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Damarus
February 22nd, 2007, 07:13 PM
For some reason this hypothetical situation just came to mind, and now It's going to plague me all day if I don't get more opinions on the matter... While it's mostly directed at straight males, input from the ladies and batty boys is welcome!
Basically would you suck on an erect penis shaped lollipop if it was the best tasting lollipop you'd ever had? Or would you feel wrong with a penis in your mouth, or be embarrassed to be seen with it/buying it, or be worried people might think you are gay (maybe putting hot girlies off of asking you for random sex in the park, etc)...
I'd feel wierd, but if it was the best tasting lollipop ever... I dunno I'd probly still buy them.
Grindrolas
February 22nd, 2007, 07:19 PM
I voted yes, but only if it is an exact replica of your cock Luke.
Damarus
February 22nd, 2007, 07:32 PM
Lol, does anyone know how to make a lollipop? I can have a shot at making a cast and getting these lollipops into production :p
Extarian
February 22nd, 2007, 07:49 PM
i dont think we want to get into a discussion of things i would suck on.
RickyMartin
February 22nd, 2007, 10:58 PM
Meh, i thought internet gay was fun, but I think im done with it :(
Damarus
February 22nd, 2007, 11:02 PM
But it's the BEST tasting lollipop you've ever had :( There's nothing gay about candy unless a naked man is giving it to you :p
Although, I don't see how internet gay really would come into it anyway, lollipops are a RL issue not an e-issue @.@
Infamous
February 22nd, 2007, 11:02 PM
Yeah, im pretty much done w/ internet gay aswell.
Damarus
February 22nd, 2007, 11:05 PM
Hmm I took out the word 'massive' by the way... I don't mean like a 12 inch deep throater lollipop. Just something reasonably big, but still fits in your mouth. Also, lol @ my conquering of the weaker internet gays :p Leaves more e-man love for us more dedicated fake homos.
Extarian
February 22nd, 2007, 11:09 PM
If only you people knew what Lt did to Aus-1.
Damarus
February 22nd, 2007, 11:13 PM
Dog_bite: I like pie
LtDamarus: I prefer horse semen
Dog_bite: ...
Player Dog_bite (denosar) has left our world. Diablo's minions weaken
Digita1
February 23rd, 2007, 12:53 AM
Dog_bite: I like pie
LtDamarus: I prefer horse semen
Dog_bite: ...
Player Dog_bite (denosar) has left the game. Diablo's minions weaken
Hahaha, top notch :lol:
Grindrolas
February 23rd, 2007, 01:04 AM
I'm still into Internet Gay, fuck Infafag and Ricky.
ACB
February 23rd, 2007, 10:52 AM
....
Grog
February 23rd, 2007, 11:52 AM
clearly they've given up being internet gay to become rl gay
Perant
February 23rd, 2007, 12:58 PM
glad to see the internet gay thing fading, it was pretty lame to begin with
Archaos
February 23rd, 2007, 01:01 PM
Dog_bite: I like pie
LtDamarus: I prefer horse semen
Dog_bite: ...
Player Dog_bite (denosar) has left our world. Diablo's minions weaken
classic.
Farshots
February 23rd, 2007, 03:18 PM
I had to vote if no one was watching...I would pop that falik lolipop right into my orofice.
Tengil
February 23rd, 2007, 03:34 PM
I can never be done with it.
Alrus
February 23rd, 2007, 08:26 PM
I'd so do it ^^
Damarus
February 25th, 2007, 07:06 AM
People around here only seem to care about being gay and what not, and not actually think about the fact that it's the best tasting lollipop ever :p
Victis
February 25th, 2007, 10:05 AM
Wouldn't the lollipop lose its shape as it melts?
Why does it have to be shaped like a penis? Why not something cool like.. a nuclear warhead, or a ak47 bullet, rpg head, etc!
Damarus
February 25th, 2007, 10:17 AM
Because it defeats the purpose of this... The whole point was it was something good combined with something bad! Making it a hard decision...
Grog
February 25th, 2007, 11:03 AM
what about a lollipop shaped penis?
Victis
February 25th, 2007, 11:24 AM
Because it defeats the purpose of this... The whole point was it was something good combined with something bad! Making it a hard decision...
No flaccid version eh?
Oh wait.. penis shaped gummy bears
Damarus
February 25th, 2007, 11:44 PM
Gummi penis'... hmmm interesting concept. I'd eat em, it's definately a lot less suss than sucking on a penis lollipop.
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