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WiGgLr
February 20th, 2007, 05:09 AM
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.



A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

”Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed the young nurse replies "I don't know Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body".

He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may split his sutures from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir !!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......


A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

stockfisch
February 20th, 2007, 05:12 AM
ROOFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
hahahahhahahhaha fucking awesome

Damarus
February 20th, 2007, 05:15 AM
Hmmmm I may have to try this one...

stockfisch
February 20th, 2007, 05:16 AM
luke, are my testicles black?

Tengil
February 20th, 2007, 05:59 AM
Hehe. :)

Archaos
February 20th, 2007, 08:57 AM
tricky devil...

mono
February 20th, 2007, 10:19 AM
A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.
Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"
Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn't be here."
Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.
To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"

BLACK
February 20th, 2007, 05:24 PM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/EVILmono/misc/smalloutsidemmorpg.jpg

ShadowCougar
February 20th, 2007, 05:39 PM
lmao those are great

YuriSakazaki
February 21st, 2007, 01:56 PM
My testicles are black!

Tengil
February 21st, 2007, 03:48 PM
And thats why I wanna rub them. :em_luv:

BLACK
February 21st, 2007, 05:03 PM
And bite them in half! And run them over with my car!

MrsDemon
February 25th, 2007, 02:36 AM
I have reddish caramel brown testicles

Damarus
February 25th, 2007, 07:13 AM
I'm trying to imagine what that colour actually looks like... and I can't :s

BLACK
February 25th, 2007, 04:15 PM
www.blacksnake.com