Sexy Man thread [NSFW]

[Talorth]

Cmon people, we need a thread for naked mens...


: >


++++ Pictures.

[Archaos]

ugh...

[Perant]

you can't just start a topic, slap on a nsfw tag, and expect people to contribute!

[Damascus]

It's disturbing that I opened this thread, and that I see there are people looking at it too.

[Talorth]

LOL... leaf, zebedee

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES!

(not so much leaf.)

[Talorth]

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs12/i/2006/274/1/9/I_d_Like_To_See_You_Often_by_HisHalfElf.jpg

Lol.

[Leafluna]

Can always count on Tal to have my back...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/leafluna/beautiful_february_2.jpg

[Leafluna]

LOL... leaf, zebedee

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES!

(not so much leaf.)

lol.... was finding ... material... lol

[Zebedee]

I think I would shag David Bowie, Paul Newman and Albert Delegue. Hmm probably need some conditions listed as well. I think I'd still shag David Bowie even though he's 60, Paul Newman as he looked in Cool Hand Luke and well Albert Delegue would need to be alive cos I ain't doing homo-necro, everyone has their limits.

I'd probably chicken out at the last minute but if I had to pick men that were fuckable if I wanted to fuck them then it would be those guys, oh and Zinedine Zidane. Hmm that's 4 guys, I'm gay aren't I? Oh well pass me some pink shorts.

http://img03.yourpix.org/thumbs/01.07/26/1169777487700267_356x237.jpg

http://img03.yourpix.org/thumbs/01.07/26/1169777653paul_newman_barechested_leo_fuchs_0201.j pg

http://img03.yourpix.org/thumbs/01.07/26/1169777716172915.jpg

http://img03.yourpix.org/thumbs/01.07/26/1169777771file_226016_577469.jpg

[Zebedee]

Posted 10 minutes ago and nobody called me a faggot yet. Maybe all the naked pictures I have of L2 players make me invincible!

[Leafluna]

Posted 10 minutes ago and nobody called me a faggot yet. Maybe all the naked pictures I have of L2 players make me invincible!

faggot! nah, who the hell wouldn't do Bowie??? omg hawt old man...

[Archaos]

Bowie's a man ! :O

omg

[Zebedee]

I'd find it really difficult to have a relationship with someone that didn't want to fuck Bowie. It's aesthetics more than anything.

[Victis]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Rheanlu/044627.jpg

[Victis]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Rheanlu/jay.jpg

[RickyMartin]

Umm... this thread delivers!



everyone who posts in this needs to die in a fire




including me :(

[Zebedee]

This thread needs an albino squirrel

http://img03.yourpix.org/thumbs/01.07/26/1169782309squirrel_270.jpg

[Talorth]

what an amazing thread XD.

lol zebedee...

[Talorth]

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs12/i/2006/269/8/c/Wet_JJ_by_jerryh.jpg
http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs12/i/2006/268/b/1/venilla_blue_by_downbytheriver.jpg
http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs11/300W/i/2006/257/d/f/Cesar_by_Oscarinho.jpg
http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs11/300W/i/2006/253/3/c/hard_working_man_series_no_9_by_stock_options.jpg

(this one makes me lol)
http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs11/300W/i/2006/243/2/1/coolin___off_by_artdibujar.jpg

http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/239/1/b/Erotic_Portrait_by_RaCorb.jpg


LOL COWBOY HAT

http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/243/0/a/urban_cowboy_by_artdibujar.jpg

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/199/b/4/Jon_standing_at_the_window_by_artdibujar.jpg

http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs12/i/2006/261/d/e/Raw_by_venillblu.jpg

this guy has crazy eyes...

http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs12/i/2006/269/9/d/wowo_by_NirvanasChildren.jpg

[Talorth]

this thread ftw. :P

[Jadein]

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r159/Jadeinn/beautiful_january_2.jpg

[Jadein]

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r159/Jadeinn/pic02.jpg

[1095]

Insert image of that messed up Buffalo Bill guy from Silence of the Lambs

[Talorth]

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r159/Jadeinn/pic02.jpg

OMFG ROFL.

[Mewfish]

http://www.queerty.com/queer/cillian-murphy-01-thumb.jpg
http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/5d/images.art.com/images/-/Johnny-Depp---portrait--C10278985.jpeg
http://kentfarm.altervista.org/immagini/tom4.jpg
http://nikari.gd-kun.net/david-boreanaz.jpg
http://mywebpage.netscape.com/harrycapehorn/JakeGyllenhaal.jpeg
http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/1d/images.art.com/images/-/Orlando-Bloom-Poster-C10284980.jpeg
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m97/rainbowdash84/CrissAngel.jpg



Here comes the asians, for those with yellow fever:


http://restlessdreams.free.fr/design/images/Gackt.jpg
http://img66.photobucket.com/albums/v200/lunita_hyde/hydesama/uv3-hyde2.jpg

K i'm done for now. :)

[Talorth]

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs12/i/2006/302/8/7/Paul_in_field_by_downbytheriver.jpg

Who stands naked in a field?

[Zebedee]

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs12/i/2006/302/8/7/Paul_in_field_by_downbytheriver.jpg

Who stands naked in a field?

You don't know what or who he left lying in the grass.

[Talorth]

http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/127/f/c/pure_human_by_Colorator.jpg

[Talorth]

You don't know what or who he left lying in the grass.

LMAO good point.

[Xelli]

You can always count on deviantart for having some sexy soft core gay porn :)

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs6/300W/i/2005/035/1/1/Malestrom_Compition__by_PoppaChuckles.jpg
http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs9/300W/i/2006/152/0/b/Going_In_by_jaescott30.jpg
http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2005/326/a/4/The_Wedding__s_Off_by_mragrimm.jpg
http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs4/300W/i/2004/190/d/a/Kiss_Me___Please___.jpg

Still looking :P

~Xel

[Zelandra]

I was so gonna jack it tonight, and now this thread scarred me :'(

Except the Clerks II pic and Victis crashing with his virtual car.

[Talorth]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2005/326/a/4/The_Wedding__s_Off_by_mragrimm.jpg

oo nice one.... wouldnt mind doing that with someone myself : O.

SOMEONE IN PATICULAR.

[Talorth]

I was so gonna jack it tonight, and now this thread scarred me :'(

Except the Clerks II pic and Victis crashing with his virtual car.

owned imo.

[Zelandra]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2005/326/a/4/The_Wedding__s_Off_by_mragrimm.jpg

oo nice one.... wouldnt mind doing that with someone myself : O.

SOMEONE IN PATICULAR.

I know you're talking about me ;p

owned imo.

completely :(

[Talorth]

you wish :P.

[Xelli]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2005/326/a/4/The_Wedding__s_Off_by_mragrimm.jpg

oo nice one.... wouldnt mind doing that with someone myself : O.

SOMEONE IN PATICULAR.

:-D

[Zelaton]

http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/4324/edgeofthebedbyholdmycoaap7.jpg
:3

[Leafluna]

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r159/Jadeinn/beautiful_january_2.jpg

Hmmmm.... wonder where I've seen this before .... rofl

[Infamous]

Omg all of you stop this right now before rickymartin and i dominate the thread.

[Xelli]

You couldn't dominate this thread if it's ass was up in the air and you had a leather whip...

~Xel

[Infamous]

You dont know the meaning of the word dominate when nick and I are concerned.

[WiGgLr]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q90/caliper_photos/humor/escapingfigures.jpg

[Tengil]

Now this is a really sexy guy:
John Black from Days of Our Lives.

http://www.nbc.com/Days_of_our_Lives/bios/images/characters/John_Black.jpg

http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/8042/drakehogestynw2nv.jpg'

http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/willis/69/hogestyn4.jpg

I say fuck all those hairless body building efiminate men.
Here's a real man. :em_luv:

[Victis]

http://www.ziavideo.com/images/product/chucknorrispl.jpg
http://photos.imageevent.com/mercone/jetliwallpaper2004/Chuck%20norris%2027%20-%20Wall%20Troy%20McCleary%2006.jpg

[Siri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Rheanlu/brad-pitt.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Rheanlu/BritishEwan.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Rheanlu/christensen4.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Rheanlu/ew13.jpg
Frodo Baggins!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Rheanlu/ColinFarrell001.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Rheanlu/Jeredleto.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Rheanlu/jude-minxmar00.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Rheanlu/keanu-reeves.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Rheanlu/papernew04.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Rheanlu/po.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Rheanlu/5dc9b9c4.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Rheanlu/JakeGyllenhall.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Rheanlu/BladeTrinity002.jpg

[WiGgLr]

I'm suprised noone has posted Robbie Williams, I thought being Bi he is ideal for both kinds of people here:

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/REIN/13616~Robbie-Williams-Torso-Posters.jpg
http://home.quicknet.nl/qn/prive/mh.tiebie/cweblog/robbie%20williams1.jpg
http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/2/3/Celebrity-Image-Robbie-Williams-230854.jpg

[Archaos]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q90/caliper_photos/humor/escapingfigures.jpg

what the fuck Wig. lol

[Dushatar]

http://www.ogdencity.com/img/import/images/Pioneer%20Days/TOM%20SELLECK.jpg

imo

[Tengil]

Hawt. :em_luv:

[Grog]

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/2831/face42jv8.th.jpg (http://img157.imageshack.us/my.php?image=face42jv8.jpg)
imo

[Talorth]

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/2831/face42jv8.th.jpg (http://img157.imageshack.us/my.php?image=face42jv8.jpg)
imo

QFT IMOTBH

<3.

[Talorth]

http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/143/5/1/Justin_on_my_bed_by_jaescott30.jpg

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/078/5/d/Afternoon_Warmth_by_mragrimm.jpg

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/088/3/e/Dream_Land_by_dogeatdog5.jpg

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/018/4/f/the_goon_by_saicze.jpg

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/253/b/1/Wishing_Upon_a_Lovers_Dream_by_jaescott30.jpg

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/249/e/9/My_Favorite_Muscle_on_a_Man_by_jaescott30.jpg

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/300W/images3.deviantart.com/i/2004/088/2/b/Nick__s_Rear_View.jpg

haha.

[Medicalelf]

no Mario lopez and Eric Bana? :/

[Zelaton]

http://www.cinemablend.com/moviereviews/images/requiemforadream/5.jpgp
Jared Leto

http://fatchris.co.uk/heroes/jake_gyllenhaal.jpg
jake Gyllenhaal

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/RyanPhillipe/PhillippeRyan1U266051625_400.jpg
Ryan Phillipe

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1455000/images/_1456904_darude_300.jpg
Darude (DJ)

http://www.independentcritics.com/images/van%20wilder%20SPLASH.jpg
Ryan Renolds

http://www.stars2go.com/u/usher/usher.jpg
Usher

http://www.solarnavigator.net/music/musicimages/justin_timberlake_tattoos.jpg
Justin Timberlake


All I can think of atm.

[Mewfish]

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/249/e/9/My_Favorite_Muscle_on_a_Man_by_jaescott30.jpg



There is something wrong with this guy. He looks funny, but I can't figure it out.

[Leafluna]

There is something wrong with this guy. He looks funny, but I can't figure it out.
to me his head almost looks photoshoped, his neck is too thick for his head or something...

[WiGgLr]

There is something wrong with this guy. He looks funny, but I can't figure it out.

he looks like he is made of plastic and you can see where his legs are joined onto his torso

[Leafluna]

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2006/07/craig_s_0728_260.jpg
Daniel Craig

http://photos21.flickr.com/28253893_0245bc4b1e_o.jpg
Brad Pitt

http://www.screencaptures.net/r/reynolds48.jpg
Ryan Reynolds (lol)

http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Christian_Slater/christianslater_044.jpg
Christian Slater

http://www.iceposter.com/thumbs/G177975_b.jpg
Orlando Bloom

http://21361.com/website/photos_vids/full/13HRfull.jpg
Henry Rollins

Just a few for now 8)

[Talorth]

he looks like he is made of plastic and you can see where his legs are joined onto his torso

rofl!

XD

yeah...

[Ist]

Camera, video game controllers, keyboards, and photoshop ftw imo:
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/2416/shacklear1.jpg

[Talorth]

oh mai gawd.

[Leafluna]

oh mai gawd.

what he said..... :O hawt, lol

[SLCR]

Upon watching the status bar on my browser load everything here, I've come to one conclusion:




YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF IMAGE. LEECHING. FUCKS.

[Talorth]

I love you too.

[howl]

cock thread

[Xelli]

as upposed to the bull dykes chewing each others faces off in your signature... WHATEVA BITCH! I do what I want! It's my hawt body!

:>

~Xel

[Talorth]

This is the best mondrated thread imo.

[Damarus]

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/palmbeach/streeter/media/14.jpg
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/15/24kiefersutherland_narrowweb__200x262.jpg
http://www.crystalacids.com/database/images/kiefer_sutherland_full.jpg
http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/features/spotlight/050117/ksutherland.jpg

[Damarus]

http://daveintexas.wordpress.com/files/2006/07/hugh-jackman.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/hughjackman/w46.jpg
http://www.hunktoppen.dk/hunks/1136735808_hugh.jpg
http://4saltialcinema.intrattenimento.msn.it/qs/foto/Redazionali/News/hugh_jackman131004.jpg

[Grog]

kiefer sutherland has an odd shaped head

[Damarus]

Yeah but you'd still fuck him.

[Grog]

putting things lightly doesn't become you

[Bonk]

This thread needs more boobs :(

[Talorth]

kiefer sutherland has an odd shaped head

On a certain magazine cover theres a picture of him and its really creepy looking, he looks like a pedophile...


They seem to overphotoshop men on magazine covers and it makes them look manpretty.
'
This thread needs more boobs

Manboobs?:O

[Ist]

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/6512/250pxbrandonbeemerjf3.jpg

[Ist]

This is for you gays:
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/gUqQWH.jpeg
http://homosex.ytmnd.com/

[Talorth]

This is for you gays:
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/gUqQWH.jpeg
http://homosex.ytmnd.com/

lmfao.

[Grog]

he's vandalising that advert!

[Xelli]

This is for you gays:
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/gUqQWH.jpeg
http://homosex.ytmnd.com/

omg LOL!!!!

[Zebedee]

This thread lacks the best looking man in the history of best looking men. Because he is simply off the scale when it comes to being good looking, mere photographs will not suffice.

Ladies and gentlemen I bring you an interactive gaming experience with the The Hoff!

http://www.waxhoff.com/

[Talorth]

I did it!

.... that was boring O.o

[WiGgLr]

I waxed his nipples off O_o

....or maybe he doens't have any

[CharlieM]

I didn't think it could be done...but you people take 'Internet Gay' to a whole new level.

[Leafluna]

This thread lacks the best looking man in the history of best looking men. Because he is simply off the scale when it comes to being good looking, mere photographs will not suffice.

Ladies and gentlemen I bring you an interactive gaming experience with the The Hoff!

http://www.waxhoff.com/

Why is it when I see him I just cringe, as if someone had just shoved a
hot poker in my eye?

[Tengil]

Why is it when I see him I just cringe, as if someone had just shoved a
hot poker in my eye?

cuz his manlyness is so great it burns.

[RickyMartin]

cuz his manlyness is so great it burns.

like when i pee

[Talorth]

Why is it when I see him I just cringe, as if someone had just shoved a
hot poker in my eye?

hes not very attractive at all IMO.

[Zebedee]

I only need a glimpse of The Hoff and I'm in grave danger of taking someone's eye with my own hot poker.

I think it was all the hours I spent trying to knock one out to Baywatch on a Saturday afternoon, Pammy would never be jiggling around on screen for quite long enough and I'd inevitably eject my muck just as The Hoff's wobbly manboobs bounced into focus. Now it's Pavlovian, See Hoff, Get Wood.

[Talorth]

I think this is the most i've laughed in quite awhile.

[Jadein]

Why is it when I see him I just cringe, as if someone had just shoved a
hot poker in my eye?

I LOL'ed so much Leaf I started choking :cry: ... but I feel the same way ... In fact He slightly scares me ...

[Leafluna]

I only need a glimpse of The Hoff and I'm in grave danger of taking someone's eye with my own hot poker.

I think it was all the hours I spent trying to knock one out to Baywatch on a Saturday afternoon, Pammy would never be jiggling around on screen for quite long enough and I'd inevitably eject my muck just as The Hoff's wobbly manboobs bounced into focus. Now it's Pavlovian, See Hoff, Get Wood.

ROFL.... association ..... now it all makes sense..... I hate Pamela Anderson too!

[Brei]

http://holdmycoat.deviantart.com/

really good photographer. all of his models are male.

[Talorth]

Haha, ive seen that gallery before :)

and in fact, I think zelaton already posted a photo from it. O.o

nice like fo sho though :).

[Leafluna]

http://holdmycoat.deviantart.com/

really good photographer. all of his models are male.

<3 Brei, thanks for the find <3

[Gafaton]

do women masterbate to men on the internet the same way men masterbate to women?

im going to assume they do...but then i think about how women aren't as primal as men are. (the one exception in this community is medicalelf...i think shes more horny than every guy here combined.... minus polarised)

for me at least...its almost automatic: nice T & A = must spread seed.

[Talorth]

nice T & A = must spread seed.

hahaha.

[Siri]

do women masterbate to men on the internet the same way men masterbate to women?

im going to assume they do...but then i think about how women aren't as primal as men are. (the one exception in this community is medicalelf...i think shes more horny than every guy here combined.... minus polarised)

for me at least...its almost automatic: nice T & A = must spread seed.

I dont, but then again I dont masterbate at all =/
I dont get aroused by seeing men on the comp or shows or movies w/e I mean I see a guy and Im like yea hes pretty hot but, if the guys naked then I laugh >< meh doesnt do anything to my little baby factory. Victis on the other hand all I gotta say is that guy is too good at what he does and can do for his own good. Good thing Im marrying the fucker. And if we ever divorce Ill find a way so he can never use his fingers tongue or penis again. Fuck it Ill cut his brake lines good enough >.>

[WiGgLr]

woah psycho.. get out while you can Victis

(joke)

[Victis]

The apartment below always appreciates the noise at 3am.. I usually get home around 1am, eat, maybe take a shower... then its..... THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD

[Grog]

The apartment below always appreciates the noise at 3am.. I usually get home around 1am, eat, maybe take a shower... then its..... THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD
is that the sound of you running around naked and giggling?

[Siri]

is that the sound of you running around naked and giggling?


Yes.......yes it is. :O

[Zelaton]

I dont, but then again I dont masterbate at all =/
I dont get aroused by seeing men on the comp or shows or movies w/e I mean I see a guy and Im like yea hes pretty hot but, if the guys naked then I laugh >< meh doesnt do anything to my little baby factory.
I'm totally the same...naked pix of men does nothing for me, I dont masturbate either. I like nakkie men pix in an artisitic way, like that deviant art brei posted. But, porno makes me laugh, its so overdramatic.

[Victis]

FUCK THAT DIRTY CLIT FUCK YEAH!

[Talorth]

I'm totally the same...naked pix of men does nothing for me, I dont masturbate either. I like nakkie men pix in an artisitic way, like that deviant art brei posted. But, porno makes me laugh, its so overdramatic.

LOL its definetly overdramatic.

[WiGgLr]

Hi, I'm the plumber

I've come to check out your pipes

[Tengil]

Wow, must suck being a girl. :(

[Siri]

I like the pizza boy delivery scenes. Pizza guy comes over rings the door bell and a chick answers it in a robe and oops she doesnt have enough money so time to get pizza for sex lol! its so ridiculous><

[exiledone]

I like the pizza boy delivery scenes. Pizza guy comes over rings the door bell and a chick answers it in a robe and oops she doesnt have enough money so time to get pizza for sex lol! its so ridiculous><

sounds like an ideal situation to me

[Victis]

pizza and sex? fuckin right bud!

[Grog]

throw in a transvestite and thats what i call a party

[exiledone]

throw in a transvestite and thats what i call a party

and that my friends is how you kill hard on's.

[Damarus]

sounds like an ideal situation to meAs an ex-pizza boy, I'd have to say it was always the dream... You'd get the occasional invite in from an oldy/fugly (which you'd have to try and difuse immediately, or maybe some flirting from a hottie possibly trying to scab cheaper pizza, and everynow and then get told to come back around (if there was like a party goin on) after your shift, but never did the whole sex for pizza thing. Mind you, I'd still have to pay for the pizza that way, so it's not as ideal as it sounds...

[Victis]

SAUSAGE!

[WiGgLr]

SAUSAGE!

http://www.bigsausagepizza.com (NSFW)

[Talorth]

http://www.bigsausagepizza.com (NSFW)

ROFL.


omg, ... i would of never thought of it... this is the power of the human race!

[Damarus]

ROFL.


omg, ... i would of never thought of it... this is the power of the human race!I posted this earlier in the thread an no one noticed :(

[WiGgLr]

I posted this earlier in the thread an no one noticed :(

you're invisible, hehe

was it really this thread? that would be so funny.. I thought it was somewhere else

[WiGgLr]

answer is no:
http://www.themondrated.com/showthread.php?p=18769&highlight=bigsausagepizza#post18769

[MrsDemon]

LOL pizza boy scense are hilarious. I'm more so of the random 5+ girls in a room going mad with eachother. Girl on girl porn is all that i'd pay attention to. Unless im showing my wife what she needs to do then i'd pop on a BJ porno movie or something off of HBO or cinemax on demand. Female orgies are the best.

[Damarus]

answer is no:
http://www.themondrated.com/showthread.php?p=18769&highlight=bigsausagepizza#post18769Hmm lol, explains a lil :/ Can't believe we got onto the pizzaboy porn topic on more than one occasion @.@

[Stinkfist]

trying to dodge the nude dudes, and read you girls dont masturbate. how can you NOT masturbate?! it can take as short as a few mins, feels great and theres no clean up for you girls either. sometimes i cant go to sleep unless i rub one out.

[ACB]

2 much info T_T

[Leafluna]

trying to dodge the nude dudes, and read you girls dont masturbate. how can you NOT masturbate?! it can take as short as a few mins, feels great and theres no clean up for you girls either. sometimes i cant go to sleep unless i rub one out.
Ok Ok What did I miss? Who said girls don't masturbate? :O

[howl]

Ok Ok What did I miss? Who said girls don't masturbate? :O
fraps or it didnt happen

[Misticle]

trying to dodge the nude dudes, and read you girls dont masturbate. how can you NOT masturbate?! it can take as short as a few mins, feels great and theres no clean up for you girls either. sometimes i cant go to sleep unless i rub one out.


Stink - Whomever told you that was wrong. Of course us girls do too. :grin:

[WiGgLr]

misty misty

where fore art thy misty

[Ist]

WTS Fraps of l2 girls masturbating 3,000,000,000 adena.

[stockfisch]

...let me ebay some

oh wait...girls...no deal

[Stinkfist]

I dont, but then again I dont masterbate at all =/
I dont get aroused by seeing men on the comp or shows or movies w/e I mean I see a guy and Im like yea hes pretty hot but, if the guys naked then I laugh >< meh doesnt do anything to my little baby factory. Victis on the other hand all I gotta say is that guy is too good at what he does and can do for his own good. Good thing Im marrying the fucker. And if we ever divorce Ill find a way so he can never use his fingers tongue or penis again. Fuck it Ill cut his brake lines good enough >.>

I'm totally the same...naked pix of men does nothing for me, I dont masturbate either. I like nakkie men pix in an artisitic way, like that deviant art brei posted. But, porno makes me laugh, its so overdramatic.

someone tell them what they're missing out on. :o

oh yea i guess there are some girls that make as much mess as guys. :x

[WiGgLr]

perhaps they were never taught how to flick the bean?

someone show them how to look after the man in the rowing boat

[Ist]

These asian men have hax
http://orientalis.sentientmind.com/
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/2479/rockji2pt8.jpghttp://img248.imageshack.us/img248/8186/rockji3kt6.jpg
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/7128/rockji11yq9.jpg
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/3334/rockji41yr6.jpg
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/6237/rockji5ct7.jpg
http://img455.imageshack.us/img455/9535/aaron4cx4.jpg
http://img455.imageshack.us/img455/2289/collin1zy5.jpg

[Leafluna]

These asian men have hax
http://orientalis.sentientmind.com/

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/7128/rockji11yq9.jpg

http://img455.imageshack.us/img455/2289/collin1zy5.jpg
damn.... hawt... yellow fever, anyone?

[Jadein]

someone tell them what they're missing out on. :o

oh yea i guess there are some girls that make as much mess as guys. :x

Women masterbating comes with maturity and understanding your sexuality.

When I was teenager I touched myself every so often for very BRIEF moments and then felt very embarrassed about it.

I didn't actually start consistantly masterbating untill I was 19 or 20 because I wanted to explore my body and really get to know what I liked what felt good, what didn't and how my body worked. Keep in mind ... I lost my virginity at the age of 13 and continued to be sexually active pretty much the whole time. The longest period of time I didn't have sex was from the age of 18 -19, but then started masterbating and having phone sex.

So many many women don't start masterbating for quite a bit after they become sexually active.

Remember a lot of women in thier 20's haven't even had an orgasm yet ... if they say "I think I have or I'm pretty sure I have" then they haven't ... period, you'll KNOW ... what I've found is a lot of women don't start masterbating untill they've had an orgasm (you guys don't wack it just to end before the big finish do you?) because untill they've had an orgasm they aren't sure how to GET there. I'm not saying that's true for all women, just many I've talked to.

Masterbation is so much fun honestly, it's a really great way to learn and KNOW your body so when you are in bed with that special someone you can maybe guide it to what's REALLLY gonna get you off.

And stink ... Some women make a much bigger mess then men during sex or masterbation. I squirt on a regular basis.

[Victis]

I don't understand how so many men can be so bad at sex.. its so easy, and fun.. but so is masterbation

[Jadein]

Many men are bed in bed because they are in it purely for the physical gratification of it. They don't grasp the concept that most women need more than just the physical get me off ... though that is fun to. Most of the women I know need the build up, the foreplay ... some men just wanna get in there and hit it.

[ACB]

i came ffs :<

[Siri]

someone tell them what they're missing out on. :o

oh yea i guess there are some girls that make as much mess as guys. :x

Ive tried it and felt nothing=/ Hence why I dont do it anymore. Maybe I need help from some kinda toy or something. I have Vic tho so I dont really need to masterbate to begin with :D Fiances ftw!

[Zelaton]

Ive tried it and felt nothing=/ Hence why I dont do it anymore. Maybe I need help from some kinda toy or something. I have Vic tho so I dont really need to masterbate to begin with :D Fiances ftw!

Yeah, I've tried it its just not as good as sex imo...so to me, not worth it. If I want it, I can get it from Gaf whenever I want. ;)

[Leafluna]

Just a few to keep the thread going...



http://www.scott-o-rama.com/Coppermine/albums/userpics/10001/normal_1104471593417_980.jpg

http://www.scott-o-rama.com/Coppermine/albums/userpics/10001/normal_3988.jpg

http://www.scott-o-rama.com/Coppermine/albums/userpics/10001/b2nakedchef14g.jpg

http://www.scott-o-rama.com/Coppermine/albums/userpics/10001/normal_Picture%201.jpg

[Grog]

for some reason i found the first guy's neck funny o.O

[Victis]

The naked guy and the salad cracked me up lol

-Siri

[Leafluna]

The naked guy and the salad cracked me up lol

-Siri
Same, which is why I couldn't resist including it :razz:

[WiGgLr]

"hey look, I've got Olive Oil all over my nuts"

[Leafluna]

"hey look, I've got Olive Oil all over my nuts"
O.o rofl...

[johkai]

do not let this thread die.

[Leafluna]

do not let this thread die.

never...
http://www.beautifulmag.eu/beautiful/images/beautiful_john_andresen8_2.jpg

[Talorth]

Ever!

http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs12/i/2006/274/0/f/Farmer_Jack_9_by_jaescott30.jpg

btw thanks for keeping the thread alive leafles! :P.

[Siri]

I love those hip muscles on guys its so sexy >.<
Im not too big on muscular guys but I find this kind of muscle too be sexy.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Rheanlu/abs1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Rheanlu/woah.jpg
And yes thats vic teehee:oops: I just wanna lick em! haha

[Tengil]

lol @ wife beater. :P

[Talorth]

I think every straight woman and gay man agrees that the manly hips = win.

[Siri]

I dunno what it is about the hip muscle things but it makes me drool O.O I wish I could have those neat little creases like you guys have :( Latin hips ftl

[johkai]

victis has no tits lol

[Siri]

Hes not supposed to! :P

[WiGgLr]

my body is more like the one talorth posted a few posts above me than the other guys posted

[Leafluna]

my body is more like the one talorth posted a few posts above me than the other guys posted
hawt! >.> did I say that out loud? lol


Ride'em cowboy...

http://kei.iichan.net/sm/src/1169775029358.jpg

[Tengil]

Lawl, horsie makes man horny. :)

[Talorth]

LOL @ leaf's post.

[Siri]

naked men make me giggle :D

[johkai]

this thread died : /

[Talorth]

i could put more mens in it but i cant be bothered.

[Talorth]

REVIVT!

http://fc02.deviantart.com/images2/i/2004/06/9/e/Happy_Go_Naked.jpg

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs6/300W/i/2005/021/6/b/The_naked_gee_tar_man_by_iampeewee.jpg
http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs4/i/2004/221/4/8/__This_window_rains_light___I.jpg

[Talorth]

LOL! this one made me laugh

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/i/2007/117/2/e/Woman_over_man_1_by_WrongState.jpg

[Talorth]

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/078/5/d/Afternoon_Warmth_by_mragrimm.jpg

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs19/i/2007/243/b/0/My_Bud_Niall_6_by_ltmills.jpg

[Talorth]

http://fc04.deviantart.com/images2/i/2003/51/6/7/It__s_Beginning_To_Look.jpg

LOL!

[Talorth]

http://fc04.deviantart.com/images2/i/2003/52/3/0/Warmth.jpg

http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/079/3/a/Monogamy_by_mragrimm.jpg

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/049/a/0/Doubtful_Exhibition_by_mragrimm.jpg

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/338/0/0/Justin_I_by_mragrimm.jpg


http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/235/d/2/mysterious_skin_by_bruised_romanticism.jpg

LOL @ above

[Talorth]

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/215/a/0/Morning_Mind_spiration_by_antago.jpg

sucks it has lines from where its been photoshopped cause i like this picture >.>

[Talorth]

http://fc01.deviantart.com/images2/i/2004/04/9/a/Wetter_is_Better.jpg

i'd shower with him.

[Talorth]

http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs14/i/2007/117/8/3/closer_I_by_centaur101.jpg

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs12/i/2006/314/c/0/Wake_up_by_YoolanD.jpg

ahah

[Talorth]

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs5/i/2005/124/7/6/Rejection_by_mragrimm.jpg
'
http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs16/300W/i/2007/153/0/6/Its_a_warm_day_by_halo19.jpg

http://fc02.deviantart.com/images2/i/2004/04/e/e/Your_Morning_Cup_O___Jo.jpg

http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/178/d/0/Uncensored___by_kaeduardo.jpg

I LIKE THE ABOVE GUYS BUTT

[Talorth]

:D another nice butt...
http://fc02.deviantart.com/images3/i/2004/088/2/b/Nick__s_Rear_View.jpg

[Talorth]

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/197/5/1/Run_For_It___Surf__s_Up_by_dirtycar74.jpg

another :P!

[Talorth]

http://fc03.deviantart.com/images3/i/2004/181/2/1/Go_Away.jpg


^_^

[MrsDemon]

I ....I just....Icant....Believe.....such....just...this.. ....nasty...omg

[Grog]

i think the fat chick's hot

[Zelaton]

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/214/6/6/Held_up_by_red_tape_by_holdmycoat.jpg

[Talorth]

that looks like it would hurt zelaton : (

[Xelli]

LOL! Tal and your butt pictures, silly man

'hmm... should I post a picture my butt? :O LOL!

[Talorth]

>.>

[Damarus]

Zel.... I'm.... not even sure what is happening there (where it's all going), but it looks... incredibly fucking painful >.>

[MrsDemon]

i think the fat chick's hot




I'd beat

[Alrus]

...

Oh crap that's just gross :/ I dont know how people would even want to get a piercing there... considering the risks it implies on top of the pain.

[Xelli]

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs19/300W/i/2007/242/e/c/Carl_Naked_Nude_Male_Studio_1_by_ltmills.jpg

I bet you any money his nickname is Captain Hook.

[Zelaton]

Oh crap that's just gross :/ I dont know how people would even want to get a piercing there... considering the risks it implies on top of the pain.
Yeah I don't know, I think its disgusting actually lol. And the damn piercing is gauged which HAD to hurt even more. Imagine if he took it out....would he pee out that hole too??? :/

[Talorth]

lol @ captain hook.

[Grog]

rofl xD