome. Was one of the 4 white people in the theater.

[Damascus]

Just got back from seeing it. Fucking awesome. Was one of the 4 white people in the theater.

lol I like how this is something you'd notice :p

[BLACK]

It was a REALLY late showing in downtown. The theater was packed and they were making the fucking funniest comments ever. Some guy got a knife through the brain-"DAYUMMM NIGGAH KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF DAT BUSINESS"

After the girl got raped- "He a gentleman, he put the clothes back on"

[Archaos]

lol

[Craysh]

LMAO black. I love how you just happen to have a watermelon as a gift after that post :P
Will probably go see it now ^_^

[BLACK]

Don't see it unless you're really bored D:

And go see it in the ghettoest movie theater in town really late. So much more entertaining. When we saw the first one, all the white people walked out being like "THIS IS REPULSIVE". In the ghetto theater, nobody walked out.

[Archaos]

lol.

ghetto theater.

[BLACK]

Everything rattled every time something in the movie happened.

[Damascus]

It was a REALLY late showing in downtown. The theater was packed and they were making the fucking funniest comments ever. Some guy got a knife through the brain-"DAYUMMM NIGGAH KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF DAT BUSINESS"

After the girl got raped- "He a gentleman, he put the clothes back on"

lol I wish our black population were that funny.

[BLACK]

Best part was: they weren't even trying to be funny. It just happened that way.

[Will]

Black people have always known how to make light of fucked up situations. We learned how to do that a long time ago I suspect.

[Jadien]

Seen it on Sunday, shit was bad ass.

[Jadien]

Oh and can't wait until the 3rd one comes out!

[Jadien]

ghetto theater.

Gotta wait till it hits the 2 dollar theater over here, only place that gets visited by Black people.

White washed black people don't count.

[Will]

Gotta wait till it hits the 2 dollar theater over here, only place that gets visited by Black people.

White washed black people don't count.

You really have a 2 dollar theater...where do you live, 1980?

[stockfisch]

gonna go watch it now....it's better be good

[stockfisch]

i swear to god...at least 30 people left because they couldn't stand the movie
that's pathetic

[Archaos]

I must see this movie now...

It can't be that bad.

[stockfisch]

it's not

[BLACK]

It's bad as in so violent that all the white people leave. Black people on the other hand are drawn to the violence.

[Archaos]

I'm going to it in two hours. With a black friend in tow.

[BLACK]

Got him on a leash? D:

[Typhus666]

violents :D

[Archaos]

I din't go.

My friends backed out.

[1095]

That sucks.

[Will]

White people scared of violence...this makes me laugh out loud:p

[Jadien]

You really have a 2 dollar theater...where do you live, 1980?

Actually I lied, thought it was 2 dollars... it's actually 3 dollar show. I live in So Cali. Most of the movies in there are already out on DVD.

As for HHE.. I paid 10.25 to see it, which is general adm. atm.

[Archaos]

Admission to the theater in my home town is 5$.

Its 3$ if you're elderly or under 13.

And its free if you date a chick who works there (Like I used to).

[Jadien]

And its free if you date a chick who works there (Like I used to).

Must be nice, at least you got something in common with my lil 18 year old bro... Fucker got into the movies for free cuz one of his ex's worked there.

Closest I've ever gotten to a free movie was paying for one, then when it was finished walking into another room to watch another movie, but like 1/4 of the movie was already playing... Got caught once, was kinda embarrassing. http://www.themondrated.com/images/icons/icon11.gif

[Jadien]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h36/Darkstar_album/lolkb7an1.jpg

[Archaos]

lol.

they actually check your tickets at the individual theaters ?

once your in mine, your in, you could go to 10 movies and they would never know.

[Jadien]

lol.

they actually check your tickets at the individual theaters ?

once your in mine, your in, you could go to 10 movies and they would never know.
Now we have to deal wtih fucken Nazi employees that kick it at the door before the movie room to double check your tickets.

[Will]

What do all the mutants have in common? http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/6438/2007thehillshaveeyes201fb5.jpghttp://img240.imageshack.us/img240/8058/derekmears3xg8.jpghttp://img358.imageshack.us/img358/5003/michaelbaileysmith4va6.jpgI'll give you a hint, it isn't that they are scared of violence.

[Zelaton]

lol.

they actually check your tickets at the individual theaters ?

once your in mine, your in, you could go to 10 movies and they would never know.

It's $9.00 here for a movie. There are like 20 theatre's so once ur in the door/ticket check you can go to whatever movie you want, and maybe another if one starts right after yours...but they seem to plan it so they dont. So, you'd have to wait around in the halls for 30 mins at least, by that time they'd surely kick you out.

[Archaos]

Tricky bastards.

And wtf is your post about will?

[Will]

Tricky bastards.

And wtf is your post about will?

LOL what are my posts always about, a conspiracy!

[BLACK]

Oh, that sucks. At my theater, all the movies start and end at about the same time. Most I've seen in a row is two, but I've known people who have watched every movie in the theater in one day.

[Archaos]

fucking horrible movie

[BLACK]

I know...it was so bad that I actually liked it.

[Archaos]

I couldn't stop laughing.

Especially when the dude got his head smashed by the rock.

[Will]

I couldn't stop laughing.

Especially when the dude got his head smashed by the rock.

Violence = funny? Thought only black people thought that...

[Jadien]

Especially when the dude got his head smashed by the rock.

When that happened, I wanted Smokey from Friday (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday_%28film%29)to come outta no where and say "You got knocked... THA FUCK OUT!"

Oh well, can't expect a movie to have everything.

http://theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/983cap003.jpg

[Archaos]

Violence = funny? Thought only black people thought that...

racial profiling?

lol

[BLACK]

I was thinking the exact same thing about Smokey.

[Will]

racial profiling?

lol

Just going off the train of logic presented thus far.

[WiGgLr]

I saw Premonition last night, two tickets cost me £17.10 (inclusive of a £1.10 fee for booking online). At current exchange rates (£1 = $1.9627), you could basically say that each ticket cost $17 US. This is normal price for UK cinemas. They extort more money out of us too, like a 500ml bottle of water costs £2.50 (yes, that's $5).

They check the tickets at two spots, before the screens and at the screen doors

[Grog]

where the fuck are you going wig? im usually paying £7 max when i go

[WiGgLr]

OK, so the booking fee was £1.30:


Dear Tony,

Thank you for your booking online and we hope you enjoy "Premonition".

Your online booking has been successful and your tickets have been booked at:
Cinema: Southampton
To see: Premonition
On: Thursday, 29 March 2007 8:45PM
Seats: Row G Seat 11
Row G Seat 10
Tickets: Adult : ( 2 @ £ 7.90 ) £ 15.80

Your payment has been accepted and the total costs of £17.10 deducted from your card including a Card Handling Fee of £1.30 payable to Bookit Ltd.

[Damascus]

Hi Tony!

[WiGgLr]

Hi Craig!

[Grog]

sorry, i completely misread it. 1pm is just waaaaaaaaay too early to be reading

[Will]

I saw Premonition last night, two tickets cost me £17.10 (inclusive of a £1.10 fee for booking online). At current exchange rates (£1 = $1.9627), you could basically say that each ticket cost $17 US. This is normal price for UK cinemas. They extort more money out of us too, like a 500ml bottle of water costs £2.50 (yes, that's $5).

They check the tickets at two spots, before the screens and at the screen doors

Personally, I've given up on seeing movies in the theater (with a few exceptions). The real problem with movies like this, and damn near everything else that comes out of Hollywood, is it's already been done before. It is not worth it to pay that kind of money for something that has a 96% degree of certainty to be completely unoriginal.

[Archaos]

that is true, hard to find something original in the theaters these days.

[Jadien]

fucken theater's in england are ran by jew's i tell you

[Infamous]

I saw this after 300 and it just wasnt as good, however it was a badass movie none the less. The best part is when the rock climber gets waved at by his own hand...lol oh, I was kind of pissed the black chick lived as the other 9 black people all died according to plan.

[BLACK]

Yeah, wtf. She got raped though D:

Fucking whore probably liked it.

[Will]

Yeah, wtf. She got raped though D:

Fucking whore probably liked it.

Whores do it for money so it isn't about the pleasure per-se.....

Sluts do it for fun....so if she was a slut, your assessment would be correct.

[Grog]

pedant

[Damascus]

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[Archaos]

o.O

[ACB]

that nigga got OWNT

[Damarus]

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[Damascus]

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[Damarus]

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[Damascus]

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[Damarus]

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[mono]

...

[Damascus]

French mountain yams with pants cramp for locked plate wheels with acid licking lock socks to dock a mock flock of choc blocks in rocks for cheese dorts and somethink wuqpae reship asphault farmer the fish chris moon head.

Okay, that one rolled me. You used wuqpae and reship - I'd totally forgotten about reship!

And cheese dorts? Why hadn't we thought to use that combination before?

[Damarus]

It just came to me :p

[BLACK]

O_O


HEATHEN LANGUAGE! BURN AT THE STAKE

[Damascus]

Burned steak??

[WiGgLr]

Stop talking in Spamlish

[Damascus]

None of you understand fine art!

[WiGgLr]

O RLY?

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[Damascus]

The second one was too long, and too themed. The first was good though.

[Damarus]

The theme was too long, not second to being first good...

[Damascus]

First the long good second; but not to the theme.

[WiGgLr]

Seconds were sloppy, but longer than first





Edit: Editing posts is cheating Craig

[Damascus]

Tony for second long; post the first edit now north.

[Damarus]

Northern Tony edits, for second long sloppy cheating.

[Damascus]

Slop the cheat effort for Tony within the head card.

[Damarus]

Tony the northern head for effortless cheating on slop card cheese wheels.

[Damascus]

The short dort southern head cheat the northern slop for no small crant.

[Damarus]

Cheated for cheese dorts to northern efforts of card heading short to crants mants fants with sloppy Tony.

[Infamous]

Fuck you.

[Damarus]

You for fuck with dort mantle to cheese the Tony once north but effortlessly carded to head frank small the southern crant.

[Damarus]

I googled wuqpae and this thread came up. Bumping for epicness.

[LaEnana]

whats wupqae?

[LaEnana]

wuqpae

[Archaos]

lmao. awesome.

[LickNz]

stfu james

[Archaos]

I was just reading my old posts in this from when the mond was glorious. Oh and check out my pro augment on Reloaded Boggs :<

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a321/grey_user/Shot00048.jpg

[Damarus]

wuqpae is either a kangaroo in a porn pose or a clown in a porn pose. Craig can't remember which... Coz theres boté too. Boté and wuqpae are the two porn poses but they cant remember which pertains to which.

[Damascus]

Yeah thats pretty much it.

[LickNz]

lol no focus..... fag

[BLACK]

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[LaEnana]

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Lol "keep an eye out" "see ya" as the dude hangs from his eye socket on a hook

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