Never be subtle.

[Hetzle]

So on Saturday I was lying in bed with a girl I like, cuddling and stuff (CLOTHES ON, MIND YOU), and she asks me:
"What do you want right now?"
I respond:
"Well, it starts with a 'y...'"
Girl: "Yam? Yak? Yo-yo?"
Me: "...and ends with a 'u...'"
Girl: "YUKON?????"
Me: "...goddamnit."

Ended well, but have you tried to be subtle and failed?

Discuss and whatnot.

[Zengetsu]

in before flood of people trying to give you advice

[Archaos]

lol thats funny.

nice work.

and no.

[Grindrolas]

yes...sadly subtlety never does seem to work...

I switched to being blunt and forward

[Digita1]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r277/vesimages/bluntandforward.jpg

Is that what you look like?

[lilcookie]

"So like...what do you wanna do?"
"Lose the clothes right now, we're having sex."

[Hetzle]

lol

[Damarus]

I've done that before lol... I'm too sneaky at subtlety... You have to sort of decipher a series of cryptic clues and recognise links between seemingly unrelated things before finally realising what it was I was trying say...

Thats why last time the question was raised, i reverted to "I want to fuck your mum".

[Grindrolas]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r277/vesimages/bluntandforward.jpg

Is that what you look like?
precisely

[Talorth]

mushrooman!

[Victis]

Sounds like shes got down syndrome... in that case, whip out that cock and convince her its a penis shaped lollipop

[Grindrolas]

Sounds like shes got down syndrome... in that case, whip out that cock and convince her its a penis shaped lollipop
IT TASTES JUST LIKE WATERMELON

[Zengetsu]

in before flood of people making off topic fucked up comments

fixed

[Digita1]

in before flood of people don't actually give a shit about the topic and flood because that's what this forum is for and you're a complete idiotic douche bag zengetsu

Fixed.

[Zengetsu]

Fixed.

lol whats with the hostility twards me? I don't think ive ever talked to you before... and this is coming from the guy who says that that one random thread about the BBC or w/e is pointless when its on the same forums.. just chill

[Digita1]

lol whats with the hostility twards me? I don't think ive ever talked to you before... and this is coming from the guy who says that that one random thread about the BBC or w/e is pointless when its on the same forums.. just chill

I just think you're a douche bag.

[Zengetsu]

I just think you're a douche bag.

I might say that about you... but I dunno you. Just relax when posting or else your ganna turn these forums into blah.... night :???:

[WiGgLr]

So on Saturday I was lying in bed with a girl I like, cuddling and stuff (CLOTHES ON, MIND YOU), and she asks me:
"What do you want right now?"
I respond:
"Well, it starts with a 'y...'"
Girl: "Yam? Yak? Yo-yo?"
Me: "...and ends with a 'u...'"
Girl: "YUKON?????"
Me: "...goddamnit."

Ended well, but have you tried to be subtle and failed?

Discuss and whatnot.

I don't get it, that's not how you spell "foreplay, oral and to fuck you senseless"

[Infamous]

I don't get it, that's not how you spell "foreplay, oral and to fuck you senseless"
I was trying to work pussy out of it myself. :(

[Ist]

So on Saturday I was lying in bed with a girl I like, cuddling and stuff (CLOTHES ON, MIND YOU), and she asks me:
"What do you want right now?"
I respond:
"Well, it starts with a 'y...'"
Girl: "Yam? Yak? Yo-yo?"
Me: "...and ends with a 'u...'"
Girl: "YUKON?????"
Me: "...goddamnit."

Ended well, but have you tried to be subtle and failed?

Discuss and whatnot.
lol thats a good one...
you should submit that to Reader's Digest
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[playerapX]

i just wanna know why she said Yukon ...... must be one dumb bitch.

[Talorth]

Or perhaps shes very smart. And likes the yukon.

[ACB]

wtf is yukon :< ?

[YuriSakazaki]

dongues

[Talorth]

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukon, yunno

THE yukon..


silly americans.

[Damascus]

I WILL FUCKING BLEED YOU DRY.

I used to use subtelty, but I found most people get lost. It's like you've trapped them in one of those hedge mazes, or in an italian girls pubic hair, and they just can't find their way out.

Now I always just come out with whatever springs to mind.

[Grog]

i still don't know what yukon is o.o

[ACB]

same here :<

[BLACK]

fucking idiots

[Grog]

how the fuck are we meant to know about a canadian territory?

[BLACK]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/8/8/8882a3a5b5e8d642238f012fd43e3d6e.jpg

[exiledone]

yeah i learned that a long time ago ;o