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Archaos
September 13th, 2010, 07:40 PM
You niggas fold your paper when you wipe your ass or just wad that shit up like an ape?

BLACK
September 13th, 2010, 07:47 PM
I don't wipe my ass. I let the boxers do all the work.

Damarus
September 13th, 2010, 08:12 PM
How on earth does wadding allow for any kind of wiping action to take place that would successfully remove poo particles and not just push them around...

Talorth
September 13th, 2010, 10:33 PM
Another dude's cock eh

BLACK
September 14th, 2010, 12:19 AM
What's this about other dude's cocks?

Infamous
September 14th, 2010, 11:23 AM
I don't wipe my ass. I let the boxers do all the work.
Boxers? What the fuck who wears boxers. I just shit and let what may happen, happen.

mono
September 14th, 2010, 11:43 AM
I just throw it at the visitors...

JHANGLEHEITER
September 14th, 2010, 01:49 PM
I jus eet my on shit

LaEnana
September 14th, 2010, 02:32 PM
I wish the option for baby wipes was part of the poll. I use baby wipes usually.. so fresh and so clean!

Talorth
September 14th, 2010, 03:33 PM
I jus eet my on shit

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Damascus
September 16th, 2010, 08:15 AM
Wait, do you mean prior to wiping, or after the wipe is performed? I voted assuming you meant what do you do with it after you've wiped, but now I think you meant how do you prepare the paper FOR a wipe. In which case, fold. I usually tear off two square and fold them neatly.

LaEnana
September 16th, 2010, 01:17 PM
Two squares is not enough ..

FoogleWoop
September 16th, 2010, 03:19 PM
Sometimes I like to take my poo, and roll it up into a ball, a real hard ball of poo you see, and then I take...I take it and I put..I put it in my mouth.




Plus I'm hungry for shit.

LaEnana
September 16th, 2010, 03:32 PM
wat

Damarus
September 16th, 2010, 08:21 PM
Two squares is not enough ..You use two at a time. It's how I do it too. Wipe with a nice folded two-square, then tear off another and repeat the process until I don't have any poo left on my bum.

Damascus
September 17th, 2010, 06:13 AM
Yeah, if you're tearing a whole with a folded two-square you have a super rough bum or you're pushing too hard.

Archaos
September 17th, 2010, 05:41 PM
Oh man, sometimes you gotta triple or quad it after a particularly nasty one.

BLACK
September 18th, 2010, 03:25 AM
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LaEnana
September 18th, 2010, 01:38 PM
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yeah

Archaos
September 18th, 2010, 05:09 PM
One problem bro. You aren't a fucking baby.

mono
September 18th, 2010, 08:23 PM
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BLACK
September 18th, 2010, 08:53 PM
NSFW
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Damarus
September 19th, 2010, 12:19 AM
Thats a nice picture.

mono
September 19th, 2010, 04:08 PM
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Archaos
September 19th, 2010, 05:14 PM
We should all find a common forum to invade with a lot of other people and just argue ridiculous points but agree with one another. That sounds fun.

BLACK
September 19th, 2010, 10:39 PM
You mean like zelandra and perant? Also we need to take Jhang with us.

Archaos
September 20th, 2010, 05:41 AM
Yeah. Find a forum.

LaEnana
September 20th, 2010, 10:37 AM
LOL maybe we should invade a super conservative or super liberal forum with our ass hattery

BLACK
September 20th, 2010, 05:20 PM
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LaEnana
September 20th, 2010, 05:28 PM
One problem bro. You aren't a fucking baby.



Yeah but they don't make adult wipes :P

BLACK
September 20th, 2010, 09:37 PM
http://img.lulz.net:8080/src/tophand.gif

Caddyshack
October 3rd, 2010, 05:10 PM
What about with a bidet? No option for that. :(

Archaos
October 4th, 2010, 12:33 PM
This is America son, no one has that shit.

LaEnana
October 4th, 2010, 01:01 PM
I'd be down for one..

Baby wipes i think are better though, the ones i use have Shea butter and stuff, and I can't imagine just regular water blasting your butthole would dislodge thick greasy pool off the butthole...

Archaos
October 4th, 2010, 05:19 PM
haha, I can't believe you constantly use baby wipes. I had some last year when I had like the shits like mad cause my ass was on fire when I wiped it but year round? Thats gotta get costly.

Caddyshack
October 4th, 2010, 11:01 PM
Haha, depends on how many you use per poop...

I usually fold my toilet paper though.

Damarus
October 5th, 2010, 06:42 AM
If the poo is messy I wipe with the toilet brush.

JHANGLEHEITER
October 5th, 2010, 10:07 AM
nigger what yhe fuk is a touleet bruzh

LaEnana
October 5th, 2010, 10:27 AM
Baby wipes is the way to go, hooray for costco membership

Caddyshack
October 5th, 2010, 08:21 PM
What I hate is when you poo and the log somehow gets in the bowl sideways instead of pointing itself down the hole in the bottom. So when you flush it folds your turd in half and clogs the toilet. D:

JHANGLEHEITER
October 5th, 2010, 10:07 PM
this.

Damarus
October 5th, 2010, 10:49 PM
nigger what yhe fuk is a touleet bruzhhttp://www.denovoverseas.com/images/products/bath-acc/toilet-brush-holder-big.jpg

mono
October 7th, 2010, 08:08 AM
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Damascus
October 9th, 2010, 06:26 PM
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Archaos
October 10th, 2010, 01:14 AM
That was gold. :)

LaEnana
October 11th, 2010, 11:53 PM
haha, I can't believe you constantly use baby wipes. I had some last year when I had like the shits like mad cause my ass was on fire when I wiped it but year round? Thats gotta get costly.


The health and comfort of my butt-hole is priceless, besides I have a job.. Unlike you

Grog
October 13th, 2010, 04:01 PM
what is wrong with yous guyses shitses? two sheets and fold, that's all you need, none of this old man baby wipe bollocks gooch

Damascus
October 13th, 2010, 05:39 PM
Americans have pampered assholes I spose.

mono
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