View Full Version : Tom Cruise dubbed "Christ"
Victis
January 28th, 2007, 12:42 PM
The "Christ" of Scientology?
According to The Sun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sun_%28newspaper%29), in a January 23, 2007 article, Cruise allegedly has been dubbed the “Christ” of Scientology by leader David Miscavige (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Miscavige) and other leaders of the religion. Miscavige allegedly has told Cruise that in the future, he will be worshipped like the Christian Messiah (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messiah) for his role in prostelyzing for Scientology.
Now.. this begs the question.. do they really realize what the word Christ means? Obviously we know good ol JC.. but in order to be seen as a 'Christ', you have to die.. which makes me wonder.. if Tom has to die.. what exactly is David Miscavige planning?
Zelandra
January 28th, 2007, 02:44 PM
I hope a international maxx suicide of scientologists.
SLCR
January 28th, 2007, 03:40 PM
"The Sun" is a tabloid... o_0
Batboy's cooler.
RickyMartin
January 28th, 2007, 04:07 PM
Yeah, was going to say... the Sun likes to point out how batboy helps the millitary in Iraq every so often...
RickyMartin
January 28th, 2007, 04:09 PM
For those of you who lead sheltered lives, away from the horrors of tabloids, I present
BATBOY
http://www.danielamos.com/stunt/batboy.gif
CharlieM
January 28th, 2007, 04:12 PM
What in the fuck is that ?
RickyMartin
January 28th, 2007, 04:13 PM
batboy
Victis
January 28th, 2007, 04:15 PM
I just wanted to be able to walk into church and ask Tom Cruise for forgiveness.. :/
CharlieM
January 28th, 2007, 04:25 PM
http://www.eciad.ca/~mcdougal/cruise.gif
Tengil
January 28th, 2007, 04:29 PM
Speaking of the devil, this girl is hot!
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/1170008373099dea.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/1170008373099dea.jpg)
CharlieM
January 28th, 2007, 04:36 PM
Im scared to ask....does it have a penis tucked up under there ??
Grog
January 28th, 2007, 04:38 PM
i sure hope so
Tengil
January 28th, 2007, 04:38 PM
Im scared to ask....does it have a penis tucked up under there ??
Dun think so. Id still hit it though.
Damarus
January 28th, 2007, 07:41 PM
Tom Cruise, much like god, doesn't exist.
Pseudonymous
January 28th, 2007, 07:48 PM
i love ur sig rickymartin
RickyMartin
January 28th, 2007, 10:16 PM
haha thanks :)
Typhus666
January 28th, 2007, 11:41 PM
Scientology ...lol
Victis
January 29th, 2007, 12:11 AM
There is a church here.. its just like an office type of thing.. haven't been inside though..
To be honest, when I have kids, I'm going to be waiting during birth and be waiting with a baseball bat to take out that alien who snatches your child if you fail the 'silent birth'.. WATAH!
Damarus
January 29th, 2007, 02:28 AM
Damn that galactic overlord Xenu is a harsh task master, taking away babies :(
Bonk
January 29th, 2007, 04:05 AM
Speaking of the devil, this girl is hot!
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/1170008373099dea.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/1170008373099dea.jpg)
more plix ^_^
WiGgLr
January 29th, 2007, 04:57 AM
if it's in The Sun, it must be true
Grog
January 29th, 2007, 07:10 AM
if it's in The Sun, it must be true
haha
Tengil
January 29th, 2007, 08:32 AM
more plix ^_^
Thats the problem, there is no more of her. :(
vBulletin® v3.8.4, Copyright ©2000-2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.