Scripture/Story

[Extarian]

Just for those that liked the Diary/etc. I am currently authoring a fan-fiction for Blizzard's Battle.Net game, Diablo II/LoD.

If there is sufficient interest I can repost that here (it is done in parts, the basic story stars a Paladin and the various other clan members he's with).

That said, afk, a girl who is actually a guy is flirting with me in channel and it's scary (because I don't seem able to turn away)...

[Damarus]

Lol, it better have me in it... The opportunity for beastiality with a druid is crazy. And note the account name of this person, I'll PM them later.

[Perant]

shotty a corpse-humping necromancer, thanks

necrophilia > beastiality imotbh

[Extarian]

Lol, it better have me in it... The opportunity for beastiality with a druid is crazy. And note the account name of this person, I'll PM them later.

Active clan members and other randoms from Diablo II USWEST-Aus-1 are included. That so far, is EFS-Surfgirl, EFS-Extarian, EFS-Edge, and a bunch of people who are in the Lords of Valhalla/LoV clan on D2:LoD. We're trying to get Feral to make a come back, but it's a sticky situation.

[Damarus]

Fuck off EFS-Damarus isn't on the list... I made a new toon just like last month! Hes almost 20 ^_^

And lol... Talk to Caza, maybe she can get Feral back hahahahahahha.

[Extarian]

Caza = surf O_o?
whats your toon?

[Damarus]

Caza = surf O_o?
whats your toon?Yeah Caza is surf. I think I named him LtDamarus, the usual name for my paladins, but I should really remake the ol' druid me thinks. Are we LoD ladder or reg?

[Extarian]

LoD ladder characters. By the way, we're currently discussing the different shapes of penis in Diablo II USWest-Aus-1, it scares me.

[Victis]

Aff should make an animated series fraps with voice overs

[Damarus]

Lol I need to quit my job to play D2 again... And I agree with Vic. BTW I'll be on D2 tonight from about 6pm WA DST. Probly new druid, we need to get the old school EFS thrash and bash parties going.

[Extarian]

Roger that. By the way, to give us something to do, I started trash talking all the other clans I could encounter so that we'd have enemies right off the bat. If they aren't EFS, they can get fucked. That's policy on SC/BW and Diablo/D2/LoD.

[Damarus]

Roger, cutting all ties to any non EFS players and telling them to go fuck their mothers with a meat tenderizer.

[Tengil]

Yeah I better be in it too! grr!

And yes, I would like to read it. :)

[Ist]

<- 20% increased chance to find a magic item.

[Extarian]

Just so you know what you're getting into, here is a sample;

Paladin Extarian exchanged glances with the Sorceress LtCaza, who shrugged, glancing at the opening that had appeared in the walls of Tal Rasha's Tomb. The Sorceress glanced at the opening and began to cast her self-support magic, but didn't look overly confident.

"Blessed be," she muttered. A moment later, the Paladin dived through the opening, followed by the Sorceress.

***

Crashing down a ramp into a small, damp area, LtExtarian brushed himself off to see a giant buglike demon approaching them. He extended a hand to help the Sorceress get up, before turning to face the demon, raising his sword and shield in readiness.

"Looking for Baal?" the demon bellowed. LtCaza recognised him instantly. It was the demon servant, Durial. A powerful entity who had claimed many victims. She hoped this Paladin was as competant as they boasted.

"Well, yeah." LtExtarian answered, to which LtCaza nearly burst out in tears, as Durial raised himself up and looked like he was going to let out a huge roar, before finally storming closer to the Paladin and growling.

"He went that way." Durial said finally. "Follow the path back there, you'll see a bridge.... hey wait a minute, aren't you on the side of light?" he exclaimed, finally charging at LtExtarian to attack.

[Damarus]

LOL wtf? He went that way... gold!

[WiGgLr]

I used to have over 550% MF...


accounts are long gone though

[Ist]

WTF u guys are seriously playing Diablo? I got bored of it >.<

[Tengil]

I used to have chars and chars and chars over lvl 90 on HC.

[Archaos]

I didn't read any of the thread.

I love you all.

[Ist]

Read this!

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*unzips pants*

[Damarus]

I used to have over 550% MF...


accounts are long gone thoughMy 1.09 Firewall MF sorc had around 770% MF, but when I remade her as an Ice sorc when 1.10 ladder came out I only got back up to about 500% :(

And Diablo has more active users in Australia, then like all of L2 NA does :p

[WiGgLr]

And Diablo has more active users in Australia, then like all of L2 NA does :p

5 then?

[Damarus]

6!