Quay is going to beat me up :(

[RickyMartin]

Quote:
Originally Posted by RickyMartin http://www.l2guru.com/forum/images/l2guru/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.l2guru.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1765280#post1765280)
Given the chance, I would probably beat the shit out of you if you came to Arizona too http://www.l2guru.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif

LOL, if I ever met you irl you'd sit your ass down and shut your cockholster and make excuses about why you pussied out after talking tough over the internet.

[Talorth]

lol i use /quaygay powers!

[Digita1]

You're gonna geeeeeeet ittttttttttt! ummmm umumumumumumum!

[Talorth]

You're gonna geeeeeeet ittttttttttt! ummmm umumumumumumum!

that almost sounds sexual...


hot.

[Digita1]

Coming from Quay it probably was a warning of anal rape.

[Talorth]

penis too small wont fit :(.

[Infamous]

Oh teh noes. ;(

[Digita1]

penis too small wont fit :(.

Speaking of... I had a gal friend back in HS that was dating a semi-friend of mine. She said one night they tried to do doggy-style and that it didn't work because his dick wasn't long enough to get past her ass cheeks.

I called him "pinky" ever since xD

[Talorth]

... wow you'd have to be pretty small

[Infamous]

Spread em! :O

[Talorth]

spread em like you spreat peanut butter!

(sounds wrong.)

[RickyMartin]

to which i respond:

"come and try it fucker"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/General_Seto/quayisgay.jpg

[Archaos]

That dick would have to be concave...

[Infamous]

to which i respond:

"come and try it fucker"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/General_Seto/quayisgay.jpg
God your hot.

[Digita1]

Hahahaha love the under Armor.


Tryin' to show your buffness? :P (hawt too)

[Talorth]

to which i respond:

"come and try it fucker"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/General_Seto/quayisgay.jpg

LOL. you look kind of like my cousin wtfux O.O

[RickyMartin]

I came home from the gym, and i didnt change yet, but now im naked so its all good

[Talorth]

naked is how to roll.

[RickyMartin]

i want a pic of quay :(

[Infamous]

UA reppin'
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b132/CLInfamous/Picture006.jpg

[Talorth]

to fap to?

[RickyMartin]

more or less

[Infamous]

UA reppin'
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b132/CLInfamous/Picture006.jpg
Quoted for underarmor.

[RickyMartin]

underarmor was crafted by the gods, for gods as far as im concerned

[Digita1]

Should I put mine on and take a pic to join this club?

[RickyMartin]

yes!

[Infamous]

Absolutely.

[Damarus]

I don't know what underarmour is exactly, but it appears to be gay :/

[RickyMartin]

ur gay

go to your local mall, luke, go into a sports apparell shop

Walk directly up to an employee, put your hands around their neck,

Say

"Tell me where the underarmor is or i will fucking kill you"

Then they ask you your size, they give you a shirt, then you go home and wear it :D

and take it to the gym

[Digita1]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/5219/picture83tm7.jpg

[Talorth]

http://i5.tinypic.com/3zluae1.jpg

Can I join?

[RickyMartin]

omg yes, everyone is in the club

[Infamous]

Yeah, thats the prefeerd method of obtaining an underarmor product.

[Infamous]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/5219/picture83tm7.jpg
Underarmor reppin!

[Digita1]

You know it!

[Damarus]

ur gay

go to your local mall, luke, go into a sports apparell shop

Walk directly up to an employee, put your hands around their neck,

Say

"Tell me where the underarmor is or i will fucking kill you"

Then they ask you your size, they give you a shirt, then you go home and wear it :D

and take it to the gymI wear beaters to the gym :/

[RickyMartin]

its not underarmor :(

you arent mexican are you

[Talorth]

lol mexican australian.

[RickyMartin]

Maustralian

[Zelaton]

I should have Gaf put on his full body under armor and take a pix :D

[RickyMartin]

oh wow, please do

[Digita1]

Lol seeing as how under armour is like a second skin, I can tell there are going to be many requests of you in the armour and pics :P

[Talorth]

O.o

[Infamous]

I have full body UA. Its amazeing stuff.

[RickyMartin]

http://www.underarmour.com/images/dept_images/us/1114_GearStory_sm.jpg

need to buy the underwear when i go to the mall

[Talorth]

I SEE A PENIS.

[Digita1]

It really accentuates the package!

[RickyMartin]

NOPE

edit: nope to talorth


and yes to digita1

[Infamous]

http://www.underarmour.com/images/dept_images/us/1114_GearStory_sm.jpg

need to buy the underwear when i go to the mall
oh wow...yes!

[Archaos]

Taking it over the line guys.

[RickyMartin]

negative

[Talorth]

Taking it over the line guys.

BULLSHIT.

[Damarus]

It's not mexican, it's what Australians do :( Beater + boardies. This underarmour invention seems to be for gay people to have sex without having to take their clothes off, and still be protected!

[Talorth]

... patent that... lol.

[Mutch]

Underarmor doesnt have long enough sleeves, fuckin bullshit I tells ya!

And kinda weird you guys wear that shit to the gym, you go to work out or talk to all the sweaty wimmins.

[Infamous]

Both, all pickup lines are pulled off better while curling 70 pound weights I tell you!

[Bonk]

I think you guys need to use what polarised uses, underpantsarmor

[Mutch]

Both, all pickup lines are pulled off better while curling 70 pound weights I tell you!

LoL you tool, you know the girl you're talking too isnt really impressed with your curling of 70 pound weights.

[Damarus]

I think you guys need to use what polarised uses, underpantsarmorExactly. Bonk knows where it's at!

By the way someone tell me how much 70 pounds is in kilos so I know whether or not to laugh :/

[Infamous]

LoL you tool, you know the girl you're talking too isnt really impressed with your curling of 70 pound weights.
Not consiously (sp?)
However in the subconcious they get a hardon for it!

[Mutch]

Exactly. Bonk knows where it's at!

By the way someone tell me how much 70 pounds is in kilos so I know whether or not to laugh :/

31.82. Not really that much.

[Damarus]

Oh... Well is that a 1 armed bicep curl? That's not too bad...

[Damascus]

Speaking of... I had a gal friend back in HS that was dating a semi-friend of mine. She said one night they tried to do doggy-style and that it didn't work because his dick wasn't long enough to get past her ass cheeks.

I called him "pinky" ever since xD

I just tried that for the first time on the weekend. It was good, but I prefer it when the girl is riding.

[Mutch]

Oh... Well is that a 1 armed bicep curl? That's not too bad...

I would hope thats not a barbell curl or infamous is a woman.

[Damarus]

Yeah lol.....

[LordChowder]

cyber?

[Infamous]

I would hope thats not a barbell curl or infamous is a woman.
Obviously its one armed you gorilla.

[LordChowder]

ok the trick is to put all the weight on your neck, hyper extend your ankles and lock your knees in place. then shoot upwards and lift with your back.

[Mutch]

ok the trick is to put all the weight on your neck, hyper extend your ankles and lock your knees in place. then shoot upwards and lift with your back.

Remember, you're not trying to muscle the weight up, youre trying to swing it with as much momentum as you can get.

[Damarus]

Remember, you're not trying to muscle the weight up, youre trying to swing it with as much momentum as you can get.And speed is the key. Don't waste any time easing it up, expend all your energy in one burst for maximum efficiency.

[Infamous]

Last but not least. Dont bother repeating this, because doing it one time indeed makes you a badass.
~_~

[Mutch]

It was funny before I bought weights and shit for my basement I used to go to the gym. Its full of people that are either

a) There to talk to women that arent interested.
b) Complete idiots that dont know how to lift weights
c) Roid rage crazy sonsa bitches that do shit way to heavy.

[RickyMartin]

It was funny before I bought weights and shit for my basement I used to go to the gym. Its full of people that are either

a) There to talk to women that arent interested.
b) Complete idiots that dont know how to lift weights
c) Roid rage crazy sonsa bitches that do shit way to heavy.

yeah, my gym has wayyyyy to many of these idiots.

Their biceps are about the size of a large man's thigh. It's rediculous.

I highly doubt women find sizes of that proportion attractive.

[Mutch]

My e-peen was hurt when Id be waitin for a machine after some roid rage freak where hed have like 500 pounds like it was nothing and Id have to bring it down to like 150. lol.

Wait, that wouldnt be e peen, real peen?

[Digita1]

Underarmor doesnt have long enough sleeves, fuckin bullshit I tells ya!

And kinda weird you guys wear that shit to the gym, you go to work out or talk to all the sweaty wimmins.

I wore mine under my football gear >_>

[Archaos]

I never lift in underarmor.

its itchy. I only wore it during football last year in high school.

[LordChowder]

prolly already posted but bump



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[RickyMartin]

wow, chowder wins

[RickyMartin]

im going to order a bunch of pizzas to him, hope he likes them

[Zelandra]

It was funny before I bought weights and shit for my basement I used to go to the gym. Its full of people that are either

a) There to talk to women that arent interested.
b) Complete idiots that dont know how to lift weights
c) Roid rage crazy sonsa bitches that do shit way to heavy.

Oh man, you should go to my schools gym. Ever since New Years these are the people that show up:

a) Girls that "need" to slim down for spring break.
b) Girls that need to slim down for spring break.
c) Guys that only sit on an ab-machine that my fucking grandmother could max out
d) Roid raged college guys

It's just so funny. I go to the gym every day and ever since new years it like trippled in amount of people there, just because everyone thinks that working out for a month will make you super model hot for spring break....fucking love it.

But yea, your list is exactly the list of people that go to my gym at home.

[Farshots]

http://www.underarmour.com/images/dept_images/us/1114_GearStory_sm.jpg

need to buy the underwear when i go to the mall
I've got a pair that I wear for soccer. I will try to get a pic up when I get home. LOL
just need to find a damn camera.

[RickyMartin]

go go

[SLCR]

http://i5.tinypic.com/3zluae1.jpg

Can I join?AWWWWLOOKIEDALIDDLEPEACHYFUZZYFACE! :3!

[Talorth]

AWWWWLOOKIEDALIDDLEPEACHYFUZZYFACE! :3!
lawwwwwwwwwwwl.

[ACB]

hüllenlos o.o sitze ich auf einer stahlkonstruktion und masturbiere im mondlicht

[dejaVu]

HE IS GONNA ROLEPLAY YOU TO DEATH!!!!!!!

[dejaVu]

absolut hüllenlos sitze ich auf meinem stahlträger und ornaniere die tapete bunt!

[ACB]

POSSIBLE :3

[dejaVu]

GIEFFFFFF POINTZZ

[dejaVu]

i just farted btw, it smells like roses

[ACB]

i dont think so frand :<

[Talorth]

maybe if he ate alot of roses...

[WiGgLr]

maybe if he ate alot of roses...

You heard it here first.

A box of Cadbury's Roses will make your farts smell of flowers

http://www.foodireland.com/images/candy/530332.gif

[Grog]

so THATs how women do it

[ACB]

D:

[Infamous]

Swords high.

[Farshots]

As promised...
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[Farshots]

Not as sexy as the dude up top...but will have to do =)