Polarised and the hot poo, a true story

[Bonk]

tell everyone your story about the brazillian chicky polardoodle! go go go:mrgreen:

[Damarus]

Oh you mother fucker.... lol

[mono]

you have my attention...

[WiGgLr]

you have mine too

[damme]

:]

[stockfisch]

also mine

[Damarus]

Yeah you'd all love me to spill the beans wouldn't you....

[WiGgLr]

sounds like that is what you did?

[Damarus]

:)

[Damarus]

The important thing is that she was gorgeous.

[damme]

So did you or did she? :p

[Bonk]

she still shat on your sheets

[Zelandra]

mmm.....scat :O

[RickyMartin]

oh wow, i want an explanation now god damn it.

[Damascus]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[Jadein]

I'm now very curious too ... O.O .... and EWWWW scat.

[LinnEva]

fraps or it didnt happen

[Brei]

: o?

[WiGgLr]

I think it's pretty obvious...

Polarised gave this hot chick a colonic irrigation with his penis, when he pulled out he found that he'd forgotten a bucket to catch the contents as they flushed out of her

[Jadein]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ..... Dude, make her clean her self out BEFORE you go in. Man, practice safe sex.

[mono]

:twisted:

[Medicalelf]

whatttttttttt? wth! lol Polarised details...details ma friend lol :P

[Archaos]

:|

he did the same thing to me.

[Mewfish]

WTB.

[stockfisch]

luke you owe us an explanation
N O W

[Mezurashii]

omg similar thing happened to a kid that used to go to my high school. He has a pretty hot girlfriend (no idea how they are still together after the incident) and one day they were getting down and dirty. He went south on her and i guess she had not relieved herself that particular day. Anyways, he was "eating her out" when she either had an orgasm or other reflex action related to pleasure and released her digested matter onto his chin and the bedsheets. Whole school knew the next day, and the news quickly spread to other schools in the town. A friend of mine said he overheard some kids he was getting orders from at a restaurant speak of the accident just a few days later.

[Medicalelf]

omg how did she do that? lol

[Mezurashii]

idk i guess the pleasure cause her to contract her abdominal muscles and force out the poo.

[Medicalelf]

man that would scar me for life >.<

[Archaos]

If she was hot enough...

I'd stay with her, but I'm just that shallow.

[Mezurashii]

But she shit on him. i would never stay with her. I dont play dat game.

[stockfisch]

But she shit on him. i would never stay with her. I dont play dat game.
you know you love it!

[Talorth]

... :O

[Damarus]

It's not as bad as it sounds, quit being drama whores :p

[Mezurashii]

Getting shat on is prolly worse than it sounds. unless youre into that kinda thing o.O

[Damarus]

I mean my story, not having your face shat on o_O That is bad...

[SLCR]

omg similar thing happened to a kid that used to go to my high school. He has a pretty hot girlfriend (no idea how they are still together after the incident) and one day they were getting down and dirty. He went south on her and i guess she had not relieved herself that particular day. Anyways, he was "eating her out" when she either had an orgasm or other reflex action related to pleasure and released her digested matter onto his chin and the bedsheets. Whole school knew the next day, and the news quickly spread to other schools in the town. A friend of mine said he overheard some kids he was getting orders from at a restaurant speak of the accident just a few days later.Err... How'd everybody know? One of them actually TOLD somebody? Dumbass.

But she shit on him. i would never stay with her. I dont play dat game.

Why would you break up with her? That's mean, it's not like she did it on purpose. She'd probably already be horrifically embarrassed, and then you add further insult to injury by dumping (lolpunT) her for an obvious accident ;/ Nuuuu Archaos, shallow would be breaking up, not staying with XO!

But yeah still, ewpoo http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/Warnerve/Smileys/brainslug_by_zilla774.gif

[Victis]

I figured the relation to being shallow was he mentioned 'if she was hot enough'.. that he'd stay with her.

And I must've missed something because I don't recall him posing the question "How did everyone find out?" ..and then you call him a dumbass..

[Archaos]

I'd stick with a girl if she poo'd on me.

I'd just do it back sometime.

sweet revenge

[Perant]

feel bad more for the chick than the guy who got shit on, that's gotta be hella embarassing

[Infamous]

No Id be pretty pissed if some girl shit on me.
Shed have to let me shit on her to make up for it.

[Archaos]

In her mouFF

[Medicalelf]

it is embarassing lol

[Talorth]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

dont. go. there.



to any woman this has happened to involuntarily, i feel very sorry for them...

[Mordenkainen]

And I must've missed something because I don't recall him posing the question "How did everyone find out?" ..and then you call him a dumbass..
I think when SLCR said "Dumbass", it was in reference to "One of them."
Err... How'd everybody know? One of them actually TOLD somebody? Dumbass.

[Damarus]

Stop bumping the topic! >.< Otherwise people will start realising I haven't explained jack shit yet...

[Infamous]

TELL US.

[Infamous]

Luke says:
I fingered a chick in the bum and got poo on my finger, then put it in her mouth and kissed her
Luke says:
with tongue

Thats what I got out of him on msn.

[LordChowder]

hows Rachel?

[Damarus]

hows Rachel?Oooh sounds juicy. More info plix!

[Infamous]

hows Rachel?
Shes good, very good.
;>

[Tengil]

So, did you dip?

[WiGgLr]

to quote Keghawk:

the shit I would eat out of her ass, you have no idea

[Damarus]

Ok so here's the story, you will all probly be a lil dissapointed in me :(

Luke: I accidentally hit on a door girl at harbourside though
Luke: and she giggled and what not, seems I didnt sorta offend her but rather came across as cute
Luke: problem is, It was accidental and I didnt notice it had happened
MC: LOL
MC: next thing you were knuckles deep in bearded clam
Luke: as in, door girl was ugly? orrr... I ran off to find some minger poontang?
MC: in the door girl
Luke: ah ok
MC: knuckles deep
MC: wasn't she hot?
Luke: she was
Luke: very
MC: with a moustache
Luke: some ethnicity
MC: and an outy minge
Luke: iunno looked spanish or something of that sort
Luke: not spanish lol
MC: that's hot
MC: brazilian
Luke: yah
Luke: thats the one
MC: fucking stick your cock her arse
Luke: oh i wouldve loved to
Luke: like wait till shes got a mad terd brewing
Luke: and get her while she's turtle heading
MC: LOL
MC: HOT POO!
Luke hellz yeah
MC: http://www.themondrated.com/showthread.php?p=22467#post22467 LOL
Luke: LOL

[Tengil]

This story lacks pics and fraps.

[stockfisch]

definitely
we need evidence

[Damarus]

Kinda hard to have evidence of something that didnt happen...

[stockfisch]

we no believez you

[Mewfish]

Cock

[stockfisch]

i want

[Damarus]

Oh lol, well unfortunately it's what happened :( I wish I had a better story, like I did her in the pooper or something... I'll go brown this weekend with whatever chick I can find thats willing (or maybe a hot guy) and report back.

[Grindrolas]

I'm disappointed :(

[Medicalelf]

Oh lol, well unfortunately it's what happened :( I wish I had a better story, like I did her in the pooper or something... I'll go brown this weekend with whatever chick I can find thats willing (or maybe a hot guy) and report back.

lol :twisted: